Easy As Falling Off A Bike pt 961.

Wuthering Dormice
(aka Bike)
Part 961
by Angharad

Copyright © 2010 Angharad
All Rights Reserved.
  
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Goodness, was it Friday already? The children go back to school on Monday, maybe I’ll be able to get something done then. Having said that, they are becoming more like a family every day–even the boys and Julie are growing closer to us and seeing themselves as siblings–including the odd squabble.

“Are you going to adopt the rest of us, too?” asked Julie as I drove her to the salon.

“I’m not sure what to do–at sixteen, you’re practically an adult, so it’s hardly worth it for you, is it? Besides, what would your previous parents think?” I had to word the last bit carefully.

“Who cares what they think? I might change my name to Cameron anyway, when I’m old enough. Then you’d have to adopt me.”

I snorted at her–I hoped she was only trying to wind me up. “Have you changed your name officially?”

“I dunno? I haven’t done anything–what do we have to do?”

“I’ll have to check, but it can be done by deed poll or statutory declaration. I don’t know if there’s an age limit on it.”

“Oh wow, can I change it to Julie Cameron?”

“In theory, I think you can call yourself anything you want, but what’s wrong with your old surname?”

“What’s wrong with it? What’s right with it–more like? I hate it because it reminds me of those two sickos, that’s what’s wrong with it–remember, he tried to cut my throat rather than let me stay with you?”

“I don’t think I’ll ever forget that moment, Julie, as long as I live.” I felt myself go cold, if I hadn’t been able to call upon the healing powers I’d been granted, she’d have bled to death–her father didn’t try, he succeeded in cutting her throat.

I shuddered at the memory and changed the subject. “Are you enjoying the shampooing–better than sweeping the floor, I’ll bet?”

“Yeah–it’s okay, and I’d like to learn lots more about hair care, if only for looking after my own–where did you learn, Mummy?”

“Stella trained as a hairdresser before she went to nursing, she taught me most of what I know.”

“Everyone at home is clever except me.”

“You’re quite bright too, girl. Remember, you’ll get a chance to show that when your course starts in September.”

“Yeah, I suppose–but if I don’t like it, I could do nursing too, couldn’t I?”

“Stella would be the best person to advise you on that–but it’s a degree course now so they want A-levels, or you’d have to do an entry course.”

“Maybe I’ll think about it.”

“Talk to Stella.”

“I gotta go, Mummy.” She kissed me on the cheek, “Will you collect me, too?”

“Ooh, I might if I don’t get a better offer.”

“Huh,” she flounced off into the shop and poked her tongue at me just as she went through the door. I pulled back out into the traffic and drove home.

By the time I got back, Maureen was there, measuring and sawing. She waved as I parked the car. “Morning, ma’am,” she said as I walked past her.

“Morning, Maureen, you’re nice and early.”

“Yes, ma’am, I’d like to complete this bit today.”

“Do we really need the ma’am bit now? I’m just Cathy.”

“Sorry, ma’am, it’s how we always addressed the officers.”

“But I’m not an officer, Maureen, I’m just a housewife.”

“An’ a lady, a teacher, film maker, mother of thousands, and my employer. You’re way above me in social standin’, and I like to show that, ma’am. It’s easier to remember than Lady Cameron.”

“I’m no more important than you are, Maureen. I believe we’re all equal as human beings.”

“No, ma’am, we’re not all equal–you’re special, and the lovely people who live with you. You’re better than equal.”

Whilst this offended my socialist tendencies, I decided I wouldn’t press the point. If I admitted it, I had previous on letting people call me what they wanted despite objecting, I lost the argument with a three year old–so I was unlikely to win against an ex-matelot.

“Would you like some coffee?” I asked, walking towards the back door.

“I’ll have some later, ma’am if that’s okay, I ought to get on with this–if that’s okay?”

“Yes, that’s fine–did you remember to bring them?”

“Yes, ma’am.”

“Oh goody, I’ll see you later.” I went in and had five children bounce all over me, looking to be entertained. Maybe, I should feed ‘em to the dormice.

“Has anyone got any homework to finish?” I asked the assembled throng. They all responded in the negative. “Okay, I have chores to do this morning.” This was answered by moans and groans. “But if you all help me, after lunch, we could go out on the bikes.” This was found to be more favourable to the electorate.

So I delegated. Trish was designated cook’s help, Livvie got to do the vacuuming, the boys had to strip and change their beds and Mima flitted about with a feather duster dusting ornaments. It was organised chaos. Then when Stella took Puddin’ out in the pushchair, Meems defected and went out with them. It probably meant I wouldn’t have to try and repair as many ornaments as the last time she did the dusting.

Trish and I made bread and then we made a salad for lunch, with some homemade potato salad and quiche. I took Maureen a cup of coffee at eleven, and finally she showed me what she’d promised to bring.

We sat in the sunshine, drinking coffee and eating a biscuit, while browsing through some photos she had of Mitzi, and some of the others at the transgender support group. Mitzi was quite reasonable looking compared to some of the others. Then Maureen had made quite a bit of progress herself, and her hair looked better since she’d been to the salon where Julie was doing her work experience.

“So tell me about, Mitzi,” I asked Maureen. Why I had this urge to know about her I didn’t have a clue. Normally, I keep clear of other tg folk, simply because I’d done my apprenticeship and was now entitled to call myself female–sort of. I’d not been involved with groups or even individuals–my path had been solitary, and in some ways, it possibly suited me better.

“She was the life and soul of the party an’ we all loved her in the group. She was good with the other young'uns and especially with the new comers, who are sometimes a bit shy.”

“I can understand that–it must be a big step to take to go public.” I remembered my own, after falling all over Simon and spilling wine on his best shirt, we went out to that restaurant. How could he not see through my disguise? He never actually did–I had to tell him. Fortunately he coped and we stayed together after he recovered from his shock.

“Yeah, I remember my own first time, ma’am.”

“Well come on, girl, tell me all the gory details.”

“Yes, ma’am,” she stood up and saluted me, “permission to speak, ma’am.”

“Granted–now get on with it.”

Maureen smiled and then chuckled.

“What’s so funny?” I asked.

“I was just thinkin’, if I’d been dressed like this in the navy, they’d have hanged me from the yardarm.”

“Oh, they stopped keelhauling then or kissing the gunner’s daughter?”

“You know a bit about naval history?” her eyes sparkled.

“Not really–I know how Nelson sank half the French fleet at Trafalgar and paid for it with his life.”

“Aye, ma’am, a true legend.”

“And like all legends, died at the top of his fame–hence the fact that he still remains a hero while other equally crazy heroes are forgotten.”

“I suppose so, ma’am.”

“Come on then–your first time out as Maureen.”

“You don’t really want to know do you?”

“Of course I do.”

“Okay, I was lot younger an’ less masculine lookin’. I ‘adn’t long joined me first ship–HMS Sheffield.”

“A type 42 destroyer?”

“Nah, I ain’t that old, she was sunk being towed back from the Falklands. The Shiny Sheff as we called it was a type 22 frigate.”

“The Shiny Sheff?” I queried.

“Yeah, she ‘ad loadsa bits made in stainless steel from Sheffield.”

“Ah, I see now, okay carry on.”

“I was about seventeen, an’ ‘ad been dressin’ in me mum’s stuff whenever I got the chance.”

“All girls do that, Maureen.”

“I was a boy, ma’am.”

“Oops!” I blushed.

“Anway we sails into Singapore–cor, was it exotic compared to Pompey. They took us boys down to Bugis Street to see the ladyboys, who were tranny prostitutes. Some o’them were so feminine–all I wanted to do was jump ship an’ join ‘em. I ‘ad some photos but they got lost–you know ‘ow it is?”

I nodded.

“Mummy–when is lunch ready?” called Mima, having returned from her walk.

I glanced at my watch–“Oops, in ten minutes, darling. We’ll talk again later, Maureen–are you coming in for lunch?”

“I really ought to lose some weight, ma’am.”

“It’s salad, and there’s plenty there.”

“Thank you, ma’am–I’ll be there, ten minutes did you say?”

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