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Christmas Party - a drabble.
He had spent months planning this, he always did, the works Christmas party fancy dress competition was the highlight of his year, his one exposure of his soul and inner self each year.
He’d lost weight, spent a fortune on the costume and taken a whole day to make the transformation, he looked fabulous, the padding on his hips and chest changing his shape realistically.
No one recognised the retro air hostess as a man–won best female costume–his own personal Olympic gold medal.
On the stage, the announcer said, “Might I present the winner, Mary Christmas, to you.”
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Christmas Party.
GROAN! LOL! :)
May Your Light Forever Shine
May Your Light Forever Shine
Mary Christmas, Stan
You might be the only reader who saw the joke. Sometimes I wonder why I bother.
Angharad
Angharad
Mary Christmas
They tell me that I have an English sense of humour... so I smile or even chuckle at puns like this.
Merry Christmas to all
Zip
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sorry nevrmind
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
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Angharad
Just wait. Most are busy with Christmas.
May Your Light Forever Shine
May Your Light Forever Shine
LOL You might think this is a wind up
... but back in 1991 when we were buying a car for my then partner, our car salesperson's name was Whitney Christmas and I will give you one guess what his mother's name turned out to be.
*hugs* Ang
Kim
Just wondering
what Father Christmas will say when someone at the party want's to marry Mary Christmas...
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M - I am I
Martina
Well,
ALISON
'thank you Angha,and a ' Mary Christmas' to you all from Oz (not the Wizard,you idiot!!)
ALISON
Coffee, Tea Or Me?
How retro was she? And a Vary Mary one to you too,
Joanne
The joke
We, in oz are a bit slow but we do get your jokes by the end of the day.
Mary had a little lamb,you know rest.
Hugs Roo XXXX
ROO
ROO
I could rattle your head with puns
but I don't want you to send a hit squad to Cheshire!
I was almost called Mary - after my mother. She was called Mary first (No, Not Mary First... oh, never mind!)
S.
A Stinker
EOM
Karen J.
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I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill
"Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.”
George Carlin
Just read it...
...as I've been away until yesterday evening. Mary Christmas indeed :)
Now to tear myself away from catch-up to get my place ready for the relatives to invade tomorrow...
There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't...
As the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then only left-handers are in their right mind!