Easy As Falling Off A Bike pt 880.

Wuthering Dormice
(aka Bike)
Part 880
by Angharad

Copyright © 2010 Angharad
All Rights Reserved.
  
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I stood there looking at the card and remembering my last encounter with this man. Putting it plainly, he was a creep and the worst sort of gutter journalist–even the word hack was probably elevating him to heights beyond either his scruples or abilities. That I despised him and everything about him, could have been considered a tiny bit biased, but I was happy to be seen in that light.

“Whit’s that?” asked Tom plucking the card from my fingers. Then before I could answer he added, “I’ll deal with this.” A moment later the kids came dashing in and I could hear raised voices through the open door.

“Who’s that man, Mummy?” asked Trish as the troops assembled around me to hear my response.

“That is Mr Jackson, who works for the local echo. He makes his living by writing nasty stories about people and much of the time they seem poorly researched and presented.”

“So he’s a bad man is he?” she persisted.

“That may be going too far, but he’s certainly not a nice one.”

We all watched Tom order him off the property. Tom then came in and slammed the front door and much to our delight, the bang caused a minor avalanche of snow to fall off the roof onto the unfortunate reporter.

Tom was confused by our laughter, he was still red faced from his shouting match with the idiot at his door. However, when he looked around and saw the moving pile of snow, he laughed too.

“It wis an accident,” he said smirking.

“If I believed, I’d almost say it was an act of God,” I chuckled back.

“Aye, that’s as guid a proof as ye’re likely tae get.”

I looked out a few minutes later and he’d gone. I expected him or someone like him to be back so we’d be in a state of siege if we weren’t careful.

The phone rang, Julie answered it. “Who wants her?” she asked.

“It’s the Echo, Mummy, shall I tell them to go take a running jump?”

I shook my head. “Cathy Watts, what do you want?”

“Ah so you are there, the nutty professor said you weren’t.”

“He may not have known I was here, I wasn’t earlier.”

“Okay, even allowing for that, did he have to assault my reporter?”

“In what way?”

“He dumped a ton of snow on him.”

“Pity I missed that, but from what he said it slid off the roof onto your man.”

“After he slammed the door to trigger it.”

“I beg your pardon?”

“It was deliberate.”

“How can you say that?”

“It’s obvious.”

“Prove it in court.”

“I will unless you talk with us.”

“What about dormice?”

“Very funny–you know damned well what I want you tell us.”

“I’m qualified to talk about dormice or aspects of mammalian ecology, that’s all.”

“You’re that mystery healer, aren’t you?”

“What mystery healer?”

“The one who healed those two kids.”

“What two kids are you on about?”

“The kid on the sled and the baby–we know you were there, the helicopter bloke had your name–said he took you with them to the hospital.”

“I went to the hospital, but I didn’t stay–I have a several young children staying with me, so I’m going to hang around a hospital aren’t I? I’ve got better things to do, so it wasn’t me.”

“The last time this mysterious woman was there so were you–quite a coincidence, don’t you think?”

“Ask Norman Saxon, he’s the expert.”

“Him–he’s barking.”

“Are you qualified to diagnose mental illness?” I asked.

“In his case, yeah. Now look, your claims of coincidence is like Clark Kent saying he isn’t Superman.”

“There is a slight problem with your example, Superman or Clark Kent are characters from a comic strip–I’m a real person, this is real life. I’m also a scientist and unless I can reproduce it in a laboratory, I don’t believe in miracles. I’m a fully paid up agnostic–so I’m probably the last person to ask about this sort of stuff–I think it’s all codswallop.”

“So you’re still denying you’re Superman?”

“Superman? No I’m Wonder Woman, but only on weekends.” I put the phone down, it immediately rang again and the same withheld number notice came up on the caller display, so I ignored it.

I called the kids together and told them, “Look the press are trying to find someone who did some healing on someone at the hospital yesterday. They seem to think it was me–it wasn’t. Please don’t talk to them if they try to ask you questions.”

“If you say it wasn’t you, Mummy, that’s good enough for me,” Julie said from the back of the group.

“Good enough for us too,” said Danny and Billy agreed.

Trish blushed and jerked Livvie when she was going to say something. The three girls went off and I heard them squabbling a few moments later. Checking that we weren’t overheard, I spoke with them.

“But you do healing, Mummy?” protested Livvie.

“So what do you want me to do–tell them and have photographers and reporters camped outside?”

“You told us to always tell the truth–you told a lie, Mummy.”

“I know, sweetheart and I don’t like doing it, but it’s for the best. If they thought I was involved, they’d stay there until I spoke to them. I don’t want to.”

“Are they nasty men, Mummy?”

“They’re not very nice, Liv.”

“Did you do it, Mummy?” asked Trish, “coz, I think you might have done.”

“Why do you need to know?”

“Um–I don’t know.”

“Well then, I’m not going to say either way.

“But if you told a lie–that was wrong, Mummy.” Trish seemed a little upset with the whole business.

“If I did it was wrong but done for a greater good.”

“What does that mean, Mummy?” The three girls looked perplexed as if I’d given them something dreadful to contemplate and I suppose I had. Children see things in black and white, so a grey episode is very difficult for them to understand.

I racked my brains to think of an example–when I did get one it wasn’t very good but I went with it. “Imagine there was a man outside with a bomb and he was going to blow up this house with everyone in it.”

“Ooooh,” squeaked Mima, “Vat’s howwibwe, Mummy.”

“Yes, darling, it is. But a policeman sees him and shoots him before he can explode the bomb.”

“Yay–good policeman,” shouted Livvie.

“But it’s wrong to kill someone, isn’t it?” I challenged.

“But he was going to blow us up, Mummy.”

“Yes, so in killing one person the policeman saved half a dozen or more of us. So we can say although he did wrong, by shooting a man, the policeman acted for the greater good.”

“Is the man wiv the bomb gone, Mummy?” asked an anxious Mima.

“There is no man with a bomb, stupid,” said Trish, “it’s just pretend.”

“I’m not stupid, you stupid,” said Mima and she ran off crying.

“Girls, please no squabbling, things are tough enough without that.” I rubbed my forehead, I don’t usually get headaches, but I was sure I could feel one coming on.

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