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The Daily Dormouse.
(aka Bike)
Part 986
by Angharad

Copyright © 2010 Angharad
All Rights Reserved.
  
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Stella came down followed by Julie, the latter having changed into jeans and top and had washed her face and reapplied her makeup, looked more like her usual self. Simon crawled in after everyone else. I ladled the soup into bowls and sliced several pieces of bread from the loaf.

We sat eating in relative silence. I could still feel an icy blast coming from Simon.

“May I have some more bread, Mummy?” asked Julie. I picked up the knife and the loaf and cut her another slice, Stella also asked for one and eventually just before I put the knife down, Simon requested another piece.

I finished my soup, I wasn’t really hungry after the morning’s events, so it was more a case of eating it because I knew I’d be very hungry if I didn’t. I rose and switched on the kettle, then made a pot of tea when it had boiled. Everyone nodded for tea, so I poured them one each. Stella and Julie had fruit after their soup, while Simon and I both sipped our cups of tea.

“How was Maureen,” I asked Julie.

“She looked awful, Mummy, I hardly recognised her, an’ I didn’t stay long.”

“You didn’t talk to her or touch her?”

“No way,” she had tears in her eyes, “I mean she looked like some road kill.”

“Ughhh,” said Stella, “Do you mind? I’m still eating.”

Simon snorted at this and had tea escape though his nose. It didn’t look too elegant and made Stella and Julie snigger. He left his tea and stormed out of the kitchen. This was going to be a lovely weekend.

“What time do they want you at the salon tomorrow?” I asked Julie.

“Oh poo, it’s Friday tomorrow, isn’t it?”

“’Fraid so,” I smiled at her.

“Half past eight, I suppose.”

“Make sure you wear your comfy shoes,” I warned her.

“Oh don’t worry, Mummy, that was one lesson I did learn. I’m gonna wear my long skinny jumper with my footless tights.”

“And what shoes?”

“My ballet type ones.”

“Sounds sensible, as it isn’t that warm, you won’t be too hot either.”

“Dunno, it can get quite warm in there, ‘specially when I’m doing shampoos.”

“Why don’t you wear that long skinny tee shirt and put a cardi or jumper on top of it?”

“Hey, yeah, I could wear my sleeveless cardi, I haven’t, like, worn it at all yet.”

“What’s up with Mr Happy?” Stella asked nodding towards the door.

“We had a difference of opinion.”

“About what?”

“Does it matter?” I asked.

“Nah, I suppose not.”

“It’s all my fault, Mummy told me off, an’ Daddy like told her off for tellin’ me off.”

“Did you agree with your mother?” asked Stella.

“Yeah, I was, like, kinda stupid.”

“So why don’t you go and talk to your father and tell him so. Then maybe he’ll stop having a longer face than the average horse.”

“I um...” Julie hesitated.

“Go on, you wuss, your mother’s the more dangerous of the two, he’s a pushover, or should be, you’re a girl.”

Reluctantly Julie left the table and went in search of Simon. We heard voices but not what they were saying, so they weren’t raised. Stella and I chatted about this and that and suddenly I realised May was nearly here.

“Shit–I’m going to have to organise something about the wedding blessing soon.”

“How about doing something on the solstice–very magical.”

“That’s a Monday,” I replied glancing at the calendar.

“So? Do it on the Sunday.”

“I’ll have to see if Marguerite is free.”

“No time like the present.”

“You’re a bully, Stella Cameron.”

“Nah, just pushy.” She smirked, “What about colour schemes for the bridesmaids?”

“Well as it’s up in Scotland, I thought I’d give it a Scots flavour. I’m going to suggest a plain blue dress for the bridesmaids with a tartan shawl or sash in Watt tartan, which is mainly blue, the boys I thought could wear Cameron kilts.”

“And the bride?”

“Haven’t made my mind up yet, I’d half a mind to wear a shawl with both tartans one on either side and reverse them after the service.”

“Different,” said Stella looking anything but keen, “You gonna have a posy of thistles too?”

“Oh, I hadn’t thought of that, what a good idea.” It wasn’t, but I thought I’d call her bluff.”

Simon walked into the kitchen, “Your agent has done her bit–okay, I was a bit hard on you, but I still think you were on her.”

“Is that an apology?” asked Stella.

“What’s it got to do with you?” snapped Simon.

“What sort of delivery time is there on kilts, these days?” she fired back at him completely distracting him.

“Depends upon the tartan, why?”

“We need two Cameron kilts for the boys by the middle of June.”

“What for?”

“Your wedding blessing.”

“Oh, that?”

“Well we girls happen to think it’s important.”

“I’d get the orders in soon, if I were you. Are the girls going to wear kilts too?”

“Ugh no, they’d look like they were going to school, or worse, Japanese teenagers.”

“Oh, so what are they going to wear?”

“Blue dresses and plaids.”

“That’ll be different. And the bride?” he looked at me.

“I thought I’d wear a flesh coloured body stocking, while riding side saddle on a white Arab stallion.”

“That’d be one less car to order.”

“Spoken like a true Scot,” said Stella.

“She’s as Scots as we are,” Simon pointed at me.

“I’m a Bristolian,” I protested.

“Who so happened to be born in Dumfries.”

“I can hardly be blamed for that, can I?”

“Ye’re a wee haggis, like thae rest o’us,” Stella’s command of Lallans was worse than mine.

“Who’s gonna lead the horsey, Mummy?” said a small voice behind Simon, which belonged to Julie.

“Are you volunteering?” I challenged.

“I’m game if you are?” she riposted, and Simon and Stella roared with laughter. For that I sent Simon to collect the girls from school–knowing of course that they’d love it as much as he did.

“Are you going to see Maureen tonight, Mummy?”

“I was intending to, why?”

“If you go, can I come with you?”

“Is that a good idea?”

“Um–I don’t know,” she stared at the floor and I saw the tear drip off her nose and on to the floor. “I feel I owe it to her not to run away this time.”

“I’m sure she’d understand.”

“No, it was cowardly of me and I need to show her some respect.”

“So, do you mean to go in alone, or with me?”

“It would be easier with you, but if I have to, I’ll go in by myself.”

“Okay, we’ll see after dinner–speaking of which, I suppose I’d better sort out what we’re having. Oh, I’ve got some boiling ham, we’ll have that with parsley sauce. C’mon I’ll show you how to make it.”

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