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Wuthering Dormice
(aka Bike)
Part 836
by Angharad
  
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“Ah, Lady Cameron, thank you for coming back.”

“Is there a problem I should know about?”

“Um–if you could wait a few minutes, Mr Henstridge should be able to see you and tell you himself.” I went and sat in the waiting room and read the handful of leaflets I’d grabbed on the way to the chair.

I didn’t actually learn anything from them but they whiled away a few minutes. I was asked to go back to his office. “Thanks for coming back–I called my contact in Social Services–they haven’t forgotten their last encounter with you.”

“Is that good or bad?”

“I’m not sure–they don’t like the idea of a child being encouraged to live in the wrong gender–they wonder if you could be encouraging Patrick to become a deviant.”

“I’ve done all I can to allow the child to express him/herself, it has been consistently as a girl. I haven’t put any pressure upon her to remain as female–in fact I’ve attempted to give opportunity for her to re-establish becoming a boy–which would have made Simon very happy.”

“Does he have a problem with her, then?”

“No, he loves all three to bits, but he’d have loved to have a son.”

“What about yourself–do you prefer a daughter to a son?”

“No, I would be happy to care for a healthy child regardless of its gender.”

“They will make a point of your own changeover.”

“Let them–having done it myself, I’m aware of the pitfalls involved and also that I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.”

“If you think it’s such a handicap, should you perhaps be less encouraging of the child’s aberration ?”

“What aberration?”

“The um–gender thing.”

“The child happens to believe she’s female and is astonishingly good at acting like one. It isn’t aberrant behaviour other than it isn’t necessarily congruent with her assigned biological sex. You saw the video–did you see an aberrant boy there?”

He blushed, “Please, Lady Cameron, I’m on your side–I’m just trying to prepare us for what could be a very trying time.”

“As long as it’s me that’s on trial not a five year old girl–that’s just fine. Just make sure we have the best barrister money can buy, I want to win this game set and match and I don’t care how much it costs.”

“I will brief a barrister in case we need one.”

“Oh we’ll need one, they’ll make sure of that.”

“Are you sure, you beat them comprehensively last time.”

“This time we’ve got to go through the adoption protocols, they’ll try to disrupt us through those processes.”

“That won’t work, I’ll tie them up in knots if they try.”

“Good, I hope you do. By the way, I ran into Nora Cunningham, the manager of the home that Trish came from. She’s saying they’re looking to close the place down–it doesn’t meet some health and safety regulations and they can’t afford to upgrade it.”

“I’m not surprised.”

“Mr Henstridge, I asked to be shown around the place with a view to launching an appeal to fix the place up.”

“Have you ever been there?”

“No, I don’t think I have.”

“It’s a dump.”

“So we raise some more and get it tidied up.”

“I think it needs knocking down more than tidying up.”

“Okay–if I was to suggest that, would you help?”

“I’ll make a donation.”

“I was hoping you’d be able to use your expertise to help me assemble a committee of the great and the good and if necessary, we make a bid to run the place.”

“What about the dormice?”

“No we just release them in woodland, sadly we can’t do that with children. Tarzan or Mowgli may have been brought up by wild animals, in my experience it doesn’t happen. They could be eaten by wild animals but not raised by them.”

“I meant about you being the chair of this committee.”

“ME?” I swallowed and blushed, “I couldn’t run a committee like that.”

“But it’s your baby.”

“I was told some years ago I couldn’t have babies, even metaphorical ones.” He threw me a grin which became a chuckle.

“You have a delightful sense of humour.”

“Do I?–I married an aristocrat–yeah maybe I do.”

“You would run this committee?”

“I don’t know if I could–I mean, apart from the skill level, there’s the time factor–I don’t have time.”

“Yet you expect me to?”

I blushed–“Um, well you’re an experienced procedure person.”

“Yes, as a lawyer, I need to be. But you’re a scientist–don’t you have protocols to follow on publishing papers, conducting experiments and so on?”

“Yeah okay, I’ll be on the bloody committee.”

“I think if you chair it, I’ll act as a secretary until we can find a couple of replacements.”

“Will we need to set up a charity?”

“If so, we can cross that bridge when we come to it. What time are you going to the home?”

“About seven–could you make it as well?”

“I suppose so–very well, Lady Cameron, you are very persuasive.”

“Mr Henstridge, you persuaded yourself because you love childen.”

“Yeah, I’ve got two teenagers I maybe could donate.” He kept an absolutely deadpan face.

“It isn’t a car boot, Mr Henstridge.”

“Pity–selling them would be even better. Why is it that perfectly loving and decent children have to grow up into teenagers? Answer me that and I’ll take your case for nothing.”

“I can tell you biologically why–but that might not convince you.”

“No I suspect it wouldn’t.”

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