Easy As Falling Off A Bike pt 957.

Wuthering Dormice
(aka Bike)
Part 957
by Angharad

Copyright © 2010 Angharad
All Rights Reserved.
  
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When I finally was able to stand again, I apologised profusely to Henry for messing his carpet, and he was very good about it–but then, it wouldn’t be him who cleaned it up.

“Is this person Maureen?” he asked me quietly.

“I don’t know, could be I suppose, she had a red car–dunno what make.”

“Are ye alricht, Cathy?” Tom asked.

“I’ll be fine.”

“Wid ye like me tae come wi’ ye?”

“No, Daddy, you stay with Simon and keep an eye on the kids–make sure they don’t pull the plug on the swimming pool or whatever, and I’ll be back as quickly as I can.”

The police agreed to take me to the mortuary to identify the body and to bring me back to the hotel. What a wonderful afternoon I had in prospect. Maybe, I should have taken one of our cars instead of going in the police BMW–it looked as if I was under arrest.

The mortuary was at the QA hospital and my tummy gurgled and glugged like a Victorian plumbing system. Finally, I was led into a small room and behind a curtain I heard noises–obviously they were bringing in the body.

I’d never seen Maureen without makeup and jewellery. My tummy was gurgling like mad, I had no idea what I’d see.

“In a moment, the attendant will remove the cloth from the face of the person, we’d like you to tell us if it’s the person you think it is. A nod for yes, or shake your head for no will suffice. But we have to ask you the question. Is that okay. They might be quite bashed up in a car smash. Are you ready?”

I took a deep breath and nodded–I wasn’t good with death. The copper said, ‘Okay,’ and the curtain opened and the attendant removed the cloth. I took another deep breath and opened my eyes.

Before me lay the pitiful sight of a young person with lots of facial bruising, but even with that, I could see they’d have once been quite good looking. The thin plucked eyebrows and blonde hair gave the face a feminine quality which Maureen didn’t have and the bump at the thyroid cartilage showed it was a male.

“Sorry, I don’t know who this is, or was.”

The copper nodded to the attendant and the cloth was replaced, the curtain redrawn and I was led away.

“How was my address found?”

“In a red handbag, apparently.”

“The person I gave it to had a red handbag, I think. There was no one else in the car?”

“No, just the driver, as far as we know.”

“And he or she was wearing women’s clothes?” I asked, still dazed.

“Yes, according to the report,” replied the copper.

“So, Mrs Cameron, who did you think it was?” asked the WPC.

“I offered someone a job who was transitioning from male to female.”

“Oh–might I ask why?”

“Yes, they needed some help and I had some jobs that needed to be done.”

“Who were they?”

“Maureen Ferguson, is their current name–I don’t know what their previous name was–I was trying to support their current struggle.”

“Why employ one of those weirdos when you could get a normal person?” asked the copper. I saw his female colleague’s eyes widen in surprise when he asked this crass question.

“They were qualified to do the job and believe it or not, transgender people suffer tremendous prejudice from all sorts of quarters–most of it unjustified. I was trying to redress that balance.”

He blushed at me and escorted me out to the car. I was glad to be out in the fresh air again. The smell in the mortuary–of rancid copper–made me feel ill.

“Excuse me, Mrs Cameron, do you have an address for this Maureen Ferguson?” asked the woman police officer.

“I might have.” I rummaged about in my handbag and pulled out my Blackberry, and punched in the name and up came the phone number and address.

“Someone got killed for one of those the other day,” commented the male copper.

“Well I didn’t do it, my husband gave me this a year or two ago.” I pressed dial and within a few moments I could hear Maureen’s phone ringing.

“Hello?” said the unfortunate male sounding voice.

“Maureen?”

“Yes, who’s that?”

“Cathy Cameron.”

“Oh hello, ma’am, to what do I owe this pleasure? You haven’t changed your mind in the cool light of day, I hope?”

“No certainly not. It’s a serious business, I’m afraid. I’m with the police at the mortuary; someone was killed who was transgendered and my name and address were found on the body–or in a handbag to be precise. A red handbag.”

“What sort of car was it, ma’am?”

“A red Peugeot.”

“Oh fuck–oh, excuse me ma’am–I didn’t mean to be crude. I loaned my red bag to Mitzi Perkins, she didn’t have one and she was going to visit someone. I guess she didn’t make it?”

“I’m afraid it looks that way. Was she blonde?”

“Yeah, peroxide natch, but yeah. Oh shit–poor bugger.”

“Indeed, thanks for that, is there anyone who could identify the body?” I asked on being prompted by the police.

“I suppose I could, but they’d have to come and get me an’ take me ‘ome, I’ve ‘ad a couple of beers so I’m not safe to drive.”

I explained this to the two constables, who took the phone and spoke with her. They arranged for someone to go and get her. Then they delivered me back to the hotel. I felt exhausted and ravenously hungry.

I walked in and the manager saw me arrive. “Lady Cameron, are you alright, you look all in?”

“I am–is there any chance I could get a cuppa and a sandwich and a sit down in some peace and quiet?”

“But of course–what would you like in your sandwich?”

“Tuna salad.”

“And brown or white bread?”

“Wholemeal if poss.”

“Of course, and tea.”

“Have you any Lady Grey?”

“We do, please come through to the office.”

“Can we tell no one I’m here until after I’ve eaten and rested?”

“Of course, Lady Cameron.”

“Thank you.”

A sandwich and tea arrived about fifteen or twenty minutes later–I’d fallen asleep so was a little disoriented when they woke me. I woke myself up, ate and drank, poured myself another cuppa, drank it and decided I’d better see the rest of the family.

They were actually up in Henry’s private suite watching DVDs or chatting. Simon saw me first and rushed over to greet me. He gave me a huge hug which caused me to let go the tears. He then shepherded me out to a bedroom before the kids saw me.

“Why didn’t you send for me?”

“I needed someone to keep an eye on the children.”

“You, silly girl, I coulda gone instead of you. I think I’d have recognised her.”

“It wasn’t her, it was a friend who’d borrowed her handbag.”

“Did you know them?”

I shook my head and tears flowed as I remembered that lifeless face.

“Well, it coulda been worse then?”

“Si, that person was only about my age–what a waste.”

He hugged me, “I’m afraid it happens, Babes, shit happens.”

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