Easy As Falling Off A Bike pt 899.

Wuthering Dormice
(aka Bike)
Part 899
by Angharad

Copyright © 2010 Angharad
All Rights Reserved.
  
-Dormouse-001.jpg

“So how long have you known?” I asked my teenage foster child, who like most teenagers, was full of surprises.

“Since you did that interview with Daddy on the telly, with the BBC. I had to go and watch it in school the next day, because Dad turned it over to another channel after swearing at you.”

“Watch it in school?”

“On the internet–BBC iplayer thingy.”

“Oh yes, I’d forgotten that. You’re full of surprises aren’t you?”

“Yeah, I’m like, um–like my foster mum.” She smirked and I felt my face get very warm.

“You cheeky maggot,” I swiped her playfully on the arm, “I can’t believe you’ve kept it quiet all this time.”

“I like, couldn’t believe my luck–I get to meet my hero–um, I mean heroine and she offers me a place to live. Wow! I mean that’s like winning the lottery every day.”

“I hope you haven’t spread it too far? I still like to maintain some sort of credibility however hypocritical it ultimately is.”

“I haven’t told anyone ‘cept Trish, an’ she like knows anyway.” That answered a question I’d had in my mind a while back. “She tells me that you’re really an angel in disguise, so have never been a man.”

“That’s not a way I’d have described myself–an angel, unless we’re talking fallen variety. I’ve done some dreadful things in my past.”

“Trish told me that you’d had to kill someone to protect them all.”

“I’d rather not talk about it, but I won’t deny it–which makes me less than angelic by anyone’s standards.”

“Mummy, you’re much clever than me, but I see you as only doing things that needed to be done. You’re not spiteful, are you? I mean you tried to help that bloke in Southampton, and he tried to spoil things for you.”

“How do you know about that?”

“Gramps an’ me were talkin’ while you were out.”

“Did you know that Gramps had his own daughter, who was transgendered, but she was killed in a car crash?”

“Yeah, he told me–said you were very much alike.”

“Did he?” I smiled.

“Yeah, he said headstrong and always right.”

“Oh did he now? He’s a fine one to talk, so you can see where we get it from.”

“If he’s not your real dad, how could you get things from him?”

“By osmosis.”

“I thought they made fountain pens.”

“Nah, that’s Osmiroid. I didn’t think you lot knew anything about fountain pens?”

“My gran gave me one when I started school, it got stolen in the first week. I left it on my desk while I went to the loo. It was gone when I came back. I never got another one.”

“As soon as we get the car working tomorrow, we’ll stop and buy you one, as well as that doll we forgot today.”

“Yeah, clothes like, seem more important than dolls at the moment.”

“Uh-uh,” I said shaking my head, “Sometimes you need a doll or a teddy you can talk to when things are so bad you can’t bear to tell anyone else, even me.”

“I thought you like said I could tell you anything, Mummy?”

“Sometimes. Before that, you need to sort things in your own mind–maybe you can’t even put them into words–that’s where a doll or teddy can help you to sort it, then perhaps the next stage is talking to a real person–even a hypocrite like me.”

“You’re not a hypocrite, Mummy, I agree with Trish, you’re an angel, and I love you.”

“That’s very kind of you to say so, sweetheart, but I see the world through less rosy specs than you. I’ve been about a bit longer. We all have flaws, the older you get the more aware you become.”

“I still think you’re one of the nicest people I know, and one of the kindest.”

“Sometimes.”

“But the healing–that seeks out good people–yes?”

“I don’t know what the criteria are for it choosing me or anyone else–maybe it likes damaged people, who appreciate its healing qualities. Oh I dunno.” I shrugged because I honestly didn’t–possibly it came just to make my strange life even more perverse?

“Well I think it does–so there, end of discussion.”

“I beg your pardon? I’m in charge here, Missy.”

“Not this time–see even Paddington agrees with me,” she pointed to the bear Simon had given me years ago and who lies on this bed normally, but was now relegated to the chest of drawers–to make room for Julie. She looked pensive for a moment–“I’ll bet he could tell me all your naughty secrets,” she giggled.

I looked at him and thought he probably could–but as we didn’t have any marmalade to make sandwiches, bribery would be very difficult. Nah, he’d stay quiet. Good ol’ Pad.

“Maybe I should ask him?” she persisted.

“He’s from Peru–unless you can speak Spanish, you’re wasting your time.”

“Hosta la vista babeeeeee,” she sniggered, “that’s about it, I’m afraid.”

“Well watch it then, or I’ll get you transferred to a salon in Seville, that would improve your Spanish no end.”

“You cruel, wicked Mummy,” she said pretending to cry.

“Now you sound as if you know me. It’s after midnight, so shurrup and go to sleep.” I switched off the bedside light and it promptly fell on the floor and broke the bulb. Wonderful, just wonderful.

The next day after a cuppa and a biscuit, we locked up the house after finding the telly worked perfectly and of course the car started first time. Is the universe trying to tell me something? Yeah–get a different car.

On the way back we stopped at Cribb’s Causeway–a large out of town shopping mall where in Toys’R’us, we found a doll for Julie–a large soft one she could cuddle and confide in–I told her I’d put a microphone in it–and she laughed. I was only joking.

In John Lewis, I bought her a fountain pen and also got one for the two boys and the three girls. Meems may be a bit small yet, but I’d like her to at least know a little about them–they are the ultimate word processor, according to Simon–mind you his is worth quite a lot of money–I know, because I bought it. The ones today, were expensive enough for there to be capital punishments if they lose them, but I wouldn’t tell them until after they’d accepted them. Mind you it could be hard to write if someone’s cut yer ‘ead orff? I sound like the Red Queen in Alice in Wonderland–which reminds me they’re doing the film of that, with Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham-Carter, might take the kids to see that.

We got home in time for me to collect the girls from school–they danced about like they hadn’t seen me for months, not one day. Oh well, the joys of parenthood–and most of the time, I’m actually enjoying it. Julie came with me–she seems to be very clingy at the moment–maybe the extra hormones? Or has she bonded more strongly than I have? I suppose she’s more vulnerable than I am, though all I have to say is, Seville, to get her to behave–hee hee.

05Dolce_Red_l_0.jpg



If you liked this post, you can leave a comment and/or a kudos!
Click the Thumbs Up! button below to leave the author a kudos:
up
189 users have voted.
If you liked this post, you can leave a comment and/or a kudos! Click the "Thumbs Up!" button above to leave a Kudos

And please, remember to comment, too! Thanks. 
This story is 1305 words long.