Easy As Falling Off A Bike pt 808.

Wuthering Dormice
(aka Bike)
Part 808
by Angharad
  
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We spent a difficult night at the hotel, the wind got up and something creaked or rattled most of the time. I also suffered from my own wind which rumbled around my belly like a thunderstorm in the Alps. Waking me up every half an hour or so.

The morning arrived far too quickly and so did breakfast. Simon gloried in telling me the full details of his divorce from the tracking device, so the curry had done its job–none of which encouraged me to want to eat. In the end I settled for a boiled egg which I had to force down. Simon stuffed himself with a full English–bacon, sausage and anything else they can fry. Just watching him eat it, made me feel uncomfortable.

Then glancing out the window he said, “Here’s our lift.”

I looked and saw a large silver Mercedes arrive in the car park and its two occupants got out. One came into the hotel whilst the other stayed by the car, his hand resting just inside the breast of his jacket.

“How do you know it’s for us?” I asked.

“I recognise the two occupants.”

“Oh, okay.”

“Shut up and get yourself ready, woman.”

“Yes sir,” I said saluting him–probably very badly. I went back to the bathroom and finished putting on some makeup–thought I’d better make the effort, never knew who I was going to see today.

“Did you know there was a police car outside all night?”

“No, I didn’t notice it.”

“The landlady has just taken them out some coffee. Aren’t you ready yet?”

“Yes, I’m coming.” I returned to the room and Simon pointed out the tail end of a large white car, “and they’re armed.”

“Cor, somebody is taking it seriously this time.”

“Well seeing as those scumbags killed four coppers last time they guarded you, they’re not taking any chances.”

“Good,” I agreed although I still didn’t like firearms.

He took my case and we went down the creaking staircase of the eighteenth century pub. The chauffer, who’d come into the car spotted us and stood to attention. He was well over six feet tall and looked in good physical shape.

“Good to see you again, Lord Simon, and you ma’am.”

“James, this is Catherine my wife to be.”

“Nice to meet you ma’am.”

“And you, James.” He picked up my case like it was a feather and took it out to the car, while Simon settled our account.

“He looks ex-military,” I said watching James go, he had rather a nice bum too.

“He is, Special Boat Squadron,” an elite group formed from Royal Marine Commandos, themselves an elite force.

“The other one is too, isn’t he?”

“Robert, nah, he’s SAS. James will tell you they’re a bunch of wimps.”

“Are they both armed?”

“Dunno, probably, why?”

“Robert, the one out at the car is.”

“How do you know?”

“He’s got his hand over a bulge in his suit.”

Simon stopped leaning on the counter and looked at me, “He’s what?”

“He’s got his hand covering a bulge in his jacket.”

“His jacket? For a moment you had me worried.” I looked at him in bewilderment.

We walked out hand in hand, me carrying my handbag and laptop in my right hand while Simon held my left one.

“Lord Simon, Lady Catherine, nice to see you again, sir, and to meet you ,ma’am.”

“Likewise,” I said back, while Simon and he shook hands vigorously, when he held out his huge mitt to me, I was worried he’d pull my arm off, but all he did was gently squeeze my hand and let me go.

“How long to Portsmouth, James,” Simon said looking at his watch.

“I’ve instructions to take you somewhere else, sir.”

“From whom?” Simon spoke with irritation.

“Your father, sir.”

“Well, I’m countermanding those.”

“Sorry, sir, no can do.”

“That’s insubordination, James.”

“Very sorry, sir, but I have my orders.”

“I suppose you are armed, too?”

“I can’t answer that, sir.” Oh no, he sounded like Bill and Ben.

“So where are we going?”

“You’ll see, sir. I can’t tell you where we could be overheard.”

“Oh no, the last time I was taken in a car like that, I nearly got murdered. I am not going anywhere, could I have my case back from the boot?” I felt quite anxious.

“I’m sorry, ma’am, but I was instructed to collect you both and take you to a pre-arranged venue.”

“I’m sorry, but this being a pseudo free country, I’m declining to come with you.”

“Lady Catherine, please, you are coming with us, please don’t make this any more difficult than it needs to be.”

I turned to run back to the hotel and his colleague stepped in front of me and grabbed me, whilst James snatched my bag and computer from my hand. Simon stood still, in shock as much as anything. I was dumped unceremoniously in the car and Simon got in the car, as if in a daze.

“You are still working for Dad?”

“Yes, sir.”
“I don’t know what I think about what just happened.”

“Sorry, sir, but we have our orders, it should become clear in a very short time.”

I sulked for the hour it took for us to achieve our objective–some large house in the country, where several large cars were already parked.

“Where are we?” I asked Simon.

“Not sure, think it might be Penscombe House.”

“It is, sir,” said James opening the door for me.

“Who lives there?”

“An old family friend, Sir George Edwards.”

“Who?”

“He’s an ex cabinet minister and soldier. Dad knew him at school. His wife is nice, Lady Hilary.”

“What are we doing here, Si?”

“Hiding?” He took my hand and we walked together, my feathers were still ruffled and I now wished I’d been sick all down Robert’s back when he hoisted me over his shoulder. Well it works for babies when they don’t want to be handled.

We walked along some well tended paths and into a beautiful porch, where a man obviously wearing a shoulder holster stood looking menacing. Once through the doors, we were greeted by Henry and another man, taller than Henry and with a fluffy moustache. I was introduced to him as George and his delightful wife, Hilary, a very attractive woman whose poise and appearance made me feel like a street urchin. She was so nice and I took to her immediately. She led me off to freshen up in her guest bathroom.

I emerged ten minutes later, washed and makeup and hair tidied up a bit. I still felt scruffy, but I did only have part of my wardrobe with me compared to her designer gear. For the first time in ages, I felt a bit out of my depth.

We walked together back downstairs towards a large room, “Tea or coffee?” she asked.

“I don’t mind, if it’s warm and wet.” I smiled back.

“It’ll be both of those, now which would you prefer?”

“Tea, I think.”

“Darjeeling?”

“Fine unless you have any Lady Grey?”

“We do but not easily available.”

“Okay, the Darjeeling is fine.”

“In here, Cathy.” I stepped inside a huge room with Chinese carpets and bookcases.

Then suddenly, “Muuummeeee,” came a loud shriek and I was almost knocked down by a runaway train.

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