The Ret-Con Connection

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The Ret-Con Connection

by Andrea Lena DiMaggio
For Lillith
 

All of us under its spell, we know that it's actually MAGIC
(like ohhh..that's so lovely..not enchanting or anything..you know...)


I've got fewer readers
and even less comments?
What can I do to succeed?
What besides romance,
might they find compelling?
And can I get readers to read?

I thought I was clever
but maybe I'll never
impress like the other one's do?

Readers want action,
with vast super powers,
that come from an author like you!

Someone suggested it
and then I believed it
that's what it's about, you see?
I wrote a musical
trying to be novel...
It's not what I hoped it would be?

I think that I get it...
they like super heroes...
with nice capes and finery
Some day I'll find it
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Transgender, the spandex and me!

All of us under its spell
We know that it's actually magic!

Did I miss something
oh I know..it's trending
It's popular now yes it's true
I might just go ahead
and actually try it
oh what's a romantic to do?

I'll leave it to folks
who write this thrilling genre'
and stick to what I love to do
I so like to read it
but don't think I'll write it
I'll leave it to writers like you!

La la lalala la la la la la la la!


based on The Rainbow Connection
words and music by
Paul Williams
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSFLZ-MzIhM

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This years physical is over and my Dr. thought I might

The English Teacher's picture

be diabetic. So they are doing one of those blood test things to find out. I just think it must be too many romances so sweet that it has raised my blood sugar too high for too long. I for one enjoy a good romance, but one must diet every now and then to lower the potential of type 2 onset. So 4 now or a least until my blood sugar returns to normal I'll stick to a diet of action/adventure.

Sorry it must be in my genes meta or blue.

So much to read, so little time and only one of me :)

The English Teacher

So much to read, so little time and only one of me :)

The English Teacher

I Absolutely Love It

littlerocksilver's picture

De gustibus disputandem non est.

Portia

Portia

very funny hunny

but i think you would be great at ret-con. There was a villian called pied piper, so you could do a musical !

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Cute.

And entertaining at the same time. Good one!

Maggie

I'd write something clever ...

but I have a frog in my throat.

You may all boo now.

Silly fun, thanks.

John in Wauwatosa

John in Wauwatosa

Andrea, you are so clever

Andrea, you are so clever with words; it is amazing and really wonderful to read them. :) Jan

O_o

It's Lynceus that does the Magic stuff. I'm purely a Metagene, Norse god, and Alien Tech kind of girl. So if someone zaps you with a green ray and you feel the sudden urge to read comics... well, then that's me controlling your mind.

I miss Kermit now. *pout*

~Lili

Blog: http://lilithlangtree.tglibrary.com/
Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/lilith_langtree

~Lili

Write the story that you most desperately want to read.

Dear Lillith....Meta gene...not my genre'

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I couldn't write it;
but I like your stories it's true...
there's no author quite like you!

She was born for all the wrong reasons
but grew up for all the right ones
Go raibh maith agat, Shiv Cassidy

  

To be alive is to be vulnerable. Madeleine L'Engle
Love, Andrea Lena

The Ret-Con Connection

A most amusing song, 'Drea. Thanks for making my day.

    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine
    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine