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On an island somewhere in the Pacific Ocean...
On what usually might be a relaxing morning, the unseasonably cool winds breezing across the cay seemed to yell for attention, almost drowning out the roar of the seaplane as it soared in approach over the Island. A small, exuberant man clad in a white suit stood overhead in the entrance cupola and pointed at the aircraft.
“The Plane! The Plane!” Tattoo shouted in his typical near-playful way. He hurried down and actually strolled gayly over to the tall, similarly attired man and pulled at his jacket.
“The Plane, Boss.” He pointed as the Widgeon set down on the water and taxied up to the pier. Roarke smiled at his friend and turned to the folks who waved in greeting as the plane stopped.
“Smiles, everyone! Smiles!” The greeters hardly needed the prompt, as everyone always enjoyed welcoming every guest. Roarke nodded in approval and returned his attention to Tattoo, who waved and then pointed as only one passenger disembarked.
“Yes, Tattoo. Much different than an ordinary arrival. Just one guest. This, my friend, is Kellan Patterson. You’ll notice he is unaccompanied.” Tattoo returned his attention to the slight looking figure who approached them.
“All alone, Boss?”
“For the moment, Tattoo. Only for the moment.“
“What is his fantasy, boss?”
“Well, that’s a good question, but you see, that’s why he is alone. It is not only his fantasy, but unbeknownst to him, that of another,” he said, leaving Tattoo somewhat confused. Roarke nodded as Kellan Patterson walked up and offered his hand.
“Welcome, Kellan Patterson, to Fantasy Island.” Roarke shook Kellan’s hand before urging him toward a small group of women.
“As we discussed? Your fantasy is to be in a romantic adventure much in the same manner as the Swashbuckler movies of the 1940s you enjoyed watching as a child. Everything is ready and these ladies will help you fulfill your fantasy.”
Roarke nodded to the three women who stepped forward; who, rather than being garbed in typical tropical attire, instead wore long dresses after the fashion of Medieval ladies-in-waiting. All three stepped closer and bowed silently. Kellan glanced at the women and something struck him as almost familiar, but he turned to Tattoo, who had tugged on Kellan's jacket sleeve to bring his attention to Roarke.
“I’ve wished for something like this all my life, Mr. Roarke.” Kellan's demeanor seemed nervous; even almost agitated. Nevertheless, he smiled at both of them and continued.
“I am looking forward to this adventure. Thank you.”
At his words, the young ladies took Kellan by the hand and escorted him down the path in the direction of a brightly colored row of guest cottages.
“Did you notice anything, Tattoo?” Roarke asked as he used his arm in a broad gesture toward Kellan and the young ladies as they disappeared out of sight.
“He…looks unhappy, Boss.” Tattoo sighed.
”Yes, my friend. Even though he is looking forward to his fantasy being fulfilled, like some, perhaps even many who come here, Kellan Patterson really does not know what he wants. It is why he is alone.”
“I am sad that he has no one.” Tattoo frowned and lowered his head slightly.
“Ah, a very kind thought, Tattoo. But he is not alone. Someone wants him to live the fantasy of his dreams is also here. But unlike Kellan, the one who hopes on his behalf knows exactly what they both want.”
“What is that, Boss?”
“That Kellan Patterson would finally be happy….”
A short while later...
As he walked further down the path, Kellan noticed that rather than to any of the guest cottages, the ladies had ushered him onto a path that instead seemed to segue into what looked like a very accurate duplication of a Medieval castle. In a few moments, they stood on a low stone terrace outside what looked to be a very elaborate personal chamber.
“Here are your accommodations. May I call you Kellan?” One of the young women asked as they all stepped inside.
“Uh…yes….I’ll have another name for the fantasy?”
The young woman didn’t answer even as one of the others thrust a pewter goblet into his hands.
“With such a long trip, this may help you relax?”
She urged the drink closer, and practically helped it to his lips. As he downed it, the third young lady spoke.
“T’is but a spiced drink not unlike Mead,” she smiled as she received the empty goblet.
“Thou might feel sleepy.” They then ushered him further into the room and toward a very comfortable looking bed. As they led him, he looked around and noticed the room was decorated in a manner befitting a princess or even a Queen.
“There must be some mistake,” he said even as they sat him down on the bed. He laid back, almost reluctantly even as he became drowsy. He couldn't help but notice the tone of their voices and even their words seemed to morph into what could only be described as something akin to a Hollywood take on Medieval English.
“Your fantasy awaits Thee,” the second one said as the other two slipped off his shoes and covered him with a soft, downy comforter.
“I…I…” Kellan murmured as sleep began to overtake him. He peered at the three and tried to speak further, but the words never came. He looked at them through sleepy eyes even as they spoke, almost in unison.
“Until the morrow, rest Thee well…Your Majesty…”
The following morning…
“Would you like a brief repast?”
Kellan raised his head and found one of the young women was pointing with her arm to a meal that had been placed on a table not too far from the bedside. He went to sit up but found himself still a bit groggy from the drink from the night before, or so he thought. He covered his eyes from the late morning sunlight streaming past the parted drapery of the bed chamber windows, as he uttered what sounded like a cross between a gasp and a moan.
“It certainly is Thy prerogative to rise late in the day, but we must begin our ministrations if Your Majesty be prepared for entertaining suitors this evening.”
“Su…suitors?” Kellan muttered. He managed to pull off the comforter and he swung his feet around and onto the cold stone floor, and slowly, but somewhat still unsteadily, stood up.
“Here is some wine to strengthen Thee for this evening as we attend to Thee, Your Majesty.”
He downed the wine, which was less heady than the drink from the night before if still very potent. As he lowered the goblet something struck him…things were out of place….he felt out of place.
“We have your evening attire ready for your approval. All simple in design as You requested, that any attraction from your suitors might be to you alone, and not some raiment." He shook his head; their language seemed to change from moment to moment from thee to you, which felt like someone struggled with lines from a play. But even more so, the script, if there was one, seemed to move far afield from what he expected.
"I pray Thee that indeed they truly will be attracted alone to Thy inner beauty." Only one spoke but they nodded in unison as Kellan just stared at them and sighed.
“A…attracted?”
“You alone, Your Majesty…not the office nor outer beauty as you described it.”
“M...my buh…beauty?”
“Oh yes, but not at all vainly, as You feared. ‘I wish to be loved for being myself and not as a beautiful fearful sovereign. I wish to marry for love alone,’ You said.”
“M...myself?”
“Yes, we have taken great effort in that regard. Behold.” One of the other women placed a silver mirror in Kellan’s hands. He brought it up and looked at his image.
“Wh…what…who?” He gasped as the mirror revealed not the expected daring rogue or knight or even some sword-wielding Duke tasked with the protection of the Queen, but the Queen herself. His hands began to shake and he dropped the mirror onto the bed behind him. He began to sway and all three women stepped to his…to her side.
“Steady, Your Majesty. All apologies. Instead of heartening Thee, mayhaps the wine has worsened Your fears. You need not worry, my Queen. We shall see all is aright before Your audience with Your suitors.”
“Que…Queen?”
He gasped once again even as the women began to strip him. His efforts to cover himself went for naught and he found himself standing bare before them. He looked to see that where once was a flat chest now appeared two lovely breasts. He glanced further below to see…nothing. He gasped and placed his right hand over his mouth in shock even as he quickly lowered his left hand to cover himself...herself below.
In a moment he realized that the elaborate preparation for a simple portrayal on a sound stage in a mythical studio had somehow been replaced…how he had been transformed…into a woman of royal stature.
“This isn’t what I wanted,” he said frantically as the women rubbed scented lotions onto her body.”
“No… nuh…”
By now Kellan had become hysterical. The women, he would remember later, thankfully applied their ministrations carefully so as not to gaze upon herroyal personage. In short order, they had finished anointing her and had begun to help her into her garb.
“This is wrong…Mr. Roarke? Mr. Roarke? I want to speak to Mr. Roarke,” she protested even as her undergarments were covered with a sleeveless tan gown. Her right arm and left wrist bore leather bands that matched the belt surrounding her waist and she wore a simple silver tiara upon a head graced with long brown hair that chastely covered her delicate breasts.
“This will do mayhaps unless You ponder other choices for this evening’s fare, Your Majesty.”
“Stop calling me that. My name is Kellan," she cried even as she noticed her voice was almost that of the young ladies beside her.
“What else would it be, Queen Kellan?” one of the women spoke while the other two smiled as they all bowed before Queen Kellan of Moravia, sovereign of all the land and soon to be married to one of the four suitors whom she would greet that evening…
Meanwhile, two figures stood quietly in the room, unseen.
“He’s not very happy, Boss,” Tattoo looked up at Roarke.
“No, my friend. Kellan is not happy. But it is not for the form which he now possesses, but rather for the fear that things are not quite what he…she has always wished for.”
“Then why is this fantasy good. Boss?”
“Because the one who planned this fantasy knows exactly what Kellan needs even as Kellan does not … what Kellan has wanted this…her whole life…”
“What’s that, Boss?”
“Why, Tattoo? Where would we be if all hidden adventures were made known too soon? Without suspense? With no drama?? We shall watch and be surprised even as Kellan herself discovers just how much of her life is wrapped up in tonight’s events... Yes, my friend?” Tattoo nodded.
Roarke teased only a little. While he knew exactly the intent of Kellan’s benefactor, he let the details play out with seemingly no foreknowledge of his own.
“Yes. Boss? This will be fun?”
“Not at first, but in the end, all will be not only as it should be, but to the happiness of all our guests.”
“That’s wonderful, Boss!”
Roarke smiled at Tattoo and nodded.
“Yes my good friend…Wonderful indeed!”
Not long after, as evening began to fall...
“I see that you have chosen the first after all”, the young woman spoke, eyeing the tan gown Kellan already wore. Truth be told, Kellan had been too anxious to make a choice.
Kellan nodded absentmindedly as one of the three began to comb her hair. She found herself almost posing. And she looked at the three and couldn’t help but think that they all seemed somewhat familiar, but hidden behind a thick veil.
“I…” Kellan went to speak, but once again had a goblet thrust into her hands, followed by the same cheerful urging by her ladies. This time, it felt different as she eagerly downed the drink. The second…or was it the first young woman spoke.
“Just one more adjustment, Your majesty?” She walked close and placed a plain looking tan suede half mask over Kellan's upper face, with cutouts for her eyes and room underneath the nose to breathe; leaving her mouth exposed.
"To conceal Thy beauty lest Your suitors judge You according to Thy looks." One of them said. quickly adding,
"For love of Thee alone, my Queen."
“Some dye to stain Thy already luscious lips?” another asked even as she gently daubed Kellan’s lips with a cloth dipped in red dye. The third offered Kellan the mirror once again; her gracious, simple image almost shining through the opacity of the mask. One of them raised the hem of Kellan’s long gown and placed brown suede slippers on her feet. Even at that, she remained unsteady, prompting two of the three to grab her arms.
“Your suitors await without in the Great Hall. They have already been served dinner so as not to detract from Your audience with them.”
“I…audience?” Kellan gasped even as she heard her own voice; gentle of timbre and pitch; once again just like a young woman of ages with her attendants.
“Yes, my Queen. For Thy courtship.”
“Co...courtship?” Kellan repeated.
Without offering a reply, Kellan felt the women gently urge her out of the chambers and into a long, broad hallway. Kellan gasped as it seemed she was almost being carried to her doom. In a few moments she was standing with her ladies by the entrance of the Great Hall. Four suitors stood together in the center of the hall in animated discussion, or so it appeared. One of the women took a step closer to the suitors and spoke.
“Her majesty will entertain your company one at a time. Should she raise her hand at any time to beckon you, you may draw closer. If she raises her hand with her palm facing you, you may stay as she speaks with another or depart if you so choose.” The young lady paused and looked at Kellan. Even while masked. she appeared nervous.
“Whatever she asks of you, answer. If she bids you to leave, you must depart immediately.” The young woman walked back to Kellan and spoke in almost hushed tones.
“Steady, Your Majesty. By God's good grace, You shall make a choice as befits not only Your office, but especially Your heart.” At the word ‘heart,’ Kellan winced. The young woman went to retreat, but Kellan grabbed her arm.
“Oh, do stay?" she said even as her voice began to quiver.
“We will be right here,” the young lady said.
"I…Maeve, and my sister Agnes, will attend to your person as needs be.” She looked past Kellan to the third woman who stood by a wooden chair several feet away.
“And Marian will keep Thee in prayer for Thy decision.” All three bowed before Maeve and Agnes stepped back. Kellan turned to face the first suitor.
“Hail Queen Kellan,” he spoke in a gruff tone without being bidden even as he stepped closer, only to have Kellan begin to raise her hand. She stopped and lowered it to her side instead; curious to hear what he had to say.
Even with his own mask covering much of his face, his arrogance was betrayed by his stance and his already condescending tone. He bowed with an exaggerated flourish, even to slowly placing his hand upon the hilt of his sword.
“I must say you are pretty, I suppose, but you hold yourself more like a servant than the ruler of this kingdom. I..” Kellan managed to raise her hand, but merely showed her palm, while an almost fear arose in her as she wondered how he might react.
“Surely you cannot mean to silence me before I have begun to speak." Kellan shook nervously but continued to hold her hand up, palm out.
“Pray thee heed my Queen, sir. She does not wish to hear a further word!” Maeve said as she walked close to Kellan.
The man glared at her before storming out; muttering something under his breath. Kellan sighed and turned to the other suitors.
“Cuhh…come,” Kellan said, beckoning the second to approach. He strode with no swagger, but he spoke abruptly nonetheless.
“Our united kingdoms shall thrive as never before when I take thee for my bride.” Kellan stepped back slightly, mulling the suitor’s words.
“Of course, you, as my Queen, shall have your say in many, less demanding matters…” Kellan found herself shaking as her hands balled into fists by her sides.
“But certainly, in matters of state, it is best to leave serious things to your King.” His tone was dismissive and arrogant. He too bowed, but even with his face covered, his half-smile was one entirely of near contempt.
Kellan managed to open her right hand and she started to hold her palm facing the man, but she quickly used it instead to point to the large open door at the other end of the hall.
“But…”
“Leave now,” she said in a nervous whisper.” He hesitated and she repeated, still barely above a whisper.
“Leave now.”
The suitor did not retreat but actually took one step closer.
Maeve pulled open the skirt of her gown only slightly; revealing a long knife in a sheathe gird upon her right thigh. She pulled it out and laid the blade softy across her arm in display. The man hesitated and went to speak.
“Depart,” Maeve spoke loudly as she used the knife to point to the door, and the man ran from the hall. By now Kellan was shaking. Agnes approached and spoke softly.
“Almost through, Your Majesty. You are clad as You are because You are our Warrior Queen. You have set aside everything of Your own to love and serve us all. Be of good courage as the Strong woman Your subjects know Thee to be.”
Agnes then stepped back along with Maeve even while Marian remained seated a short distance away, almost lost in prayer. As Kellan turned she noticed the third suitor still standing in place, waving slightly so as to gain her attention. While he was portly in stature, there seemed to be an almost a jovial air about him, unlike the first two men.
“Your Majesty? May I approach?”
There was no nervousness in his voice, which remained calm and inviting. She nodded and beckoned him forward, but rather than boastful stride like the first two suitors, he took only a few steps before stopping to remove his mask, leaving him looking surprisingly and entirely humble.
“May I speak plainly, Your Majesty?”
Kellan struggled to regain her voice and just nodded, relieved at least that the man did not demand, but instead sought permission.
“I have no need to marry You though You are indeed the brightest star in the heavens. You may have much to offer as a bride to me, but You offer so much more merely by being the Sovereign to Your people, as our kingdoms freely align without need of treaty or marriage. I will offer You the only thing I treasure to bestow...my friendship and the friendship of my people.” His words were almost gentle and accompanied by a warm grin.
“You…you speak plainly indeed, kind sir, and we…I thank thee for thy candor.”
“I shall take my leave, Your Majesty…My friend.”
With that Kellan nodded and smiled as the man turned and casually strolled over to the table laden with the food for the evening. Stepping up, he downed a flagon of ale before pulling off a sizable drumstick from the large pheasant on the pewter platter in the middle of the table.
“For the road Your Majesty?” He raised the drumstick and smiled and Kellan smiled back.
“Fare thee well, kind sir,” she said and he smiled once more before striding from the hall.
Before the fourth suitor had a chance to say a word, Kellan spoke; less nervously but still with a slight quiver in her voice.
“You….may approach.”
Her suitor turned to face her and it was only then that rather than a half mask like the others, Kellan's fourth suitor wore a simple black bandana; obscuring all but for the display of the most intensely green eyes Kellan had ever seen.
Another similar bandana served as a hat that left little trace of self other than a shock of dark red hair that poked through at the nape of the neck, evoking a long, questioning gaze from Kellan.
“If I may, Your Majesty, I will approach only a pace or so more?”
Kellan nodded. Even muffled somewhat by the bandana, the words sounded almost dulcet. With coat abandoned, Kellan noted that her suitor was attired only in a long black tunic and black breeches with simple black calf-skin boots. With no belt nor scabbard, the suitor felt almost intimidating by mere simplicity.
“Tell me? What do you seek?" She hesitated but no reply was uttered. Kellan added,
“Please?”
“I seek but one thing and that alone.”
“And what might that one thing be,?”
“To see my Queen happy.”
“That is noble but yet a nebulous thought.” Kellan remarked; frowning more at herself for not knowing what would trulymake her happy. She bit her lip and tears came to her eyes.
“I do not pretend to know all things, nor do I desire such power. But I do know this…” Her suitor paused; not for effect, but rather in deference to her. Kellan tilted her head slightly. What began as near dread swiftly changed to a peaceful calm.
By now, Maeve and Agnes and even Marion had drawn up beside her, their hands at her back in encouragement. And they spoke as one even as a light began to dawn on her regarding their voices; still perplexing while she began to discern the familiarity of their words.
“Go ahead…. Tell her.” The suitor took a half step closer.
“You know this in your heart of hearts, my Queen. It is how You appear now that displays Thy true self...Kellan?"
Speaking her name would have almost felt rude but for the gentleness of the voice that uttered it.
“Here,” the suitor said, gently removing Kellan’s mask to display her pretty but unassuming, modest face.
“I loved you as I first saw you, but I knew then even as you know now that this is the real you. The person I married and have loved since we were both twelve in Mrs. Capaldi’s Earth Science class.”
Kellan tilted her head, still confused.
“I fell in love with you all over again when you cried one afternoon as you told me how your mom and dad just couldn’t understand that their son was their daughter.” Kellan’s eyes widened in tearful recognition.
“And it broke my heart to see the fear and disappointment in your eyes when I teased you on our Wedding night about wearing my wedding dress.” The figure before her clutched her hand even as she removed the bandanas, revealing Kellan’s wife. Heather Elizabeth O’Connor Patterson.
"I loved you and I love you still because no matter what the cost...the sacrifice, you have looked only to my needs and my family. You ask for nothing and you give me your all every day.
“I love you with all my heart, and it has been my fantasy since we wed that you would finally be free to be you…to be happy.” Heather pulled her husband of nine years into their best kiss ever. Queen Kellan...Kellan Michael Patterson; Theater Arts Professor at Moravian University.
"Let me love you, my sweet, wonderful wife?" Heather said as she gathered Kellan in her arms, kissing her deeply.
“We love you, Kell…we just love you,” Maeve O’Connor Polakowski said as she hugged Kellan; swiftly joined by Agnes O’Connor and Marion O’Connor Lieung… Heather’s sisters. He nodded happily, but in a few moments, Kellan shook his head, feeling odd. The hall seemed to fade into mist only to be replaced by the soundstage Kellan had envisioned when he first described his fantasy to Mr. Roarke.
All three were still dressed in Medieval garb, as was Kellan, albeit pretty if now returned beneath to male form. The only change was that Heather was clad in a near identical gown as Kellan’s, save for the forest green instead of Kellan’s tan.
And off to the side, still unseen stood Tattoo and Roarke.
“Is Kellan happy now. Boss?” Tattoo watched as the five exited the faux studio.
“Oh yes my friend, but this fantasy is not over,” Roarke said with a smile, leaving Tattoo confused once again.
In a short while, Heather’s sisters had bade the couple a good night, accompanied by hugs and kisses. Kellan and Heather stood at the doorway to a pretty cottage; its outside festooned with colorful, broad ribbons and garlands of flowers.
“It is truly once again our Wedding Night, My Queen,” Heather said as she drew Kellan close for a kiss before sweeping him...her off her feet as she carried her bride across the threshold.
Two days later...
The plane sat by the pier, its engines idling as five figures walked down the path toward Roarke and Tattoo.
“I trust your fantasy was all you hoped for, Kellan Patterson?”
“It was exactly as I never dreamed of but I believe I always hoped for, Mr. Roarke.” Kellan looked down at himself…herself, perhaps for the very first time before turning to Heather and her sisters. All five wore nice sundresses of pastel shades, Their legs were bare and they wore simple leather sandals.
“And you, Heather Patterson?” Roarke asked. She grabbed Kellan’s left hand and held it out with hers. revealing two identical beautiful gold rings; each set with small but sparkly pale green emeralds.
“Almost. We’re going to see a doctor in Philly when we get back, and my friend Angela’s partner Katie specializes in gender issues.”
“That sounds wonderful,” Tattoo said almost dreamily, earning broad smiles from everyone.
“Ah, but there is more to tell, isn’t there?” Roarke asked. Heather grinned playfully before turning to her newly-minted bride. Kellan tilted her head in question.
“However we decide going forward…how you might choose how to be you...to be my wife? We will be seeing another doctor when we get back.”
She smiled, but her eyes filled with tears. Kellan wasn’t so much speechless as in awe of what she suspected. since Heather's tears were accompanied by a widening grin.
"What?...No..." Kellan asked as she smiled.
Heather just glanced down and patted her tummy and nodded yes.
"I..." Kellan stammered and she began to cry even as she tilted her head in one, final, unspoken question.
"Yes, sweetie. We are going to be mommies." A declaration that prompted hugs and kisses and happy tears all around.
"Thank you. Mr. Roarke," Kellan and Heather said in unison before they all walked down the path.
Accompanied to the plane by the island well-wishers, the five women received garlands and even more hugs before they boarded. And in a few moments, the plane took off and flew over the island in farewell.
As Roarke and Tattoo made their way back up the path, Tattoo paused and looked up.
“You knew all along, Boss?”
“That would be telling, my dear friend.”
“But I think I know one thing?”
“And what is that, Tattoo?”
“That Kellan and Heather are very happy?” Roarke grinned and spoke.
“Yes my dear old friend. Very happy indeed.”
And here are two terrific Fantasy Island stories by Rosemary I'm sure you'll enjoy
https://bigclosetr.us/topshelf/fiction/87261/smiles-everyone...
https://bigclosetr.us/topshelf/fiction/89029/devils-due-fant...
Comments
Sense of entitlement.
You show the arrogance, conceit and sense of entitlement, breed into the male aristocracy. Perhaps we are moving forward, though our last president was certainly a step back.
Hugs, Cheryl
An incredible, beautiful,
An incredible, beautiful, well-told story, as all of your stories are!
Thank you for such a wonderful story, my dear friend!
Hugs!
Hugs!
Rosemary
Queen For a Day
Pretty sad that Kellan was given the opportunity to act out ANY fantasy, and chose some swashbuckler role play that she felt would be expected of her as a guy (And it's pretty sad that I might have done the same thing during the years that this show was on TV.) Luckily Heather knew better, and conspired with Mr. Roarke to give her an experience closer to her true nature as a way of inviting her to live her life as authentic self, instead of merely fantasizing about it.
Don't know much about Fantasy Island, between your story and Rosemary's I've spent a lot more time reading tg episodes of the show than watching it (could never get past the intro, plus I didn't have a TV back then...) but I'm assuming actual magic wasn't something they used there, just clever special effects and an uncanny sense of what their guests needed to fix their lives or learn some important lesson. And while never a fan I do like your story and Rose's about it and will probably read anyone else's here because these are the kind of fantasies I wish it wouldve had the guts to deal with....
~hugs, Veronica
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Remember the show Queen For A Day? It was this bizarre game show (if you could call it that) from the 1950s where 3 housewives competed by telling sob stories about all the troubles in their wretched lives. The one who cried the hardest + told the saddest story got a washing machine or something, and the guy that hosted it was super creepy. Even as a kid too young to know words like exploitation it seemed sick + wrong that such a thing was put on TV for people's entertainment. Dunno why I remembered it just now, since this story was more like the Dating Game for royals, with a very sweet ending.
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
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Sweet
We need one for mermaids.