Date Night

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Date Night

“Say…you look great tonight, honey…”

“You think so? I don’t know. I was at the salon all day. I really love being pampered, but was it worth it?”

“Oh absolutely…I could do it right here in the parking lot right now…”

“You say the most romantic things.”

“I love the way you look…you know that. I’m proud to go anywhere with you, dear.”

“Really? Most anyone might be embarrassed at being out with me. You really make me feel good about myself. I’m really tired of getting teased.”

“Well, dear, those days are over, if I have anything to say about it. Any of those guys start up with you? They’ll have to deal with me!

“I love you, George!”

“I love you too, Leslie!”
  

Champion Leslie Howard of Twelve Oaks and Champion George Sand of Majorca
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Date Night

This story has truly gone to the dogs. :) LOL

    Stanman
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    Stanman
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Um, Drea, his tail has been docked

Makes one wonder what else has been *docked*.

Could be VERY disappointing to Ms Leslie.

John in Wauwatosa whose, um, you-know-whated male cat is eyeing him in a most suspicious way.

John in Wauwatosa

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Probably doesn't need anything else docked. That bitch sure could write.
~~Kudos & Scooby Snacks, Veronica

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"Government will only recognize 2 genders, male + female,
as assigned at birth-" (In his own words:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1lugbpMKDU

double meaning

I'm sorry to say, it took me a moment to remember that "George Sand" was a woman, and "Leslie Howard" was a man....

"I'm not like other people - Pain hurts me!" - Daffy Duck.

dorothycolleen

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Not meaning to be off color

Not meaning to be off color but...!!! Does Leslie's intense stare have anything to do with George's tongue??? Sorry Mom...the Brat couldn't resist!

As Usual...

Brat