Date Night
“Say…you look great tonight, honey…”
“You think so? I don’t know. I was at the salon all day. I really love being pampered, but was it worth it?”
“Oh absolutely…I could do it right here in the parking lot right now…”
“You say the most romantic things.”
“I love the way you look…you know that. I’m proud to go anywhere with you, dear.”
“Really? Most anyone might be embarrassed at being out with me. You really make me feel good about myself. I’m really tired of getting teased.”
“Well, dear, those days are over, if I have anything to say about it. Any of those guys start up with you? They’ll have to deal with me!
“I love you, George!”
“I love you too, Leslie!”
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Date Night
This story has truly gone to the dogs. :) LOL
May Your Light Forever Shine
May Your Light Forever Shine
Um, Drea, his tail has been docked
Makes one wonder what else has been *docked*.
Could be VERY disappointing to Ms Leslie.
John in Wauwatosa whose, um, you-know-whated male cat is eyeing him in a most suspicious way.
John in Wauwatosa
George Sand
Probably doesn't need anything else docked. That bitch sure could write.
~~Kudos & Scooby Snacks, Veronica
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
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double meaning
I'm sorry to say, it took me a moment to remember that "George Sand" was a woman, and "Leslie Howard" was a man....
"I'm not like other people - Pain hurts me!" - Daffy Duck.
dorothycolleen
Not meaning to be off color
Not meaning to be off color but...!!! Does Leslie's intense stare have anything to do with George's tongue??? Sorry Mom...the Brat couldn't resist!
As Usual...
Brat