Mid-Week Melodies!

from Snow White and the Seven Protocols

Some day my doc will say,
We got two psychologists to sign today
And away to her clinic we'll go
To be happy forever I know

Some day when healing is through
We'll find our love anew
And the birds will sing
And wedding bells will ring
Some day when my dreams come true

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from Pinnochia

I've got no dick
To make me frown
And no more pants, I wear a gown
I had nuts
But now I'm free
There’s no boy nads on me

Hi-ho the me-ri-o
That's the only way to be
I want the world to know
I’m just a girl, you see?

I’ve got no penis
I’ve got fun galore
There ain’t no worries anymore
I take meds
and I’m depressed
Cause it’s much more than a dress!

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from Cinderfella

Your surgeon will construct your girl things
When you're fast asleep
In dreams you lose all your male things
unless there’s some you want to keep (huh?)

Have faith in your doc and someday
Your gender will come shining thru
So no matter what your preference
you’ll find someone in deference who
might see that your wish will come true
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and ...Petra Pan

Think of the crying that you’ve done
Every rejection, every one
Think of Easter, Christmas, too
They just hate the sight of you
They bought into every lie????
You can die! You can die!
You can die! You can die!

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one of your favorites??? The Bungle Book

Oh it’s the sad banalities
The simply mean realities
Forget about that visitation right
Oh it’s the sad banalities
The twisted up legalities
You’re in for one big annoying custody fight

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or is this your favorite??? The Little Faux Maid

There you see her
Looking back at you
She’s afraid to say
What she wants you to
And you don't know why
But you're dying to try
You wanna be the girl

Yes, just be her
Look at her, you know you do
Possible that you could be her
But you can satisfy her
It don't take sound
Not a single sound
Go on and be the girl

Sha la la la la la
My oh my
Look’s like the boy just is wishin’
Too afraid to just transition
Sha la la la la la
Ain't that sad?
Ain't it a shame?
Too bad, he gonna stay a boy!

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and who can forget?
Beauty at the Very Least?

There's something sweet
And almost femme
‘Cause he was nice, if still a coarse and unsophisticated gem
And now he's soft
And a boy no more!
I wonder why I didn't think of this before

A little tuck
Some padding too,
Some hose and garters just might make the image true
We won’t stop there
A half-slip too…
I might forget just why I thought to marry you

New and a bit peculiar
Who'd have ever thought that this would do
I’m so glad to rule you
‘Cause I know that’s exactly what you’d want me to?

Well, who'd believe
Well, who would hear?
You used to be a boy but now a girl my dear???
Well, who indeed?
We'll wait and see
Oh never fear!
Your estrogen is just about to kick in, my dear
You know, perhaps there's something there
that wasn't there before
There may be something there
that wasn't there before

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The Lioness

From the day that I met my new family
And they had declared me their son
There was more to me than could ever be seen
And a future that might never be undone
There's far too much to understand
Even less when they seek not the unseen
And my life will elapse
And my hopes will collapse
Unless somebody listens to me?

I’m a girl not a boy
And I want peace and joy
Trusting that you’ll hear
What I’ve got to say?
Till I find my place
On the path revealing
In the riddle…
The riddle that is me!

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and finally...
Journey With a New Girl

If you never knew me
If you never felt this love
Would you have no inkling of
How different life might
And if you never held me
Would you have ever thought?
How at last I'd find in you
The lesson God had taught
In this world so full of fear
and full of sad despair
You could see the truth so clear
In my soul…if you care?
And I'm so grateful for you
I'd have lived my entire life
Lost forever
without you as my wife