Whenever I am afraid
of getting too erect?
I remember that I’m a girl
And then I’m not afraid..what the heck?
* * * * *
Hello transition whenever you are…
I hope you’ll not long delay
But I’ve got a feeling that it won’t be soon…
Maybe even not someday?
* * * * *
Getting to know you…getting to analyze you…
Trying to find if you’re suitable for GRS
Getting to know you…finding out all about you
And if your RLT is a success?
* * * * *
We prescribed you some hormones
It's just what we do
Along with some blockers…oh poo…
* * * * *
I have dreamed of a nice vagina
And a mound that responds really well
With some breasts it’s what I desire
Tell me that I can, oh hell!
Tell me now
I’m a candidate for surg’ry?
And that you’ll operate on me?
Otherwise you’ll break my heart…
If my penis will not depart
And I’m stuck in this body you see
If you don’t remove this organ from meeeeeee!!!!
* * * * *
Won’t you cut?
Please separate me from this awful thing?
Won’t you cut?
If you do, you’ll likely hear me sing!
Won’t you please remove my penis
‘Cause I’m not from Mars but Venus
Won’t you cut?
Won’t you cut?
Won’t you cut?
I’m a girl oh it’s plain to notice
That I’m suitable for Modess
Operate, no ifs or ands or but
There’s no perhaps or a maybe
I’ll be happy with a labi
Won’t you cut?
Won’t you cut?
Won’t you cut?
based on the Musical Play,
The King and I
words and music by
Oscar Hammerstein and
Richard Rodgers
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nice songs!
I'll be humming them all day ....
My dear sister
Andrea, Most of us sing this song along with you, but sadly reality sets in and then the tears arrive and all hope disappears. ''and then life sucks as usual'' Sigh!!!
love and hugs Ronnie :)
ROO
Thank You 'Drea
That was a lot of fun trying to put the new words to the old songs. I didn't clue in to the title until the second song - what a clever approach.
Portia
Very Cute...
Cutie!
Ole
We are each exactly as God made us. God does not make mistakes!
Gender rights are the new civil rights!
Thank you 'Drea,
Thank you,sweetie,and so true,so very true.
ALISON
Multi-talented
Drea,
You amaze me. You do so many kinds of stories, poems and song and you do them all well.
Thank You for sharing your talent and Thank you to your Mother for birthing you.
Joani
When I was...
When I was a boy...
World was messed up spot...
What was so was so, but what was so was not...
Now I'm not a man
world have change a lot
Some things nearly so...
Others Nearly not.
But... Is a puzzlement...
I meant to thank you when you first wrote this...
...I always enjoy it when others add to the song lists of any musical parody.
Hands into fists akimbo on hips that are a bit wider. Soft pastels instead of stark dark colors and long flowing tresses over where none flowed before draped over a silk-draped bosom? Yolanda Brynner? Who would have thought that your Road to Yourself traveled straight down Broadway?
Thank you, dear!
Love, Andrea Lena
This is one...
The King and I was one of the two shows I was in - back in High School... :-)
And, yes, I memorized all of Mrs. Anna's lines/songs... (Some are still with me going on 40 years later.) Theatre is wonderful! :-) Always have loved musicals...
And, no, odds are, it wouldn't be soft pastells for me... The bright colors work better. :-) (I particularly like fuscia and burgundy.)
Annette