Happy Birthday, Alison Mary!

Happy Birthday!

Here they are once again, Missy and Patsy, the Pelegrino Girls!

Hey...just so you know..this is the our first gig for our "Hey Patsy,I Gotta Feelin' We Ain't in Bayonne Anymore" tour. Our cousin Angie DiMaggio asked us to do this song, and we love this...Aunty Andrea forgot ...she's always forgettin' somethin' you know? Well this is a birthday present for a friend of ours...shoulda been done last week, but that's what we gotta deal with, huh?

so...for our good friend and Aunt who lives all the way over in Australia, Happy Birthday Aunt Alison Mary

 

(acoustic guitar ...slow ballad)
 
We know a lady of elegance...
a woman of blessed renown.
If somebody put us in charge of the world,
she surely'd be wearin' a crown!
 
She lives in a land far over the sea,
in a place that's really so pretty;
With koalas and roos
who live in nice zoos...
Cause her condo is right in a city, duh!
 
So....

 
(Loud manic fast guitar)
 
Hooray for Alison Mary,
our favorite Aunty down under;
She's been here and there,
with the neat life she's lived
filled with beauty and wonder
 
Happy Birthday Aunt Alison Many Happy Returns;
You're the best, you rock, yes you do.
You're the bestest friend any girl ever had;
You're the greatest, you're awesome it's true
 
Hey Aunty Alison, you're really bitchin'
and everything you do is real neat.
If Aunty Andrea and Cousin Kelly were here
They'd agree and say...you're awesome today
You make every one's life complete!
 
Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday
 
Hooray for Alison Mary,
she's our favorite Oceanic relation.
She's old but she's young
with an outlook unsung;
Like she's from our own generation!
 
Happy Birthday, Alison, you really rock!
You're the best friend we ever had.
You're bitchin' it's true
with everything that you do.....
And knowin' you makes us real glad!
 
Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday

 
Wow, that was fucking awesome!

Hey did you see that boy in the front row..
fucking gorgeous...whoa...

Never mind him..did you see the girl
in the balcony OMG!!!!

Oh...Happy Birthday Aunty Alison...we love you!



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