I finally figured out my life, I have all the answers, its so simple that it was easily overlooked and I could just shoot myself for not realizing it early. Unbeknownst to me, I am starring in my own sitcom. Of course I don't hear the laugh track or the theme music because I live this sitcom pre-edit (and with as much as I am cursing lately, it certainly needs to be edited unless I am airing on HBO or Comedy Central). This has to be the truth, because nothing else can possible explain the bizarre, asinine situations I find myself in.

Tomorrow I'm getting my hair done and I'm nervous about going and my parents reactions too it when I'm done. Also nervous about what I'll look like.

gosh have you seen it I mean wow sorry but I’m so excited um yeah sorry to prelude Ditz Diary but normal proceedings will be resumed as soon as I tell you about this fantastic dress from London Fashion Week it’s in today’s i p21 laser cut lace daisies in sherbet yellow by Simone Rocha it’s just heaven in fabric sleeveless thigh length close bodice floaty skirt short of perfection only coz no-one’s offered to buy it for me yet ooooohhh

Last week I posted that "Bending the Bookshelf" (http://bibrary.blogspot.com) would feature an interview of sorts, a "Guest Post", culled from some correspondence back and forth between the editors and myself. It has appeared today, Wednesday the 19th. It's a compilation of some Q&A from my emails and is followed by a brief listing of my current books, with little explanations. Some of them should be familiar to BCTS readers. I only hope that I don't sound like an egotistical goof or pompous windbag–or no more than usual!

It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

What's more to be said, ye scurvy scum?

John shiver me timbers in Wauwatosa

When I was a teen, I started thinking about writing stories, and had a couple of ideas that I fooled around with. Never really took them seriously, so they went away, came back, and went away again.

I just posted my entry, Abuse-Leaving-Escape-Xanadu = Love-Exhilaration-Xylem-Imbue or Alex=Lexi.

This is a great topic!

I hope to see a lot more entries!

ENJOY!

Well, last night I managed to have a serious brain fart that's going to have me eating crow for a while.

so anyway …

A little back ground on me first, those of you that read my blog regularly know I am about 5'8" and about 230 pounds. I am working on the weight thing. I am Hispanic and since I was twelve have had facial hair and I mean ab lot like a five o'clock shadow at eleven in the morning, not a trait I am proud of and one I wish I didn't have. Nobody other than my friend FO knows about me and I present as very male, you could find a B2 bomber on radar before you figure me out. It comes from years of hiding in plain sight.

Just got back from vacation yesterday. Had a great time at the Oregon coast. Lots of time watching the surf, walking the beach and reading on my nook.

so anyway …

I have had a few bad days, with some nastiness from colleagues based largely on being different. For the first time in years, I threw a 'sickie', calling in sick when I wasn't. I should add that my sick record is now three days off in seven years. Not bad, so I feel no guilt. The pressure that drove me was mainly having to deal with men who are Real Men, and want their way all of the time. Apparently, their penises are extremely large.

I am thinking of adding a few more stories to my e-book collection. I would like to be prolific. I know Wren has already proofed and edited Growing Up Jenny. I will probably add that to the e-books in November. By the way, I could use cover art for that one, if anyone is really interested in doing professional quality graphics.

So... Here is my plan for the next e-books and editors needed for each, in the order I would like to release them.

I will try to get something written for today, as well as tomorrow, but I might be a little behind. I had a couple of projects come in that I am working on for other people.

Sometimes, I get ideas in my head and I say to myself, I say "Keith," Keith is the name I was given at birth and the one I generally go by outside of online (otherwise known as real life), "this is brilliant and sure to work. Your problems will be solved and you can go on to whatever next big thing is on the horizon."

So, a few months ago, I hatched a plan. I saw how it was suppose to play out, and, like most things, I planned to see it through.