Never ask your wife, "What’s taking so long?" while she is getting dressed to go out to a fancy dinner. I did, and so far it’s been very interesting.

Another BigCloset TopShelf story.

Joanie meets Suzy's mom and bares herself -- literally & figuratively. Joanie and Pinky visit Iowa & the Johnson's. Joanie tries to keep a low profile -- oops! Pinky chaparones Eric and Joanie just-in-time. Suzy comes to Whateley & Joanie learns her kittens are vicious killers.

Never ask your wife, "What’s taking so long?" while she is getting dressed to go out to a fancy dinner. I did, and so far it’s been very interesting.

Tim tells his story about a memorable Christmas.

(Lyrics now included at the end of the story.)

Another BigCloset TopShelf story.

Joanie's time travels to Whateley's past yield an unexpected bonus. Joanie and Pinky's bond grows, Joanie takes a free boat ride and a not so pleasant swim. The Ultra-X-Amine caper hits close to home.

Never ask your wife, "What’s taking so long?" while she is getting dressed to go out to a fancy dinner. I did, and so far it’s been very interesting.

She so wanted to be a ballerina and dance the Nutcracker, but . . .

This is the final chapter in the story of "Joan's Room." Their magical day finally arrives. Will Joan find the strength within herself to make it all come together? Will outside forces intervene and prevent this marriage of necessity?

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Never ask your wife, "What’s taking so long?" while she is getting dressed to go out to a fancy dinner. I did, and so far it’s been very interesting.

Never ask your wife, "What’s taking so long?" while she is getting dressed to go out to a fancy dinner. I did, and so far it’s been very interesting. Go out! Looking like this?

Another BigCloset TopShelf story.

A young man flies to another country to meet up with the woman who has adopted his inner child.

Waiting for a funny little old guy.