Twelve Days to Christmas - Day 3

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Twelve Days to Christmas - Day 3
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I want some hormone blockers for this Christmas
Only testosterone blockers will do
Don't want a X-Box 1 or any toy
I want some hormone blockers to enjoy
(wouldn’t you?)

I want some hormone blockers for this Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to bring them in his sleigh
Just send them by FedEx, Hurray!
That's the easy thing to do

I can see me on a future Christmas morning,
looking in the bathroom mirror without a care
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see my mommy’s daughter standing there

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Sweet!

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laika's picture

That one was sweet. I hope Santa comes through for her.
And let's just hope that mean old Grinch doesn't-
Okay, no politics.

~hugs, Veronica

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What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
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How Sweet

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littlerocksilver's picture

I am sending warmth your way. I know it's cold outside, but our hearts are warm. Stay warm.

Portia

C'mon Santa

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joannebarbarella's picture

Give the little girl her wish. I'm sure she has been nice and not naughty.

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