Twelve Days to Christmas - Day 3
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Twelve Days to Christmas - Day 3
I want some hormone blockers for this Christmas
Only testosterone blockers will do
Don't want a X-Box 1 or any toy
I want some hormone blockers to enjoy
(wouldn’t you?)
I want some hormone blockers for this Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to bring them in his sleigh
Just send them by FedEx, Hurray!
That's the easy thing to do
I can see me on a future Christmas morning,
looking in the bathroom mirror without a care
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see my mommy’s daughter standing there