What would I do if you gave me a ‘c’ and it came with an awfully bad itch?
Would I be sad oh or would I be mad or would I be one happy bitch?
Oh I’ll get well with a little help from my meds
I’m feeling swell with a little help from my meds.
Would I need lubrication?
I guess I would rub very slow
Would I require ‘authentication?’
It would work; no matter what, don’t you know?
What would she do if we had the same parts and a wife I fine’ly got to be?
Would she celebrate our 'sisterhood' or just get up and walk out on me?
I’ll never find out whatever might be
I’m not gonna change and but it’s alright with me
Would it be an imitation?
I guess that’s nobody’s biz.
I’m a girl only by identification
It’s not unfair; it just is what it is
So stuck in this body until I come to an end?
Sure doesn’t seem like a lot of fun?
Especially when I think that my Real Life Test (tm)
Might just last until I’m eighty-one?
Oh it doesn’t matter as much to me today!
Since we just cuddle pretty much any way.
Wish our equipment matched in every way
Breasts and vagina would be fine today
Oh I’ll get by without them today
We pretty much just cuddle any way!
We’re gonna try just by kissing and such…
Licking and touching each other pretty much...
Oh Yes, touching and licking each other pretty much...pretty much...pretty muh uh uh uh uh uh uch....
A Little Help from My Friends
Lennon & McCartney
As performed by Rita Lee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCLTXomHW34
Comments
The Audience Is Comatose
Stunned maybe! As you've taken this old Beatles number and made it your own.
Will the movie say "Play it again Sam"?
Sorry,
Joanne
70 + 10 + an extra 1.
RAMI
So you gave yourself an additional 1 year over the Psalms (90.10). I think you may be gyping yourself. You should not give up maybe one day Mrs. D, will come around, maybe not to your wish here, but to allowing, Andrea to peak out.
RAMI
RAMI
Thankfully...,
Some things never change and yet are always new. You, my dear dear, are one of those things...thankfully!!!
Always Your......
Brat
Eeuw
I shan't be able to listen to the Beatles without squirming now.
This was very clever and scanned very well, but I'm not sure I enjoyed it that much - prude that I am.
I know a guy who realized the Beatle's "Yesterday" is a TG song
..." Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be"...
Best sung with a sudden shift into a falsetto... You can guess where.
Or How about the classic song line ..." I've looked at life from both sides now"...?
Then there is the song Lola.
Oh, ... right.
John in Wauwatosa
P.S. Even when my late grandparents were the age of Selina Gomez, one of the OLDER DisneyTM tween stars, they had hit songs like "Yes We Have No Bananas" and the late Merle Griffin of game show fame had a HUGE late 40's or was in the 1950's, I've Got a 'lovely Bunch of Coconuts. Sound like the victims and the perpetrator of a forced male sex change. That's IF you think about those song titles from the right POV.
P.S. 'Drea you need to lighten up.
-- grin --
John in Wauwatosa
Sargeant Gender's Private Parts Club Band
Lovely Drea, rhyme-and-meter maid, once again you've got me started.
Several if not all the songs on this old Rolling Stones album could be transgenderated...
There's SHE'S LEAVING HOME, the version where the parents refuse to accept their
trans teenager; GETTING BETTER could be a great tune about transitioning.
The druggy drone of WITHIN YOU WITHOUT YOU could be about SRS itself
(In the temple of Suporn you're reborn scalpels form vaginal walls
in the trashcan go your balls work goes on within you and without you...)
And who can forget:
When I've electrolysized off all my hair
many weeks from now
Will you still be taking me in your embrace
with my new tits there in your face
Will I still be the person you love
Equipped with a vagine?
Will you abjure me
or will you still slurp me
When we 69?
We now return to our regular programming:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTl00248Z48
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Barf - chunder - technicolour rainbow
Please stop, it's too much. Have you ever tried laughing round a mouthful of your own vom?
Cupboards
I am raking through mine, frantically trying to find a bottle of whatever it is you are on. Either that or stick to the Soave...
awww
I guess sometimes, all the best you can do is just "get by".
Dorothycolleen
Hey Sweetie!
Thanks for the dedication
[On 7-29 I found this page at the front of my stack of firefox pages open. This comment was sitting here, just as it is, punctuation missing, minus the stuff in the brackets[]. I probably wrote it (then I guess I stopped for some reason) on 7-19. Seems like I didn't post it, so I will now.]
Hugs and Bright Blessings,
Renee
Ready for work, 1992.
Hugs and Bright Blessings,
Renee
This is cool!
And just before we met...giggles, you write the best song Homages.
Hugs,
Di