What would I do if you gave me a ‘c’ and it came with an awfully bad itch?
Would I be sad oh or would I be mad or would I be one happy bitch?
Oh I’ll get well with a little help from my meds
I’m feeling swell with a little help from my meds.
Would I need lubrication?
I guess I would rub very slow
Would I require ‘authentication?’
It would work; no matter what, don’t you know?
What would she do if we had the same parts and a wife I fine’ly got to be?
Would she celebrate our 'sisterhood' or just get up and walk out on me?
I’ll never find out whatever might be
I’m not gonna change and but it’s alright with me
Would it be an imitation?
I guess that’s nobody’s biz.
I’m a girl only by identification
It’s not unfair; it just is what it is
So stuck in this body until I come to an end?
Sure doesn’t seem like a lot of fun?
Especially when I think that my Real Life Test (tm)
Might just last until I’m eighty-one?
Oh it doesn’t matter as much to me today!
Since we just cuddle pretty much any way.
Wish our equipment matched in every way
Breasts and vagina would be fine today
Oh I’ll get by without them today
We pretty much just cuddle any way!
We’re gonna try just by kissing and such…
Licking and touching each other pretty much...
Oh Yes, touching and licking each other pretty much...pretty much...pretty muh uh uh uh uh uh uch....
A Little Help from My Friends
Lennon & McCartney
As performed by Rita Lee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCLTXomHW34