Friday Frivolity!!!

Drea's Fanciful and Fun Friday Frivolity!

TRANSGENDER

Misty:

OMG...Ash...what happened? You turned into a girl!!!!

Ash:

(crying softly) What am I gonna do?

Misty:

Oh golly, Ash, I don't know. Maybe we should just ditch this competition and find a room?

Ash:

(Sniffle) Okay, Misty...I'd like that.

Brock:

What am I gonna do if you two leave?

Misty:

I hear James is looking for a new partner since Jessie ran off with Nurse Joy.

Pikachu': Pika Pika!!!!

The End

Roland and DiMaggio
LOST IN TIME

(Sound of Wayback Machine whirring and whizzing and clanging)

Kristy:

Well, Shermana, you’ve gotten us into a lot of trouble this time, and I don’t think we can get out of it!

Drea:

What have I done, Ms. Peabody?

Kristy:

Jay Ward was really pissed in contract negotiations, and he plays hardball. What were you thinking?

Drea:

I just asked for some time off and maybe that they could pay for a trip as well?

Kristy:

Well, we’re on a trip alright. He set the Wayback Machine for 1942 and we’ve landed in Belgium with no way of getting back. You ruined everything. Now we’re stuck in a brothel in Brussels. You've done it now; all the readers are really going to like this, so there’s probably no way Mr. Ward will change his mind.

Drea:

Gee, Ms. Peabody, what would be so bad about that?

Kristy:

Are you serious? Haven’t you ever heard of Forced Flemm?

The End

Now out on CD, the latest album from Missy and Patsy,
the Pelegrino Girls, Retro-Trans,
featuring their new hit single,
The First Time!
(We Wore Our Sister's Clothes)

Woa, oh, oh, oh
There's always a first time!
Woa, oh, oh
For the longest

If you told us that we couldn't wear
Your blue camis it would be too much to bear
What else can we do
We're so inspired by you
To be just like you, Hey, it's not a crime!

Once we thought "Oh we're the only ones
Who dress like our sister just to have some fun
That's how you found us
Thank you for not making a fuss
To be just like you for longest time

Woa, oh, oh, oh
For the longest time
Woa, oh, oh
For the longest

We like dressing in your frilly things
with the comfort that your clothing brings
And it's so daring
All your pretty clothes we're wearing
To be like you for the longest time

Maybe this will fine'ly be the night
It won't be so wrong
At last we'll feel so right
You have more to spare for us to wear
Maybe no one will care
And we'll just wear your teddies.

Who knows how much further we will go
Now that we are sisters, don't you know?
There'll be no waiting
Now we three are triple dating
We haven't been there for the longest time

We were worried that we wouldn't be
The girls that we should be
Just one instead of three
Now we know the women that we are
You're wonderful, by far
Cause you kept our big secret

We won't care for what the night might bring
Long as we can dance and we can sing
We're like no others
We'll date the sisters, you'll date the brother
Just being us is not a federal crime

Woa, oh, oh, oh
Not a federal crime
Woa, oh,oh
Not a federal crime
Woa, oh, oh
Not a federal crime
Woa, oh, oh,
not a federal crime(Fade Out)

based on Billy Joel's
For the Longest Time
words and music by
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_XgQhMPeEQ&ob=av2n

Kudos

Comments

Bad Andrea! Bad!

Forced Flemm...*groan*

Let's just hope you haven't spawned a completely new sub-genre of tg fiction. ;-)

An amusing end to the week, Andrea. Thank you!

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

Thanks Hon!

I needed the laugh! :)

Hugs

Grover

Drea, your cute little

Drea, your cute little offering definitely brightened my Friday. Thank you so very much. Hugs, Jan

Sometimes I wonder

if you're as nutty as I am; then I read something like this and I just know that you are.

Never lose that sense of humour; if God made it, and most of the animal kingdom use it, how can we not?

Big hugs from darkest England.

Susie