TRANSGENDER
Misty:
OMG...Ash...what happened? You turned into a girl!!!!
Ash:
(crying softly) What am I gonna do?
Misty:
Oh golly, Ash, I don't know. Maybe we should just ditch this competition and find a room?
Ash:
(Sniffle) Okay, Misty...I'd like that.
Brock:
What am I gonna do if you two leave?
Misty:
I hear James is looking for a new partner since Jessie ran off with Nurse Joy.
Pikachu': Pika Pika!!!!
LOST IN TIME
(Sound of Wayback Machine whirring and whizzing and clanging)
Kristy:
Well, Shermana, you’ve gotten us into a lot of trouble this time, and I don’t think we can get out of it!
Drea:
What have I done, Ms. Peabody?
Kristy:
Jay Ward was really pissed in contract negotiations, and he plays hardball. What were you thinking?
Drea:
I just asked for some time off and maybe that they could pay for a trip as well?
Kristy:
Well, we’re on a trip alright. He set the Wayback Machine for 1942 and we’ve landed in Belgium with no way of getting back. You ruined everything. Now we’re stuck in a brothel in Brussels. You've done it now; all the readers are really going to like this, so there’s probably no way Mr. Ward will change his mind.
Drea:
Gee, Ms. Peabody, what would be so bad about that?
Kristy:
Are you serious? Haven’t you ever heard of Forced Flemm?
Now out on CD, the latest album from Missy and Patsy,
the Pelegrino Girls, Retro-Trans,
featuring their new hit single,
The First Time!
(We Wore Our Sister's Clothes)
Woa, oh, oh, oh
There's always a first time!
Woa, oh, oh
For the longest
If you told us that we couldn't wear
Your blue camis it would be too much to bear
What else can we do
We're so inspired by you
To be just like you, Hey, it's not a crime!
Once we thought "Oh we're the only ones
Who dress like our sister just to have some fun
That's how you found us
Thank you for not making a fuss
To be just like you for longest time
Woa, oh, oh, oh
For the longest time
Woa, oh, oh
For the longest
We like dressing in your frilly things
with the comfort that your clothing brings
And it's so daring
All your pretty clothes we're wearing
To be like you for the longest time
Maybe this will fine'ly be the night
It won't be so wrong
At last we'll feel so right
You have more to spare for us to wear
Maybe no one will care
And we'll just wear your teddies.
Who knows how much further we will go
Now that we are sisters, don't you know?
There'll be no waiting
Now we three are triple dating
We haven't been there for the longest time
We were worried that we wouldn't be
The girls that we should be
Just one instead of three
Now we know the women that we are
You're wonderful, by far
Cause you kept our big secret
We won't care for what the night might bring
Long as we can dance and we can sing
We're like no others
We'll date the sisters, you'll date the brother
Just being us is not a federal crime
Woa, oh, oh, oh
Not a federal crime
Woa, oh,oh
Not a federal crime
Woa, oh, oh
Not a federal crime
Woa, oh, oh,
not a federal crime(Fade Out)
based on Billy Joel's
For the Longest Time
words and music by
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_XgQhMPeEQ&ob=av2n
If you liked this post, you can leave a comment and/or a kudos!
Click the Thumbs Up! button below to leave the author a kudos:
And please, remember to comment, too! Thanks.
Comments
Bad Andrea! Bad!
Forced Flemm...*groan*
Let's just hope you haven't spawned a completely new sub-genre of tg fiction. ;-)
An amusing end to the week, Andrea. Thank you!
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
Thanks Hon!
I needed the laugh! :)
Hugs
Grover
Drea, your cute little
Drea, your cute little offering definitely brightened my Friday. Thank you so very much. Hugs, Jan
Sometimes I wonder
if you're as nutty as I am; then I read something like this and I just know that you are.
Never lose that sense of humour; if God made it, and most of the animal kingdom use it, how can we not?
Big hugs from darkest England.
Susie
Friday Frivolity!!!
Pokemon will NEVER be the same.
May Your Light Forever Shine
May Your Light Forever Shine
You are one funny girl Drea!
[email protected] At least it was forced Flemm and not forced phlegm!!!
Thanks for the giggles. I can always use more!
Love and Hugs,
Jonelle
[email protected]
From the Ash?
So maybe Ash could try one of Officer Jenny's uniforms? He'd look so cute! Or maybe with Jessie & Nurse Joy eloping, he could audition for the opening on the chorus line? You know, for Team Rockette?
The Rev. Anam Chara+
Anam Chara
Forced
'Drea,
Until I read the comments I was going to PM you about misspelling phlegm.
Portia
Portia
You know
that's the first time I've ever really enjoyed pokemon.
Bailey Summers
I love the song
Billy Joel is a old favorite of mine. I refuse to discuss the pun, on the grounds that I am still groaning over it, giggle. Hugs honey
Oh Pokemon he he, i have
Oh Pokemon he he, i have just started yu-gi-oh fiction here "Shameless Plug", was tempted to do a pokemon fic thou
Andrea,
ALISON
,I've always said it is the sane ones you have to worry about!! That's the best giggle I've had
'for the longest time'.But please,Forced Flemm???
ALISON
Brussels Brothel?
In 1942 may have been patronised by nasty Nazis, thus the need for forcing? Of course there may have been some willing Walloons,
Joanne