We Just Learned!

Straight from their Tickle Me Emo Tour, The Pelegrino Girls, Missy and Patsy sing their newest hit We Found Out from the CD, Emo-tional Femmes

We Found Out


We just learned

We just learned

That we're such girls!

(S)he just learned

I found out

and it rocked our world.
 
 
We just took a test

And we scored

Two Hundred Fifty

We just learned

that we're really femme

and we think that it's so nifty.
 
 
We just learned

We just learned

that we are sisters

as well as brothers.

We just learned

That we're both alike

and we're just like our mother!
 
 
We just took a test

You see we're virtual castrati!

We think the test is Italian

cause it's called COGIATI!
 
 
I just learned

(S)he just learned

that we're such gals!

Not just our girlfriends' boyfriends

but we're their bestest pals!
 
 
We just learned

We figured out

and we must confess!

I'd rather wear a skirt and blouse

and (s)he'd rather wear a dress!
 
 
We just learned

We found out

and it really changed our life!

(S)he may never be a husband

but I might end up as someone's wife!


 



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