She leaned over my desk, her ample bosom heaving. The dame was obviously hot for me. Too bad I was only into other men... coulda been fun.

"Oh, you've just gawt ta help me and my muddah's aunt's roommate's grandottah's husband's cousin's dawg's groomah's brush suppliah's accountant's mistress' bruddah's son PLEASE mistah Dirkenhammerwoodsteinovitch," her accent breathed impressively -- seriously, that's impressive to say all in one breath.

I nearly fainted with relief as the doubts and fears were swept away for good with a vanishing, “Told you sooooooo,” as they went. I smiled all over.

Inform the Constitutional Peasants of the farcical aquatic ceremony. I'll be the watery tart that throws a 'sword' to this king.

Justine arrives to collect her belongings after distancing herself from her friends. She finds that she is connected to the String of Pearls in ways that she didn't appreciate before.

Forgot to add that this installment is very much Not Safe For Work. Sorry for adding the warning a little late. 8) Enjoy!
- Eclectic Kitty

UNTITLED STORY

By Julie Katz

Draft Sunday November 15th

EXT. MAIN STREET- NEW PALTZ, NY

We begin with a black SUV stopping in the middle of the road. Three male COLLEGE STUDENTS step out of the car. They are carrying water balloons.

COLLEGE STUDENT 1

Hey freaks! Take that.

It was Saturday midday, we had been cleaning the house and shopping for groceries, and now it was time for a break, some lunch and read a paper.

As we ate Emma looked at me and laughed, ‘Only just realized we are dressed identically again, jeans, trainers, brown fleece top, both got pony tails.’

She was still giggling when I said ‘so what? I just picked what was to hand.’

We often ask of the world, ‘What has life given me?’ This is my answer. It isn’t especially poetic and it isn’t particularly dramatic. It’s just life. My life.