Maeryn Lamonte Copyright ©️ 2024
I doubt this’ll count as it’s about a thousand words short, but just for the fun...
“Mr Smee! What in blue blazes do you think you’re doing?”
“I’m steering the ship, captain, like you said.”
“Then why, pray, are we going in the wrong direction?”
“No sir. I beg to differ sir. Not the wrong direction at all. You said, ‘Second star to the right and straight on till morning, sir.”
“So do tell me, you imbecile, why it is that we’re steering for the third star to the right?”
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