Easy As Falling Off A Bike pt 1106.

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The Daily Dormouse.
(aka Bike)
Part 1106
by Angharad

Copyright © 2010 Angharad
All Rights Reserved.
  
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I sat holding Trish’s hand as she slept. One thing was certain, she would never be a boy again. However, while her full recovery was of paramount importance I had some other fish to fry, as they say.

“Social Services are going to be a pain,” I said to Simon, hopefully out of Trish’s hearing.

“Why? These things happen.”

“Do they? How many six year olds castrate themselves in your social group?”

“Um–okay, it’s an unusual occurrence.”

“They’ll try to prove I’m an unsuitable person as a mother and take the kids off me.”

“What? That’s ridiculous–you’re a brilliant mother.”

“Yeah, here’s the evidence,” I nodded at Trish.

“But that could have happened any time.”

“I know, but they’ll still try neglect or insufficient supervision or some such thing.”

“Okay, Sam Rose is on your side, so will Stephanie. I need to make a phone call.” He nipped out of the little room and I concentrated on Trish.

“Come on, sweetheart, get yourself better.” I stroked her forehead.

Her eyes fluttered open, and she smiled and said, “Mummy,” then they closed and she drifted off again.

“Okay, we have a barrister standing by, she specialises in child custody cases.” Simon looked pleased with himself.

“How much will that cost?”

“Does it matter?”

“Yes, because I don’t know if it’ll work.”

“You have a better suggestion?”

“Not at the moment, but we have to make sure the judge or whoever, doesn’t think we’re using money to steamroller all before us.”

“But we are.”

“I know, but I’d prefer it was done with subtlety.”

“If it worked, I’d nuke the whole county council.”

“Yeah, I expect you would,” I sighed and mumbled.

“What?”

“It’s got to be good.” I lied but he was quite happy with the deception.

We sat with our baby for a couple of hours, she did wake and apologise and we both forgave her and told her that her recovery was all that mattered. She cried and went back to sleep.

Sam Rose came to see her and me, and reiterated his willingness to act as a professional witness if necessary. I hugged him and thanked him.

A little later, Julie came up with the baby in a carrycot and a bag containing all sorts of things. “We haven’t got any more milk,” she said handing me the baby. I opened my bra and she sucked on my nipple so hard, I suspect when she let go, it would be about three feet long. Julie handed me a note from Stella which I read while feeding the baby.

‘Cathy,

I hope Trish is okay, she lost a lot of blood. I’ve taken the liberty to engage a nanny to help look after the kids. The contract will last for a month with an option to renew, Daddy’s picking up the bill for now.

Love,

Stella.’

Suddenly everyone wants to help–I hope because they can see this is serious and not just because Trish was ill.

Simon came back with a tray of tea and some sandwiches, “Oh hello, Julie, d’you want a cuppa?”

“No thanks, Daddy, I’ve got to dash back, Gramps is waiting in the car park. See you later, Mummy.”

She pecked me on the cheek and ran off.

“Oh, you have your hands full.”

“I can still manage a cuppa,” I stated grabbing one of the teas.

“I need to get a photo of you doing that, it’s just so beautiful.” Simon was in raptures, but then it wasn’t his lungs being sucked out via his nipples. I began to wonder if Baby C was some sort of alien, like in all those B-movies.

I showed him the note. “Good idea, my sister is starting to use her brain for more than stopping her eyeballs rattling about in her skull.”

“Stella has done more for me since I’ve been looking after the baby, than since she knocked me off my bike that time.”

“That was three years ago.” He shook his head, “Three bloody years ago.”

“Never mind another eleven and they’ll give you parole,” I suggested switching the baby to my other boob after burping her. She whimpered then gave a huge burrrp and began to hiccup. Simon thought that was hilarious.

She sat in my arms trying to focus on the noise of him laughing, only to jerk each time one of the peristaltic convulsions occurred. He roared with laughter and she began to cry. I put her back on my breast and she calmed down immediately.

“Mummy, can I hear the baby?” a weak little voice came from the bed.

“Yes, darling, I’m feeding her at the moment.”

“Oh, can I go to my own bed then, this one’s very hard.” Then she went off to sleep again.

A nurse came in and wasn’t at all sure about a young baby on a ward. I explained I had to feed her and she tutted and left after checking on Trish. I shoved her down in her carrycot and she slept. I drank a few glasses of water and sure enough, began to leak from my udders.

I expressed quite a lot of milk and stored it in the bottle Stella had packed in the bag.
“Why don’t you take her home and get some rest, I’ll stay with Trish,” offered Simon.

“Unless you take her, remember to put the milk in the fridge.”

“No you go, here;” he dangled his car keys in front of me.

“You mean I get to drive the Jag?”

“No, you can catch a bus–of course you get to drive my car, just take care of it.”

“It would be better if I stayed and you took tiny wee home.”

“Don’t be ridiculous–now you promised to love honour and obey–so do it.”

“I did no such thing, and I’ll do no such thing. I’m an independent woman.”

“I thought you read the Guardian,” he joked.

“Ha ha,” It was better than his usual fare.

“Go on, get some sleep, see you later–oh and save some milkshakes for me.”

“On yer bike,” I said back to him and picking up the carrycot and the other bag, struggled down to the lift and thence to the car park.

I drove home worrying too much to think about which car I was driving, it was a means to an end, nothing more. I felt shattered but we got home safely and I handed the baby over to Julie while Danny grabbed the bag and carried it in.

I gave them all a quick resume of what had happened so far and then went off for a little snooze. Livvie came and lay alongside me, she was very worried about her sister.

A couple of hours later, a strange woman brought me in a cuppa, “Hello, Lady Cameron, I’m Jenny Bell, your nanny–if you express some milk, I’ll feed the little one for you.”

“There’s some in the fridge I hope, I did half a bottle before we left hospital.”

“I’ll go and look, you stay and rest.”

I lay back on the bed and seconds later I was comatose again.

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