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The Daily Dormouse.
(aka Bike)
Part 1088
by Angharad

Copyright © 2010 Angharad
All Rights Reserved.
  
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“I think we’ll have to postpone the wedding blessing,” I said to Simon over Trish’s head.

“This mattress feels like I had someone’s knees in my back all night,” Simon said loudly knowing full well we had an alien in the bed. Some giggling emanated from between us. It got worse when he started to tickle her and she had to rush off to the loo or wet herself.

“You did that on purpose didn’t you?” I accused him.

“Did what on purpose?”

“Tickled her, because you knew she’d have to wee if you did.”

“Oh so that’s wrong now is it?”

“No, I’m astonished.”

He looked over at me, “Why?”

“Because you actually are capable of reasoning things through with the children.”

“Eh?” now he looked astonished.

“You had obviously considered that little bony knees needed a wee so a quick tickle and off she goes.”

“Yes, why?”

“Oh nothing, but obviously I can leave the children under your careful gaze while I go and see Maria.”

“What was that about weddings earlier?”

“Oh, we can hardly hold the blessing if Maria is staying here can we?”

“When did you decide that?”

“Trish did the other day, why?”

“Does Tom know, it’s his house after all?”

“Yes and he’s quite happy.”

“So are you going to invite her today?”

“That’s the plan, dunno when she’ll be discharged from hospital.”

Trish came back in, “Mima’s been sick again,” she announced and I groaned and jumped out of bed. When I went into the girl’s room, she was still fast asleep and hadn’t been sick. I went back to the bedroom and Trish was cuddled up to Simon.

“You little minx, she hasn’t been sick at all,” I glared at her.

She giggled, “Saved me having to climb over you.”

“You asked for that,” said Simon roaring with laughter.

I knew when I was outgunned, so I went down to have my breakfast in relative peace and quiet. Tom was drinking the liquid mud he called coffee.

“Morning, Daddy,” I said and pecked him on the cheek.

“Aye,” he said and nodded back.

“Meems was sick in the night, I had to change her and the bed–oh poo, the machine.”

“I wondered why there wis beddin’ in it.”

“Now you know as much as I do.”

“Whit’s wrang wi’ her?”

“No idea, could be a bug; she could have eaten something; I really don’t know.”

“Puir wee lassie,” he sipped his coffee.

“I thought it was always, puir wee soul.”

“Are ye accusin’ me af nae bein’ able tae speak ma ain language?”

Only the twinkle in his eye stopped me from bursting into tears. When I didn’t reply he looked more kindly at me, “Whit’s wrang, lassie?”

“Nothing, Daddy, I’m just tired and as soon as I try to enact my plans someone up there shits all over them.”

“Och, dinna be upset, it happens tae us all.”

“Yeah, I know–but for believers–they can always complain; me where do I write?”

“Jes’ ask yer question in yer hairt, ye’ll get an answer.”

“That presupposes there’s something there to reply.”

“Does it, och weel, perhaps ye won’t then, yer choice.”

“Talking of choices, before you dash off, it is alright if I ask Maria if she’d like to come here for a bit?”

“Aye, as lang as I hae ma pit an’ ma study, I dinna care wha comes.”

“She could become a long term investment.”

“Whit d’ye mean, lang tair-rum?”

“Well, if it seems to be working out, I thought we could invite her to become housekeeper, so I can go back to work.”

“Aye, guid idea, Trish’s wis it?”

“That little minx...” I told him how she’d tricked me out of bed and he laughed loudly and warned me that, ‘I’d hae tae watch that yin.’ As if I didn’t know already.

Two hours later, Minnie the minx and I were shopping before going to see Maria. I’d taken her because she’d asked me. Meems seemed okay, not covered in spots or anything, and no temperature. Simon said he’d keep an eye on her, so we’d have to wait and see. If she did have something we’d have to postpone Maria with her new baby until it was sorted.

After a quick lunch at a little place off the high street, we arrived at the hospital. Maria wasn’t there, neither was the baby. I spoke to the nurse, ‘She’d been discharged.’

I rang her mobile, she didn’t answer. I could only assume she’d gone home. Suddenly one of those very cold sensations in the pit of my stomach happened. I grabbed Trish and we ran like mad to the car.

“What’s the matter, Mummy?”

“Probably nothing, do up your seat belt.” I drove very quickly out of the car park and off towards her house. Of course the usual Saturday afternoon traffic was clogging up the streets and it seemed to take forever to get there.

We turned into her road, a little cul de sac of terraced houses presumably originally inhabited by dockers and shipyard workers, some looked veritable palaces. Then we saw the ambulance and my blood ran cold. I slammed on the brakes and throwing Trish the keys ran down the street. I stopped just in time to avoid making a fool of myself as two paramedics came out with an elderly man on a stretcher chair, complete with oxygen and face mask.

Phew, what a relief.

“Did you think that Auntie Maria was in that ambulance?”

“For a horrible moment I did, sweetheart.”

“Which is her house?”

“I can’t remember the number, but it has a red front door–I’ve only been down here once before.”

“None of them have a red front door, Mummy.”

“Um–no they don’t, sweetheart.”

“Is this the right street, Mummy?”

I blushed, felt stupid and answered, “Um–maybe not.”

“You’re worried about her aren’t you?”

“Yes, I am.”

“Well don’t, she’s being looked after by a lovely angel.”

I nearly threw up, “What did you say?”

“She’s being looked after by a lovely angel and she says she’s okay.”

“How do you know?”

“I just saw her, her road is the next one over. She said the door is unlocked.”

“What about the baby? Did you see the baby?”

“She said Baby Catherine was safe and waiting for you.”

“Trish,” I gasped as tears began to run down my cheeks, “If this is some game, I am going to be so cross.”

“It’s not a game, Mummy, I seen her, honest.”

“Come on,” I grabbed her hand and started to run, I was in no mood to mess about moving the car.

We arrived in the street and I ran down it, Trish was having difficulty keeping up with me. I saw the red door and tried it, it opened first time. “Maria,” I shouted as I went in and began searching the house. “Stay there,” I snapped at Trish, who was now snivelling unaware of what might have happened.

It was in the main bedroom I found her. She was in her wedding dress clasping a photo of Paul and Daisy. A bottle of pills lay beside her and a note addressed to me.

’Dearest Cathy, Thank you so much for your friendship, it means such a lot to me. Baby Catherine is in the back bedroom, I gave her a good feed and there’s a spare bottle in the fridge. Please take good care of her, she’s yours now–you said you’d always wanted a baby. I’m with Paul and Daisy and I’m happy again now. Please don’t be cross with me.

Love,

Maria.

I felt her, she was nearly cold. I ran into the back room and the baby was just waking up. I made it to the bathroom just in time to get my lunch down the loo. I don’t think I’d ever felt so devastated in my whole life. If only we’d gone to the hospital a bit earlier, or not had lunch or...

I dialled 999, “Hello, police please.”

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