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The Daily Dormouse.
(aka Bike)
Part 1060
by Angharad

Copyright © 2010 Angharad
All Rights Reserved.
  
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I took the girls to school next morning, and dashed back home to watch the press conference on the local TV channel. Julie and Billie were pestering me to let them go shopping, and as they had their own money to spend, I agreed they could go. There was a bus in about ten minutes. Seeing as Julie is sixteen and Billie nine, I thought they’d be okay on their own–Julie has so much confidence now, she’d be okay with Billie and besides, they could phone me if there was a problem.

I sat glued to the box, and watched while a senior officer spoke about the old lady and how she’d been brutally murdered for her purse and the fifty pounds it contained and how her murder had led to the death of her husband who collapsed and died when he received the bad news .

I’m not sure I’d have described the murder as brutal, more accidental but the robbery was directly responsible for the death, so it was murder. They played Trish’s video and attributed it to her, describing her as a very intelligent six year old daughter of a university teacher.

As there must be dozens if not hundreds of university teachers in or around Portsmouth or Southampton, I didn’t feel too aggrieved at the description in identifying us as a family.

The man was still at large at the time I was watching the press conference, although the police were very confident they would identify him in the next day or so and then catch him soon after. I switched off the telly and got on with some admin work on the survey–I had some letters for Tom to comment on before I responded.

On the sightings of weird and wonderful things, we had the usual large black cat killing sheep reports from Cornwall and Somerset, which I discounted, despite the photos one of the reports included. Anyone who knows anything about how big cats kill should know that they ankle tap the victim, crush the chest with a thump from a front paw, and then asphyxiate by clamping on the trachea with their powerful jaws.

Dogs however, attack anywhere they can get a hold and will rip the throat out of a poor sheep to kill it. The photos showed just that, a dog kill–the report went into the reject box.

Stella and I had a sandwich for lunch and so did Puddin’, who was now crawling a bit. She sat and chewed and sucked on the crust of bread she had. She was teething and biting anything and everything.

“Where’s Julie and Billie?” she asked, Stella not Puddin’.

“They went shopping, Julie wants a new skirt or something and Billie just wants to look round the shops–they’ve both got some money, so why not?”

“Have they caught that bloke yet?”

“The mugger?”

“Yep, him.”

“Dunno, they hadn’t this morning.”

“Put the news on.”

So I switched on the local radio programme for the one o’clock news. According to that the police had had hundreds of calls identifying the mugger and were hoping to make an arrest soon.

“The old chap died as well then?”

“Yes, he died of shock I suppose, he was eighty two or something.”

“Two birds with one stone,” commented Stella, “or a double whammy.”

“Sadly, yes.” I agreed.

“When do the kids break up?”

“The girl’s tomorrow, Danny on Friday.”

“Any plans?”

“Sometime I have to organise a wedding blessing.”

“Got your dress yet?”

“You know I haven’t.”

“Perhaps we should go looking very soon.”

“Who’s going to look after the kids?”

“Julie can, she is sixteen and being paid for the privilege, what about this home help you keep on about?”

“I gave Simon the job description. He was supposed to be drawing up some adverts and publishing them in the local paper.”

“I’ll remind him when he comes home,” she grinned. Any chance she had to nag Simon, she loved, especially if she could tease him as well.

I cleared up, Stella changed Puddin’ and put her down for a nap.

“What d’you think of these short shorts all the youngsters are wearing?” Stella asked showing me a picture of some Hollywood starlet looking absolutely ghastly in them.

“If you have the legs for them, I suppose they’re alright.”

“You have nice legs, why don’t you get a pair?”

“I’m twenty five, Stella, not fifteen.”

“Sorry, I forgot you were so elderly–twenty five year olds are wearing them, you muppet.”

“Not banker’s wives with millions of kids.”

“Why not? You act as if you were a hundred and twenty five. Simon is twenty nine, not ninety nine.”

“I have a wedding dress to sort out when I have time to shop for clothes.”

“You won’t find one of those in bloody Asda.”

“Why, have you been looking in there?” I teased.

Her eyes narrowed, “No, but I checked in Tesco for you,” she finished up with a tongue poking. I chose to ignore her.

“Have you looked on line?” She said after thinking for a moment.

“What, on Tesco?”

“No, you muppet, in various bridal shops–there’s quite a few on line.” So that’s what we did. I was astonished at the range available, some of which were pure delight and others, I wouldn’t have been seen dead wearing.

“Do you want a train?”

“I thought we were going by car,” I replied, playing dumb.

Stella glared, “I suppose I asked for that. Oh look at this one.” She pointed to a rather delicious looking dress with a scooped neck and long narrow sleeves which came to a point on the back of the hand. The skirt was quite full and gave way to a short train. “You would look lovely in that.”

“I dunno, Stel, I'd look all arse and tits.”

“So? Simon would enjoy it.”

“I thought he’d be wearing a suit, but I don’t care...”

She slapped me on the arm, “Here, what time have you got to get the girls?”

I glanced at my watch, “Damn, I’ll have to go in a moment–don’t get them on this, we’ll never get the computer back, and I want to make the choice, not them.”

“Okay, okay–keep your ‘air on, missus.”

It was still raining so I pulled on my thin jacket which was supposed to be shower resistant. I wondered if that included wedding showers, whatever they were–something American. Well I wasn’t having one, that was for sure. Once we’d sorted a date, we’d have to ask that little girl from the hospital, Daisy, if she still wanted to be a bridesmaid. Oh boy, why didn’t we just forget it, after all we’ve been married for a few months now–and this would be just a pointless expense.

I was absently walking towards the door when the phone rang. “Hello?”

“Mummy, help.”

“Billie?” My heart almost stopped. “Billie, are you alright?”

“Listen good, bitch,” said a male voice and I felt physically sick. “I got your two girls. If you testify–they die, understand?”

The phone went dead––

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