Jaci and the Dot (with apologies to Pinky and the Brain)

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Jaci and the Dot

Its Jaci and the Dot,

Jaci and the Dot

one admits she's girly, the other says she's not

They're transgender girls

wear dresses give them a twirl

They're Jaci, Jaci and the Dot, Dot, Dot . . .

Before this song is done, their girl germs will be hurled

by the dawning of the sun, they'll girlify the world

They're Jaci and the Dot,

Jaci and the Dot

We'll let you in on the plot

girl germs they have brought

to prove their girly worth

they'll girlify the Earth

They're Jaci, Jaci and the Dot, Dot, Dot, Dot . . .

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Giggling now

WillowD's picture

Thank you Dorothy.

Lol

Daddy dot and jaci are picking on us

we're good girls, honest!

its not our fault we have so many girl germs !

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What the World needs now is ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUaxVQPohlU

What the World needs now is germs, girl germs ...
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What the World needs now is Huggles, sweet Huggles ...
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Dot: "What are we going to do today, Jaci?"
Jaci: "Same thing we do every day, Dot: spread girl germs."

Dot: "And what then, Jaci?"
Jaci: "Spread Huggles."
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Because, for sure, this "boy germs" and Huggles shortage thing is just not working out for the World...

Bennie and The Jets...

SammyC's picture

Billy Schechter would sign you two up immediately and release this as your first single...

Does everyone know that "Bennie and The Jets" by Elton John (lyrics by Bernie Taupin) is about an all-girl glam rock band with David Bowie inflections? Bennie is modeled after Bernie's old girlfriend Sally Bennington, who reportedly was an ultra-hip, ahead of her time gal...someone who'd wear "electric boots" with pinache.

Hugs,

Sammy

electric boots?

giggles. and I'd go see an all-girl glam rock band with Bowie influences

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"Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Jaci?"

laika's picture

"I think so Dot. But I'm not sure Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulaters even come in pink..."

Good luck with your world girlification scheme, Dorothy! It sounds way more fun than being ruled over by some megalomaniac rodent. Here's hoping you girls are more successful than those two plotting mus musculae tend to be. Until then I'll content myself with having your cute little tune to sing along with.
~Poit! Veronica

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What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
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