Extra Body Shampoo
Author’s note: You can blame my friend Olivia Hope Matteo for this bit of silliness.
It started as a typical day.
I got my chores done, which gave me time to let my inner girl out. I was what my transgender friends would call an "egg" -occasional crossdressing in private, but I haven't seen a gender therapist yet - but on my days off I let my inner Olivia out for a while.
I honestly don't do a whole lot once dressed, just imagine what my life would be like if I went full time.
Finally, my “vacation” was over, and since I had put on a little perfume, I decided to go have a shower. I pulled out the new shampoo that was sitting on the shelf in the shower, and briefly glanced at its label, which simply said “Extra Body”. That confused me, and it suddenly occurred to me that I couldn’t remember actually buying it.
I shrugged, and started lathering in the shampoo, and then my eyes swam, and every part of me screamed in pain for a second, and then stopped.
Suddenly, the shower got a LOT more crowded. We both screamed. She ran into the bedroom, and I followed. We stared at each other. I could see her, but I could also see her seeing me... both of us stark naked
It was like she was me; and I was her. We felt everything each other felt.
She broke the stunned silence. "Hey, grab us some towels!!!" Shocked out of my reverie, I went to the linen closet. She took the fluffy blue towel I gave her, and I grabbed a green one for myself.
Right then my TV turned on, and while the picture was blurry, the voice was quite clear.
It said, “Don’t panic. Assistance is on its way.”
Bizarrely we both calmed down, and we sat on the bed together side by side, holding hands, waiting for whatever “assistance” was going to show up.
We sat in silence for a moment, and then I asked her, "So... what happens now?!?" I could feel both of our thoughts in my head, and I somehow knew that she could, too.
“Well, one for sure,” she replied, "We're NOT using the conditioner."
End.
Comments
Cute...
One cute little story.
Thanks for the smile.
But I think I would need some of that Shampoo.!
Loving Hugs tmf
glad I could give you a smile
huggles!
Okay what just happened here, Dorothy?
I know you don't like to drag your stories out or clutter them up with lengthy exposition but I've read it twice and I'm still not sure of even the physical particulars of what just transpired. Did he turn female and then split in two, or did he remain physically male and she's the corporeal manifestation of his female side? I need to know, because if you plan to continue this I'll forget about it, but if you don't I'd like your permission to knock out a 1000-2000 word sequel called (tentatively...) ME, MYSELF AND HER.
Anyway, fun little bit of squeaky clean bathtime bizarreness;
A welcome bit of levity while I wait to find out
what the next 4 years will bring...
~hugs, Veronica
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
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write the sequel
My impression is he remained male - perhaps she has all of his feminine side, but them becoming girly twins could be cool too ...
Hmmm. I remember a science
Hmmm. I remember a science fiction story from years ago where a man was in control of his son as well, then every child he had shared thoughts with him. I wonder if this is the beginning of the same sort of dynasty.
Very interesting premise, Dot!
Hugs!
Rosemary
I cant take credit for the premise
my friend Olivia gave me the prompt
Sounds like it might be an
Sounds like it might be an interesting experience. Lol
Hugs!
Rosemary
Good clean fun
That was a super finish, and made me smile Dorothy :)
Teri Ann
"Reach for the sun."
glad I could make you smile
huggles!
Quite frankly I'm a bit worried
about the "assistance" that's coming.
Thanks for the smile.
"we're here to help"
can be good news or bad news, depending. Huggles, and thanks for commenting
Hrmmm...
Okay, I'm really curious now. What would happen if the conditioner was used? Would some conditions be added to the extra body experience?