Fight like a girl

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Fight like a girl

“Hey, fag, I’m gonna beat the snot out of you after school.”

“Fine, but I should warn you, I fight like a girl.”

After the fight .....

(Groans) “Uhhh...+

“I did warn you, I fight like a girl. Specifically, I fight like my sister, who does MMA.”

(more groans) “uhhh...”

Now, next week I expect you to return all the money you’ve bullied from kids, and stop bullying. Get me?”

“Give .... back ... money?”

“Darn straight. Be glad I’m not like you, or you’d be going to school in a skirt.”

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fight like a girl

cute like it it made my day. bet ya he does'nt do it again

I bet he doesnt either

thanks for commenting, digger.

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fight

Really liked it ...wish that it happened to more bullies in this world..... Rock on little one

thanks, Papa!

hugs and purrs from Kitten

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Fight like a Girl

I've often wished I could fight like a girl against my bullies too.

Good twist on that old saying, turning it from a putdown to a badge of pride.

Angel Lisa
(the one that can't fight but has a big mouth sometimes)

I cant fight my way out of a paper bag, myself

Would love to learn to "fight like a girl"

thanks for commenting, Angel Lisa.

Angel Dorothy

(who also cant fight, and has been known to have a big mouth sometimes too)

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I always fought like a girl...

Ole Ulfson's picture

but I kept getting back up and they, being larger and more numerous, had to really bloody me to keep me down. Thing is they never bullied me, but I couldn't stand by when others were being bullied. I'd end up in the nurses office and they'd get a 3 day suspension. Remember the good old days before "Political Correctness"?

I also learned to fight with my mouth like the "Mean girls" and tormented them when they returned!

In retrospect, getting the snot beat out of me doesn't seem like a great plan: But it worked!

Ole

We are each exactly as God made us. God does not make mistakes!

Gender rights are the new civil rights!

I used to face a dozen or so at a time.

so "fighting" was never really an option. Boy was I glad when I got halfway through high school and the bullying stopped ...

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I think it had something to do with me fighting back

I gave a boy a nosebleed in grade 10, and got suspended for 3 days for it, even though I had been terribly provoked. But after I came back to school, I never got physically bullied again.

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One's Own Posterior

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Great, another story about a bully getting his posterior handed to him on a platter.

Both that notion and the alleged insult, "You fight like a girl!" motivated my most recent posting. After being defeated by someone using martial arts kicks, he shouts out, "You fight like a girl!" In part, there's the idea that martial arts has become a girls' activity.

-- Daphne Xu