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Fight like a girl
“Hey, fag, I’m gonna beat the snot out of you after school.”
“Fine, but I should warn you, I fight like a girl.”
After the fight .....
(Groans) “Uhhh...+
“I did warn you, I fight like a girl. Specifically, I fight like my sister, who does MMA.”
(more groans) “uhhh...”
Now, next week I expect you to return all the money you’ve bullied from kids, and stop bullying. Get me?”
“Give .... back ... money?”
“Darn straight. Be glad I’m not like you, or you’d be going to school in a skirt.”
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fight like a girl
cute like it it made my day. bet ya he does'nt do it again
I bet he doesnt either
thanks for commenting, digger.
fight
Really liked it ...wish that it happened to more bullies in this world..... Rock on little one
thanks, Papa!
hugs and purrs from Kitten
Fight like a Girl
I've often wished I could fight like a girl against my bullies too.
Good twist on that old saying, turning it from a putdown to a badge of pride.
Angel Lisa
(the one that can't fight but has a big mouth sometimes)
I cant fight my way out of a paper bag, myself
Would love to learn to "fight like a girl"
thanks for commenting, Angel Lisa.
Angel Dorothy
(who also cant fight, and has been known to have a big mouth sometimes too)
I always fought like a girl...
but I kept getting back up and they, being larger and more numerous, had to really bloody me to keep me down. Thing is they never bullied me, but I couldn't stand by when others were being bullied. I'd end up in the nurses office and they'd get a 3 day suspension. Remember the good old days before "Political Correctness"?
I also learned to fight with my mouth like the "Mean girls" and tormented them when they returned!
In retrospect, getting the snot beat out of me doesn't seem like a great plan: But it worked!
Ole
We are each exactly as God made us. God does not make mistakes!
Gender rights are the new civil rights!
I used to face a dozen or so at a time.
so "fighting" was never really an option. Boy was I glad when I got halfway through high school and the bullying stopped ...
Did you ever work out
Why the bullying stopped?
I think it had something to do with me fighting back
I gave a boy a nosebleed in grade 10, and got suspended for 3 days for it, even though I had been terribly provoked. But after I came back to school, I never got physically bullied again.
Did you ever work out
Why the bullying stopped?
Did you ever work out
Why the bullying stopped?
One's Own Posterior
Great, another story about a bully getting his posterior handed to him on a platter.
Both that notion and the alleged insult, "You fight like a girl!" motivated my most recent posting. After being defeated by someone using martial arts kicks, he shouts out, "You fight like a girl!" In part, there's the idea that martial arts has become a girls' activity.
-- Daphne Xu (a page of contents)
some girls can fight awesomely
and I love it when we can surprise the boys ...