Fight like a girl
“Hey, fag, I’m gonna beat the snot out of you after school.”
“Fine, but I should warn you, I fight like a girl.”
After the fight .....
(Groans) “Uhhh...+
“I did warn you, I fight like a girl. Specifically, I fight like my sister, who does MMA.”
(more groans) “uhhh...”
Now, next week I expect you to return all the money you’ve bullied from kids, and stop bullying. Get me?”
“Give .... back ... money?”
“Darn straight. Be glad I’m not like you, or you’d be going to school in a skirt.”