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Canadian Superhero Battle
Canadian Super-villain (CSV): “I’m terribly sorry, but I’m going to have to ask you to please give me your valuables. Again, I’m sorry”
Canadian Super Hero (CSH): “I’m sorry, but I’m here to stop you. Please put down the weapon and come quietly. Again, I’m so sorry.”
CSV: “I’m sorry, you got me. I surrender. I’m sorry.”
CSH: ” I’m sorry. I’m sure we’ll have you a law-abiding citizen in no time. Again, I’m sorry.”
Reporter: ” I’m sorry, but there was a bit of a crime today. Again, I’m so sorry.”
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i really dont get it
The title nor the story
can you explain please cause honestly no canadian says I'm sorry much if at all.
I'm sorry, Jaci
I often apologize for stuff that's not even my fault. I thought it was my Canadian heritage showing through ...
In England...
Sorry... I was out of order there
Sorry... I genuinely feel for you
Sorry... I'm not sure what you mean
Sorry... Can you say that again, the music's too loud
Sorry... You're the one who isn't looking where they're going, but it'll save us both a great deal of trouble if I pretend I was at fault
Sorry... You think you deserve sympathy, but this is all you're going to get from me
Sorry if I missed any out.
Lked it a lot.... got a good
Lked it a lot.... got a good chuckle from it
HUGS
thanks, Papa
Hugs and purrs ....
Such a polite people those
Such a polite people those Canadians.
that used to be the stereotype, at least
Canadians were supposed to say "please" and "thank you" when getting cash at a ATM machine ....
Isn't Wolverine Candian?
He really doesn't fit the above, although he may just be grumpy because he's lived stateside for too long. :-)
he's short
unlike the movies he like 5'2" and nearly that wide. short people are....
on the other hand, this was a cute little short story, thanks
Hugh Jackman
He's 6' 2" (188cm). Maybe you're confusing him with Tom Cruise!
I saw the movie Wolverine the other day and it's pretty good. He has made the role his own. You can't imagine anyone else playing it.
Joanne
yeah
thats the movie version, Hugh plays him to a tee (except for being a foot too tall)
Wolverine may have been Canadian
but he was created by Americans for an American audience.
actually your all wrong
James Logan was born in America and emigrated to Canada. The experiments done by a branch of the american military even if they were performed in alberta.
The weapon x program was us military, the team formed afterwards, alpha flight, was under the canadian military which has never made any sense whatsoever.
all that Canadian conversation...
... and not so much as even one "eh"? I dunno about the accuracy of that. ;-)
I never realized how polite Canadians were (for the most part), until I travelled to certain other (unnamed) areas of the States. It almost seemed like people went out of their way to be rude.
Heh, I'll just leave this here, eh?
Hark, a Vagrant: 250
...sorry...
(Not Canadian, just friends with a few.)