A D & D poem:
with apologies to Larry Niven and Steven Barnes
Oh, I once had a sword, or a sword had me,
turned my cowardliness into bravery
We had many battles, the sword in the lead
I always hated it, I dont like to bleed
one day I got lucky, could leave the sword behind
deep in a dungeon for some sucker to find
Dont worry now, I still do some good.
I carry a club. No-ego wood!
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Never played Dungeons and Dragons
Nor have I seen it played or know anything beyond it's name. But I still enjoyed your short poem, although I might have been picturing world of Warcraft at the time (which doesn't really work). And of course the Queen of Commenting deserves a few comments on her own work from us mere mortal commenters. Good poem!
P.S. or you just read and add comments on nearly everything I read. Not entirely sure which it is a massive number of comments or you read everything I read.
Who needs a big sword when a
Who needs a big sword when a little stick can do a lot of damage...
just ask a mage :D
I'm told STFU more times in a day than most people get told in a lifetime
Not JUST a d&d poem ...
But a sly parody of a Beatles classic! As a long time Fab Four fan, I recognized the tune quickly! I wonder who else did? I wonder if a Norwegian would? ;)
Ms. DiMaggio, please weigh in here; you love a good song parody as much as anyone I know!
Hugs! - **Sigh**
Sighs are the natural language of the heart.
-Thomas Shadwell
You asked me just
what I thought when I read this today....
So I looked around and mused... oh what the hey?
Yes I could even hear Mrs. Harrison's boy playing the sitar
So "Isn't it good?" is an understatement! Nice one, Dorothy!
Love, Andrea Lena
:) Sung to "Norwegian Wood".
:) Sung to "Norwegian Wood".
Fond memory. Thanks.