A D & D poem:
with apologies to Larry Niven and Steven Barnes
Oh, I once had a sword, or a sword had me,
turned my cowardliness into bravery
We had many battles, the sword in the lead
I always hated it, I dont like to bleed
one day I got lucky, could leave the sword behind
deep in a dungeon for some sucker to find
Dont worry now, I still do some good.
I carry a club. No-ego wood!