Easy As Falling Off A Bike pt 2196

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The Daily Dormouse.
(aka Bike, est. 2007)
Part 2196
by Angharad

Copyright © 2013 Angharad
All Rights Reserved.
  
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‘You big bully, fancy threatening to take Trish’s bracelet back to the shop.

Thanks for the notes, I’m glad all the girls appreciated their loot and I’m pleased you found the locket, corny I know, but Simon thought it was a good idea. It’s for your birthday as well as a thank you for my week with you. I’m not made of money despite what you’ve heard about GP’s pay, it’s nothing like banker’s bonuses — don’t show this to Simon, he’ll foreclose my mortgage.

I’ve learnt a lot from being with you for that few days. There never was a Charlie, was there, it was just a mask for Cathy, a sort of chrysalis for her to emerge from when the time was right, and you did. You make me proud to both know you and to be a woman, despite your own false start on the journey. I can’t believe you were ever anything but female and legit and I’ve known you most of your life, so don’t argue and never let anyone tell you any different, including yourself.

Cathy, you’re one of my dearest friends and I love you like I would a sister, I’m so glad we reconciled the little hiccup we had, I’d have been devastated to have lost you and all my nieces (is Danielle going to stay the course or will I have a nephew with insight into a woman’s perspective?).

I love you all, including that big galoot you married and the old geezer, wotsisname–only joking, plus of course my old sparring partner and her two little dolls. (Is it true you taught one of them to swear just to annoy her mother?).

I’d love to see you again soon as would Kirsty, she sends her love. Oh by the by, the father of her baby has requested and received a transfer to another parish, he’s in Lincolnshire somewhere, pity it wasn’t Siberia.

Love,

Siá¢n
xxx’

I wondered what had happened with the curate chap, unless it was Siá¢n that happened to him. If they met in a bare-knuckled fight, my money would be on the Welsh one–she’d murder him. I suppose I’ll find out the next time we get together.

It was the weekend after she’d gone and the media was full of the dreadful details of this hurricane thing that hit the Philippines. They suggest thousands might be dead or badly injured, mind you with winds approaching two hundred miles an hour and sea surge of ten metres or some such thing, frail things like human bodies would have no chance from the debris it would hurl at them.

I remember seeing a shed roof being bowled across a school field at a rate of knots by a gale force wind. If it had hit anyone, it would have killed them or even cut them in half. The power of the elements is unimaginable and my mind went back to watching the tsunami that hit Japan a couple of years ago. It was like the planes crashing into the World Trade Centre, awful but fascinating: as if you can’t actually believe the evidence of your eyes and can’t tear them away from the wretchedness of the spectacle. If you do it seems to draw them back like some magnetic effect.

I sent some money to MSF, they’re always amongst the first to get anywhere there’s trouble. I wondered how long it would take to organise relief and how many lives would be lost between then and now. The reports on the radio were pitiful and I had tears in my eyes when I walked to the bathroom and had a shower.

I also wondered how long it would be before we acknowledged that this was caused by climate change and that it won’t be the last of these super storms. The climatologists predicted them so surely no one with half a brain can refute the evidence–even former presidents of the US.

“Boo,” said a voice loudly and I nearly had to change my panties. This was followed by a demonic chuckle which could only belong to a certain half-wit genius for whom I was somehow legally responsible–ah, I remember now, I’m her mother.

“Trish Watts, one of these days you’ll give me a heart attack.”

“Don’t worry, Mummy, I’ll fix it for you if I do.” There’s nothing like self-confidence, hers bordered on arrogance, but she was possibly telling the truth, which is even more frightening.

I remembered being told by a much larger boy that I was arrogant and he was going to crush me–we were playing chess. My response, an angelic smile and a declaration of check mate in three. He fell apart and I did it in two. He demanded a rematch and I offered him one then and there. He was so angry, I beat him again, quite easily. I then smiled at him said quite matter of fact, “If you’ve got it flaunt it.”

He waited for me after school with a gang of his mates, I did contemplate running away or going home by the long route. Instead I developed the idea of street fighting where everything is a weapon.

He stood there challenging me to fight him, I walked towards him asking why he wanted to fight. He told me because I cheated at chess. How can you cheat at chess? I ridiculed him and he just got angrier and angrier, calling me a bitch and other derogatory female names. I told him to go home and learn some better words.

“Or what? What are you gonna do about it?”

The only weapon to hand was my schoolbag. He walked towards me and I threw it to him, thereby momentarily taking his hands away from me. I then stepped round him and kicked him behind his knee. He fell down dropping my bag, I kicked him in his back and his face hit the ground. I picked up my bag and walked away. Some of his friends were going to sort me out but Mr Whitehead appeared and they all seemed to fade away.

The next day he sent for me. “You’re very lucky there isn’t a policeman waiting to talk to you, you damaged the ligaments in his knee.”

“He was the one who wanted to fight, I told him I wasn’t interested.”

“I saw it happen and I also heard that you’d humiliated him at chess. Why didn’t you run away like you usually do?”

“Because he’d have come after me or this would have happened until he either hurt me or stopped him.”

“That was a high risk strategy, Watts, he could have killed you?”

“He could only do it once.”

Mr Whitehead shook his head. “So girly Watts takes out a large thug in the hope that others might leave her alone; is that it?”

I made a deliberately feminine gesture with my hair, flipping it back and repositioning the scrunchie and shrugged. “Go on, get out of my office, just don’t try it again, next time you might not be so lucky, Charlotte.” I walked away and thinking back over what had happened, he was probably right. I always avoided fights after that, although I still got the odd beating many of the bullies stayed away from me.

I later heard the kid I’d kicked had an operation on his knee–sad but his own fault. His was the arrogance that caused his downfall not mine, he was over confident that he would flatten me without breaking a sweat that he didn’t think I might start the attack with something nasty. He was lucky, later on I learnt you kick at the knee cap and if you displace it, you can cripple them. Yeah, this wasn’t schoolboy stuff, I was a pocket assassin, it was just that none of us knew it–just as well.

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