Easy As Falling Off A Bike pt 2143

The Daily Dormouse.
(aka Bike, est. 2007)
Part 2143
by Angharad

Copyright © 2013 Angharad
All Rights Reserved.
  
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Simon phoned and asked how I was doing and just in passing–when I was I planning to come home.

“But I am home, I’m the mistress of Stanebury, remember?”

“Technically, yes.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?” I snapped back wondering if he’d done something I didn’t know about.

“I mean the mistress in actuality is Mrs Cuddy, she runs the place.”

“What about Mr Dunstan?”

“He’s like you, thinks he’s in charge, but in reality...”

“Mrs Cuddy is the boss.”

“Um–yes, sorry, Babes.”

“You realise this could cause me to relapse and I might be here another month.”

“You can’t, you have university to run.”

“They have professors to do that.”

“The one I know tends to do what you tell him.”

“Of course he does if he has any sense. Are you trying to show me some parallel here?”

“Meee?”

I wasn’t sure I liked Simon when he understood what was going on, he tended to say or do sensible things and that sometimes interfered with my plans. “Yes you, mister.”

“I was just calling to see how ma wifey is?”

“A little better each day, Danielle has been doing a sterling job helping to look after Lizzie, bathing her and bottle feeding her, taking her out in the pram and playing with her.”

“Tell her well done from me.”

“You can tell yourself,” I handed the phone to Danni and she chatted with her dad for a few minutes. She handed me back the handset and he’d rung off.

“He told me to be careful with the boys.”

“He’s your dad, it’s what they do.”

“I can hardly get pregnant, can I?”

“No, but there are other things that can happen.”

“You mean nasty diseases–they go on about those in school.”

“I was thinking more that if Richard discovers you’re not quite what it seems to say on the tin, he might want his money back and give you a beating in lieu of it.”

“Oh, you don’t think he would, do you?”

“Danni, I don’t know–you’re the one who was dancing with him, you’re the one who’s been kissing him. If you lead him on too far he might get upset.”

“I told him I don’t do sex.”

“Just make sure your body and your mouth say the same things.”

“What d’you mean?” She looked perplexed.

“Think about it, but if you’re saying no sex and kissing him passionately, he might think you’re undecided and try to get you to change your mind.”

“I don’t think so, he’s nice,” she blushed as she spoke tending to suggest she had some real feelings for the boy. If we’d been staying longer it might have worried me, but we’ll be home in a week at most.

“Just be careful.”

“I will.”

“So you’ve bathed Lizzie have you?”

“Yes, Mummy, and put on the outfit you told me to.”

“Good girl, so you’re taking her out are you?”

“Yes.”

“And meeting Richard?”

“I don’t know, he’s in school.”

“It’s his lunch time–be careful my girl.”

“I will, Mummy.” She pecked me on the cheek and went off with the baby in the pram.

I lay there fretting, Danni can be a bit of a worry at times. I tried to surround her with blue light but I didn’t really feel strong enough to think it would be very effective. “Goddess protect you,” I said to myself and felt the room go colder. Nothing else happened, so I added, “Thank you.” A few minutes later, the temperature returned to normal.

With nothing better to do, I sat and mused upon what had just happened. “I don’t believe in supernatural things because I feel they’re natural things we haven’t yet understood or explained. Having said that, I’ve experienced a number of things which seem to verge on what others would describe as supernatural including being told I was one of the Shekinah’s angels. If that was the case, how come I’m ill–I didn’t think angels got ill. Shows how much I know doesn’t it?

I tried reading my book–the one by TS Learner–I still chuckle at the author’s name but fell asleep, Danni waking me up when she brought Lizzie back for her feed. I took her and opened my top for her to suckle and nearly dropped her. Her nose was freezing against my warm breast.

As she suckled Danni took off her coat and the sat down so she could watch us. “I wish I could do that,” she sighed.

“If you did you’d have to wear a bra all the time and would likely have quite big breasts.”

“It would be worth it to be able to do that, it looks so–so amazing.”

“It’s the most natural thing in the world, an adult feeding a baby.”

“An adult woman,” she corrected, “an’ not all of those can do it.”

“No sadly they can’t, mind you not all of them want to do it.”

“I would if I were a proper girl.”

“You might feel differently if you were.”

“No I wouldn’t, I’d feel the same.”

This was the aspect of having teens that I didn’t like the insistence that they’re always right and that they tend to see things in black and white. I decided not to argue because she wouldn’t listen and it would only make things worse and I need her on board for the moment to help with the baby.

“Why don’t you ask Richard over for tea or dinner one night?”

“Could I–that would be ace, Mummy.” Then after a moment’s thought she added, “He won’t get the wrong idea will he, meeting my Mummy?”

“As I’m unlikely to end up as his mother in law, I doubt it, besides your father is the one whose job it is to frighten potential suitors.”

“Suitors–what’s that?”

“Don’t they teach you anything at that school?”

“Yeah, football and cricket.”

“Have you done no history or Shakespeare plays?”

“Yeah we read some of Twelfth Night.”

“Were there any suitors in that?”

“I dunno, I nearly fell asleep.”

Philistine. “Suitors are would be marriage partners.”

“Jeez–Mummy, I’m not marrying a boy.”

“Not yet you can’t, you’re too young but in a few years time you could.”

“I’m a boy too, remember?”

“Somewhere inside there it’s rumoured there’s a boy, why?”

“Well, boys don’t marry other boys, do they?”

“They will be able to soon.”

“Nah, you’re joking.”

“I’m not, sweetheart, this government in between destroying the economy and bashing badgers has introduced a same sex marriage bill.”

“What two boys can get married?”

“Or two girls.”

“Crikey.”

“Still want Richard to dinner?”

“You said I was too young.”

“Not for dinner, but you are for sex and marriage.”

“Duh.” She walked off shaking her head, “You’re nuts,” she said as she went through the door. I wondered what took her so long to work that out.

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