Easy As Falling Off A Bike pt 1096.

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The Daily Dormouse.
(aka Bike)
Part 1096
by Angharad

Copyright © 2010 Angharad
All Rights Reserved.
  
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The baby was gurgling and shrieking, and I was crying when Stella staggered in, “D’you know what time it is?” she growled at us.

“Look, Stella, look,” I pointed at my wet nightie.

“Look at what, she’s been sick down you has she?”

“No, here, you hold her a moment.” I passed the baby to her, then pulled off my nightie, standing there in a just a pair of panties. “Look,” I repeated and squeezed my nipple and a drop of fluid appeared at its tip.

She dabbed a finger against it and my nipple hardened and another drip appeared. She tasted her finger, “Hmm, I think it’s milk–have you been on anything, like FSH?”

It took a moment for me to understand what she meant, “No, nor prolactin,” I shrugged and two drips of milk fell from my breasts.

“Here,” she handed me back the baby who latched onto my breast and began sucking. For a moment it felt very uncomfortable as if they were being turned inside out, then that eased, presumably as the milk began to flow and became almost pleasurable.

I sat on the bed feeling a lovely sort of exhilarated bemusement with this wonderful baby sucking and chewing on my nipple. Stella picked up my nightdress and draped it around my shoulders.

“Are you sure you haven’t been taking anything?”

“No, I swear it seems to have just happened.”

“Did your breasts feel funny or anything, swollen or tender?”

“I can’t honestly say I noticed–hang about, my bra felt a bit tight when I dressed yesterday, so I changed it for another one–but that happens sometimes.”

“It happens to biological females, why should it happen to you? You don’t get periods, do you–or do you?”

“No, of course not. But my body sometimes feels like it has its own rhythm or cycle–I mean I feel randy every so often, or grumpy.”

“Just like a menstrual cycle–but no menses?”

“I wish–no. Just the bloating and mood changes.”

“So what’s caused this–and don’t tell me your blue light did it?”

“I have no idea,” I swapped the baby to my other breast, “Ouch, you little bugger, don’t bite.”

Stella chuckled an evil laugh.

“Well I had this funny dream last night.”

Stella yawned, “Go on, I’ll buy it.”

“No–seriously, it was weird, seriously weird.” I went on and described what I could remember from the earlier slumber.

“What was this fairy or angel’s name?” she asked me.

“Sheck or something like that only longer.”

“Shrek, oh that is so funny–she wasn’t ten feet tall and green was she?” Stella fell backwards on the bed causing the bed to vibrate which in turn woke up the baby and she began suckling again.

“Shek, not Shrek, you idiot, something like, Shek-nah, no Shekhinah that was it, Shekhinah.”

“Where did you dream that up from?” Stella wasn’t impressed by my dreams, “Not the same place as the one when you were crawling under your bed trying to find your bike?”

“How d’you know about that one? I’ll murder Simon when he comes home.”

“He’ll be pleased about the express dairies,” she laughed.

“He can get his own, this is all reserved for wee yin, here.” I stroked her head and she began suckling again.

“Did she fall asleep?” Stella laughed at the baby.

“I could murder a cuppa, Stel.” I said hinting strongly.

“All right, I’m not going to get much more sleep now anyway. I’ll bring Pud down and we can change them in the kitchen and have tea at the same time.”

So that is what we did. I popped on a bra and shoved some tissues in the cups and pulled on a top and a pair of jogging bottoms. My breasts felt really strange, like they’d had the centres sucked out of them–I suppose they had in some ways. I was still bemused when I got down and Stella had Puddin’ on the changing mat and was putting a new nappy on her.

“Phwoar, she doesn’t smell too fresh, Stella.”

“Neither would you if you’d spent all night in the same nappy.”

“I’ve had these panties on all night and I don’t smell like that,” I accused jokingly.

“I see, I suppose you and Baby Cheeses there, along with Shrek-wossit, have clean dry nappies.”

“Um–not quite, little Katie here, has done a whoopsie–lovely, looks like mustard.”

“I’ll bet it doesn’t smell like mustard.”

“Mustard gas, maybe,” I laughed dumping the nappy liner in the bin then putting the nappy in the bucket of nappy cleanser.

We sipped teas and chatted while I burped baby C and Stella fed Puddin’. Puddin’ was now having some solids as well as milk, and she had grown quite a bit compared to the small size of my charge.

I laid my baby down in her carrycot and she went off to sleep again, and Stella popped Puddin’ in the high chair, where she played with a spoon and the empty dish of whatever puree she’d been eating. Stella sat at my computer and asked for the name of the creature in my dream. I told her and she typed it into Google, apparently there are several ways of spelling it.

“What did you find?” I asked unable to see the screen from where I was sitting.

“You didn’t make the name up did you?”

“I have no idea–why?”

“You must have heard or read it somewhere,” she asserted.

“I could have done, why?”

“Well, if that weird dream of yours wasn’t just eating too much cheese...”

“I didn’t have any cheese yesterday, did I? No, I didn’t.”

“Like I said, if any of that was more than just a weird dream...”

“Yeah–well come on–tell me what you’ve found,” I urged her.

“Your little friend with the green headlights is heavy stuff.”

“What are you on about?”

“It’s Hebrew-Judaism stuff.”

“What Lillith and that sort?”

“No more fundamental than that, the Shekhinah is the feminine principle of the godhead.”

“What does that mean?” I was even more confused.

“The female face of God.”

“In Hebrew mythology,” I asserted determined not to take the religious stuff seriously, “it’s just a myth, a fairytale–and they talk to the universal unconscious. It’s all archetype stuff–Freud and Jung–that’s all it is.”

“Yeah sure, so you meet this goddess in your dream and the next moment you’re carrying more milk than a five gallon churn. Coincidence, or what?”

“It’s pure coincidence–the dream was all archetype stuff, going down into the unconscious, a full moon, gateways, olive and fig trees. All well known symbolism, that’s all it was. The lactation may or may not last, and could have been caused by all sorts of things.”

“Including Divine intervention?” Stella looked quite serious.

“No–that I don’t accept–for starters, how could something that doesn’t exist in any shape or form intervene? No way.”

“I suppose if you allowed the possibility of it, they’d throw you out of the Richard Dawkins fan club,” teased Stella.

“Yeah, that too.”

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