Easy As Falling Off A Bike pt 1014.

The Daily Dormouse.
(aka Bike)
Part 1014
by Angharad

Copyright © 2010 Angharad
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“Are we going to see Maureen, now?” asked Julie.

“That was the plan.” I spoke as we walked towards the ward she was on. “Of course we might not recognise her because she’s had some plastic surgery.”

“Yes, she was badly beaten wasn’t she?”

“The brutality shown by those morons was indescribable,” I felt my anger rising and walked on quickly to try and abate it. “Still if she’s back in Pompey, then her neurological stuff must be okay.”

“Yeah, Mummy, or she’d still be in Southampton, wouldn’t she?”

“Well that’s my reasoning.” I felt more guilt than anything–I’d not been to Southampton as much as I’d liked. Still I suppose the episode with the bandits had taken some of my attention.

We entered the ward asked for Maureen and were directed to a private room. We walked to it, knocked and entered, “Only the posh can afford private rooms,” I said as we wandered in.

Our mood changed moments later. Maureen was sitting in a wheelchair, with a bag attached to a catheter. Her face was still bruised but actually looked much better than when I’d last seen it.

“Well look who’s ‘ere?” she said and Julie rushed to hug her. “Hello, ma’am, good to see you again.”

I walked over and kissed her on the cheek, “You too, you look a bit better than the last time I saw you.”

“Probably, the surgeon was pretty clever, given me some cheekbones and a narrower jaw line.”

“So I see, yes very good. What’s with the wheelchair?”

“Yeah, that I’m still coming to terms with it, ma’am, you’re goin’ to ‘ave to tell your pa in law, I can’t do ‘is banks.”

“Why?” asked Julie.

“I’m afraid the ol’ legs don’t work no more.”

“Why?”

“They’re not quite sure, can’t decide whether it’s me back or me brain. I said it’s gotta be me back ‘cos me brain’s never worked.”

Julie tittered, then I saw a tear run down her face, “Can you fix her, Mummy?”

“I don’t know, sweetheart, I can but try.”

“Try what?” asked Maureen.

“Mummy does miracles, don’t you, Mummy–I can help, too.”

I ran my hands over Maureen’s head and down her back, which was difficult in the chair. “No, it’s no good, I can’t feel what I’m after, could you lie on the bed?”

“Yeah, if you gi’s an ‘and.”

Julie and I helped Maureen pull herself out of the chair and on to the bed, Then we hauled her over on to her face. I then scanned her spine with my hands. “It’s here, something’s happened here,” I prodded her lumbar area.

“I bashed it when I was a youngster, fell down some steps on my first ship, HMS Portsmouth, believe it or not?”

“So it’s an old injury–I don’t know if I can do much for that, Maureen.”

“Please, Mummy you must try, I’ll help if I can.”

“Okay, sweetheart, you hold Maureen’s hands, and see if we can get a two pronged attack going.”

I watched as Julie held on to her friend’s much larger hands. Then I placed my hands on Maureen’s lower back and she jumped.

“Bloody ‘ell that’s ‘ot,” she said between clenched teeth.

“Is it? Sorry, I don’t have much control over things.” I kept firing in the energy.

“Oh, it’s not so bad now. Just like you lit a fire on me back.”

“Yeah, only a small fire though, in case it sets off the smoke detectors,” I joked.

I worked on the affected part then moved up and down a little from that site to work on other bits.

“Cor, that’s cold, ma’am.”

“Sorry, Maureen, I don’t have a temperature regulator. Okay, that’s it for now.”

We turned her over on her back and she looked at me peculiarly. “What have you done?”

“Nothing much, why?”

“I can feel a bit in me feet.”

“Don’t tell anyone who did it.”

“Why, what’s gonna ‘appen.”

“I’m not entirely sure, what I’ve tried to do is weld the nerve fibres together again.”

“So why couldn’t the surgeons have done that?”

I shrugged and Julie said, “Because they’re not angels, Mummy is.”

“Let’s see them wings, then?” Maureen smiled at me.

“I need to go, I’m afraid–I feel shattered. I’ll be back tomorrow to see if I can do any more.”

“Can I come too?” asked Julie.

“Probably, we’ll have to see–if you do you’ll need to give me a hand round the house.”

“Yeah, course I will.”

“Oh we brought you some nighties, any washing to do?”

“No ma’am, Tamsin’s doin’ that for me. Thanks for what you done.”

“Do you need any books or anything to read.”

“Nah, I’m struggling with one already.”

“I picked it up, goodness, The Republic.”

“Who’s that by?” asked Julie.

“Plato.”

“Who?” asked Julie.

“A Greek philosopher died about 350BC.”

“347, ma’am.”

“What nearly two and half thousand years ago?” Julie’s maths was better than her general knowledge, slightly. “So what did he philosophee–ise, then?”

“Lots of moral stuff, was concerned with concepts of controlling the emotions with the mind and stuff like that.”

“How come, I’ve never heard of him?”

“Ever had a platonic friendship?”

“Yeah, course.”

“That comes from Plato.”

“Oh, hey that’s kewl.”

“Arguably the more progressive forms of most religions are neo-platonism.”

“Crikey, Mummy, you know everything, don’t you?”

“Far from it. If you asked me detailed questions, I couldn’t give you many answers, but I know a little about lots of things.”

“I think you’re so clever and wise.” Julie put her arm around mine in a partly proprietary manner. “And my loco parent.”

“Hey less of the loco.” I smacked Julie on the bum and she squeaked, then laughed. “So what’s with the philosophy?” I asked, rather rudely I thought afterwards.

“I thought if I can’t use me body, better make me brain a bit quicker, an’ Tamsin ‘ad this book so she brung it in f’ me. Funny thing is, one of the docs is a bit of a toffee-nose, well, since ‘e seen me readin’ Plato, ‘is attitude ‘as changed. Asked me what I thought of proost. I thought ‘e meant some French beer–one of them gnat’s pee ones, so I told ‘im I thought it was a bit watery.”

I burst out laughing, “What did he say to that?”

“Not a lot but he said ‘e found it very heavy, and ‘e left ‘cos the consultant came round. Anyway, ma’am what’s so funny?”

“Proust is a rather verbose Frenchman, who was a novelist and sort of philosopher, very into Existentialism.”

“Oh, I done the wrong thing then.”

“No, if you told him you thought Proust was a lightweight, he’s probably too frightened to ask you why, in case he can’t understand your answer.”

At this we all had a good laugh, and then Julie and I helped Maureen back into the chair and left.

“Is she gonna get better?”

“I don’t know, sweetheart, I hope so, but I’m not sure–I’ll keep trying though.”

“Thank you, Mummy,” she said pulling my arm round her as we walked back to the car.

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