Vital Statistics
“Honey, can you come here for a minute? “
“What is it, dear?”
“When ... did I get breasts?”
Long pause ...
“Hmmm ... about six months after starting hormones, so about a year ago, now.”
“Yeah, that sounds right, Stupid medical forms, anway.”
End.
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ok, I'll bite.......
I don't really get it, maybe it's just me being dense tonight? Dottie, help? Loving Hugs Popcorn Lady
Its just supposed to be a bit funny
The reader is encouraged to believe that the breasts were unexpected, then we find out they were welcomed.
Huggles anyway, Popcorn lady.