Easy As Flying In A Saucer.
by Bonzi (The baddest cat ever!)
part: 300 plus all Bonzi's toes.

"I am so sick of smoked salmon," said the complaining voice down the phone.

"Send it to me then, I love it."

"The bread is sticking to the phone."

"Pity, can't you digitise it and send it by email?"

"Nah, haven't got a 'puter in 'ere, 'ave I?"

Easy As Falling For a Bike (I did last week!)
by: Angharad wyth-beiciau.(Hope it's grammatical).
part:314

I rode home as hard and fast as I could, I had a lot to do to regain my previous fitness levels. I was hot and bothered when I got home, Tom was there working on his computer. He looked up at me and asked, "What happened to you?"

"I got attacked by a fruit salad, why?"

Sister's Pet - 3
by Heulwen  

"I loved it," I said, almost beaming at the memory," except the bit at the beginning"

"Yes, your sister is a bitch sometimes," he said, " do you want to go again?"

"I'd love too," I replied and moved discretely close to him and briefly touched his hand.

Easy As Falling Off A Bike
by Angharad
part: guess what, 26 doz!

On the way home we went to the university, where I checked up on my babies. Spike seemed happy to see me, or maybe it was the brazil nut she nibbled while I held her. I was pretty sure she was pregnant again, so she was making her regular contribution to the captive breeding programme.

Easy As Falling Off A Bike
by Angharad, illustrations by Bonzi.
part 309.

After dinner, I shut the last item in the dishwasher and sunk into the chair. Ever since the incident in the supermarket, Stella had hovered around me, like a giant mosquito. It was getting on my nerves and I was desperately trying not to say anything I'd regret.

"Are you tired, Cathy?"

Easy As Falling Off a Bike
by Angharad
part 308.

I awoke with a start, Stella was hanging on to me like a limpet with fingers, it was actually hurting me. She was whimpering too, and as hot as a furnace, my back was sweltering and my nightdress was sticking to my sweaty skin.

Easy As Falling Off A Bike
by Angharad
part:307

After showering and dressing, I felt a bit less dopey. Things had gone better than I'd imagined regarding the funeral. Stella seemed to be much better, although I was hardly aware that she had slept with me all night.

Easy As Calling For A Mic.
by Angharad Bonzifeeder
part:305

I called Stella and asked her to bring some jewellery with her for me to look at. While Simon was still in the shower, I dressed and rushed down to the cleaners with my suit, the blouse I could press myself.

Easy As Falling For A Dyke.
by:Bonzi 'n' 'is mum.
part:302

I slept like a log, which wasn't terribly good because Simon made noises like a chain-saw much of the night. Actually, I slept okay, but we were up early to go to Bath.

Easy As Crawling Through A Pipe.
by: A&B
part: tri-centenary edition.

"Cathy, how good to hear from you, when can we get together again?"

"Would you like to come around this evening?"

"Would I ever?" said Des gleefully.

"Good, I'll tell Simon to order for three of us."

"What?"

"We're having a Chinese take away, so we can devote time to talking about the film."

Easy As Biking in the Fall.
by Angharad
part:300-2

"So who do you think could have done it?" The copper had asked and I'd related my serious spat with Mrs Soames the previous day. They went and talked with her and she was not impressed.

She came to my front door and ranted at me for several minutes.

Fitting In - Reflection 1
By Carol Allen

"Are you sure about this Nige," I asked," I thought you couldn't bear girls?"

He kissed me again before answering.

"You're different"

TRAGEDY OF THE SPIRIT PART 32

AFTERMATH

 ©2008 PRAIRIE_GIRL_64

Easy As Falling Off A Bank
by Angharad y Peswch.
part:300-5 and counting.

We parted from Melvin who thoroughly enjoyed his 'friend's' discomfort. As we got in the car, Simon said, "I hadn't realised you were such a tease."

"I wouldn't have said boo to a goose before I met you and Stella."

Easy As Falling Off A Bike
by Angharad
part: 291.

We left the solicitor's office and watched the rain from the porch. I was rather glad I'd worn my mac, but I didn't have my umbrella nor a hat, with me.

"Well the bank is shut now anyway, but the pub is open, let's go over there and see if the rain stops," suggested Simon.

Easy Way To A Cat's Heart.
by Bonzi translated by She (yes, the cat's mother!).
part: 290

"How are we going to be able to see what's in it? The account is closed isn't it?"

"Oh bum!" said Simon. "I thought you had power of attorney."

"I do, but that only lasts as long as he's alive and the account needs administering."

"Damn! Who's the executor?"

"His solicitor."

"Who is?"

Easy As Taking Candy From A Baby.
by Angharad (Bonzi's out killing things!)
part: 24 dozen (it is too gross!)

Easy As Getting Wet.
by Bonzi in boots.
part: 287. (nearly 24 dozen or is that two gross?)

We slept almost as soon as we got to bed, or at least I did. Despite my naps, I was exhausted. At some point during the night, I remember Simon waking me, I was crying in my sleep apparently.

It was lovely to wake with him still there, instead of dashing off to work. I looked at the clock, it was nearly eight o'clock. He was snoring gently as he lay on his back, his arm draped across my leg. I moved it gently without disturbing him and lay on my side, my head raised upon my elbow, watching him.

Hannah tries to fend off cabin fever while she waits for Detective Johnson to finally catch the ever elusive Joey. But will he be caught in time?

Easy As Falling Off A Bike
by Angharad
part:284

"Can't they make you Emeritus Professor?" I asked.

"Not if they want to save pennies."

"This is just so unfair," I felt tears coming to my eyes, "I was looking forward to working with you for years to come."

"Look, I might be prejudging the issue, they are looking to save money and we have to consider where the axe might fall."