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Jeannie and Claire - Part 4 - In Her Eyes

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Jeannie and Claire Part Four
In Her Eyes

 
by Andrea Lena DiMaggio

 

She stares through my shadow
She sees something more
Believes there's a light in me
She is sure
And her truth makes me stronger
Does she realize
I awake every morning
With her strength by my side



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The Transformation of Gwri - Part 6 of 10


Part 6 of 10

Woven belt;
Foul betrayal will be felt.
Servitude will then result,
‘til vanity’s fault is dealt.

With his friends placed into the sleep of the ages, by Fintan Mac Gabhann, a minion of the mischievous Goban Saor, Gwri is forced to serve them in their plot to strike back at Brarn the Reaver. Set before him was six tasks to gather six items. This is the tale of the fourth of those tasks.



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Once the Hero Part 10

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Kiloton Returns!


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Dream Vacation

Karen sends Dan away to be cured of his guilty transvestism.

Dream Vacation

by Vickie Tern

Copyright © 06/20/2009 by Vickie Tern


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A Girl Can But Dream: Part 1

A Girl Can But Dream

by Tanya Allan

 
David buries his wife after she loses her fight against cancer. He is nearly 50, and their children are now grown up, so he breaks the news that he is going to undertake that which he wanted to do for as long as he could remember — a sex change. He had struggled with his transsexuality all his life, but his love for his wife and respect for her meant he just played the hand that he had been dealt, up to now, that is.

Meanwhile, in the USA, grizzled Police Chief John Collingwood comes to near breaking point. Stressed from his job, his grief over his dead wife, and the despair of near alcoholism, he embarks on a trip to the UK with his brother to seek out his family tree.

Two very different people find a very different future, they also find each other...

but will it work?



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This story is 156 words long.

Any Job in a Storm: Chapter 9

Julie discovers a new side to herself as well as experiencing many hidden aspects of society
including fetishism, bondage and then a much darker aspect -
abduction and slavery.

 

Any Job in a Storm
Chapter 9 - Kidnapped

by Maddy Bell

Copyright © 2003 Maddy Bell
All Rights Reserved.


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Gaby Book 6 Chapter *37* Racing Hearts

Gaby Book 6 - Girls, Girls, Girl?
Chapter *37* Racing Hearts
by Maddy Bell



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Easy As Falling Off A Bike pt 911.

Wuthering Dormice
(aka Bike)
Part 911
by Angharad

Copyright © 2010 Angharad
All Rights Reserved.
  
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Totally Insane 31 - Lamentations.


Totally Insane 31–Lamentations.

by Angharad

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Feminizer disease takes my body over - Chapter 21

I slipped back into my all-in-one girdle. Steve could not take his eyes off me while I was dressing. I was thinking maybe he would like to wear one of these girdles. He loves bras so much. He said to me after I got my nylons hooked, "Terri you are one beautiful woman. I could watch you dress everyday. I love the way you bend over and gently adjust your breasts into your cups. I love your lingerie so much. You wear that foundation beautifully."

Feminizer Disease Takes My Body Over
Chapter 21
By Terry Hansay


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The Green Fog~3

I was awoken by something wet on my face and the smell of bad breath…

Angel

The Green Fog
By



Susan Brown



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Toil & Trouble - 1 - Guidance

Toil & Trouble
A Venus Cursed! Story
by Saless
 
Chapter 1 — Guidance


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Easy As Falling Off A Bike pt 910.

Wuthering Dormice
(aka Bike)
Part 910
by Angharad

Copyright © 2010 Angharad
All Rights Reserved.
  
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Two Little...Boys?

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Two Little...Boys?
by mittfh
 
Copyright © 2010 Ben Norwood.
Creative Commons License

Otherwise known as the perils of listening to Desert Island Discs en-route into work, followed by a very quiet afternoon on the helpdesk...

Oh, and in my desire to always "do something different", I've tried writing this entirely in the present tense. On reflection, I'm not entirely convinced the concept works. Oh well.



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Tranquility-Sorcerer/ Sorceress C-07-37

Chapter 07

One young boy has used his training link to check on his mother, for with him gone there is no one to do the work with her. He has been worried she may not be well. The link worked satisfactorily, to his mother's surprise and joy at seeing her son working magic. If he completes his training then she will be cared and provided for as long as she continues to live or until she takes another husband. Meanwhile, however, times are difficult.



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Someday

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Someday


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An Apprentice needs help 10

The day of the competition accelerates. The models move to the salon "Blonde Ambition" where the colouring is at last applied. The boy's supposedly hidden secret is discovered but not betrayed and Karen's plans for the style are revealed.

An Apprentice Needs Help

by Wannabe ginger

chapter 10



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The Cliffside Heroine : Chapter 1 Girls will be Girls

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The Cliffside Heroine
 © Nick B 2010

Prologue

Edited, as always, by the fantastic Gabmeister

Somebody once said that this couldn’t happen by accident, but then I suppose that all depends upon the circumstances of the accident doesn’t it?

I’ve looked up the definition of the word ‘accident’, and according to the information I’ve found, it goes as follows:

An undesirable or unfortunate event that occurs unintentionally and usually results in harm, injury, damage, loss, casualty or mishap.

I can’t honestly say what follows was entirely accidental because it had been planned–I just didn’t know that at the time. However, it was what followed the part that had been planned, which is really what I define as accidental.

Whatever, it’s the nearest thing I can think of that can possibly explain how I came to be in the predicament I was in, suffering the mishap if you will and looking back, the memories of that holiday leave me with a certain warm fuzziness, but that’s not how it felt at the time…



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XX/XY part 2

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XX/XY
Part 2

by Dorothy Colleen

Copyright © 2010 Dorothy Colleen
All Rights Reserved.


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So, Here I Am - Chapter 2

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So, Here I Am
by Hilltopper

CHAPTER 2

I started first grade with some trepidation. All during kindergarten, I had been treated more or less as a girl. Our grade school went from first to sixth grade. That meant there would be a lot of boys much older than me. This could be bad if they perceived me to be less than a boy. I reasoned that I needed to try to be a better boy.



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Easy As Falling Off A Bike pt 909.

Wuthering Dormice
(aka Bike)
Part 909
by Angharad

Copyright © 2010 Angharad
All Rights Reserved.
  
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The Chosen~4

Things became somewhat muddled for me after that. I remember crying–a lot. Ms Jones tried to comfort me, but my brain was overloading with frightening thoughts of what my parents might be experiencing...

Angel

The Chosen
By

Susan Brown



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The XX-Factor: Chapter 6 - The Evolution of Christy McGee

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...He'd spent a lot of time thinking about the sorts of things that he'd seen the other students do during their team exercise and had more than once wondered what it would be like to join them. He'd had his doubts about whether or not his powers were even in the same league as theirs, but today's events had proved that he really could do it.

The XX-Factor
Chapter Six - The Evolution of Christy McGee

by Woggie

Copyright  ©2003 Woggie
Revised edition: February 12, 2010



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Ovid 06: The Developer

Ovid
Ovid VI: The Developer

by The Professor (circa 1998)

A real estate mogul who wants to change Ovid
is stopped by the ‘good’ Judge.

The mogul’s son is changed
and given a new chance at life.



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Cresswell Industries -26-27-

Factories make--things? A sinister story of revenge and slavery.

Cresswell Industries
Chapters 26 - 27

by Keshara

Copyright © 2002 Keshara Narme
All Rights Reserved.


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Whore

A man wakes up one morning to find he's not only a whore at breakfast with other beautiful whores, he's a high-earning whore in a high-end brothel!
He, now she, sets out to find how this happened.

Whore

by Vickie Tern

Copyright © 09/23/2009 by Vickie Tern


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Any Job in a Storm: Chapter 8

Julie discovers a new side to herself as well as experiencing many hidden aspects of society
including fetishism, bondage and then a much darker aspect -
abduction and slavery.

 

Any Job in a Storm
Chapter 8 - Munich

by Maddy Bell

Copyright © 2003 Maddy Bell
All Rights Reserved.


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Gaby Book 6 Chapter *36* Race Time

Gaby Book 6 - Girls, Girls, Girl?
Chapter *36* Race Time
by Maddy Bell



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Badger's Set: Part 5

Badger's Set

by Tanya Allan

 
Lee and Leanne were twins, but as a young baby, Leanne dies, leaving her twin with the firm belief that part of her remained with him for always.

As Lee grew in an unhappy home, struggling with a gender identity problem, events occurred that enabled Leanne to come alive again, in more ways than one.

Leanne got a job in a classy cocktail bar, called Badger's, that turned away hundreds for every one that was accepted.

She was a unique girl...

in more ways than one!



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Getting Sorted -4- Sex and Catfish

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Two things that are both better hot...
catfish restaurant
Getting Sorted

 

by Erin Halfelven

 

4. Sex and Catfish


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Easy As Falling Off A Bike pt 908.

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Wuthering Dormice
(aka Bike)
Part 908
by Angharad

Copyright © 2010 Angharad
All Rights Reserved.
  
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Cynthia and the High School Years - Part 1, Chapters 12, 13 End Part One

Cynthia and the High School Years — Part 1, Chapters 12 and 13


By Portia Bennett

Chapters 12 and 13: Did what I think just happen really happen? Well, we have two chapters to straighten this mess out; however, there is much more going on than will ever be revealed in Parts 1 and 2 of Cindy’s high school years. You can read a lot between the lines. There are many others working in the shadow of The Wizard. The question is going to be asked again and again: why is The Wizard going to all this trouble?



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The XX-Factor: Chapter 5 - Practice Makes Perfect

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...He found it really odd but also quite exciting that the guys knew he wasn't really a girl, but still reacted towards him as if he was. It was a different kind of attention that he was completely unaccustomed and unprepared for, but it also felt really nice too.

The XX-Factor
Chapter Five - Practice Makes Perfect

by Woggie

Copyright  ©2003 Woggie
Revised edition: February 12, 2010



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Any Job in a Storm: Chapter 7

Julie discovers a new side to herself as well as experiencing many hidden aspects of society
including fetishism, bondage and then a much darker aspect -
abduction and slavery.

 

Any Job in a Storm
Chapter 7 - Corseted

by Maddy Bell

Copyright © 2003 Maddy Bell
All Rights Reserved.


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Gaby Book 6 Chapter *35* Baby School

Gaby Book 6 - Girls, Girls, Girl?
Chapter *35* Baby School
by Maddy Bell



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Badger's Set: Part 4

Badger's Set

by Tanya Allan

 
Lee and Leanne were twins, but as a young baby, Leanne dies, leaving her twin with the firm belief that part of her remained with him for always.

As Lee grew in an unhappy home, struggling with a gender identity problem, events occurred that enabled Leanne to come alive again, in more ways than one.

Leanne got a job in a classy cocktail bar, called Badger's, that turned away hundreds for every one that was accepted.

She was a unique girl...

in more ways than one!



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Swan Song

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I wrote this story probably in 2000 and published it in 2001 on Storysite. At the time, I don't think I had any idea where life would take me; certainly not to transition. It is true, and short. This really did happen to me.

Swan Song by: Credence Browne (Now Gwen Brown)

I stood on the seat of the couch, looking out the window, wanting to go outside. Pointing outside, I began talking in my little child's voice. "I want to go mom." I said.



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Becoming Monica - Chapter 13

Becoming Monica
Chapter 13

by Closetdrsr

Copyright © 2010 by Closetdrsr


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Easy As Falling Off A Bike pt 907.

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Wuthering Dormice
(aka Bike)
Part 907
by Angharad

Copyright © 2010 Angharad
All Rights Reserved.
  
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The Journey is the Destination 23

The Journey is the Destination
Chapter 23

By poetheather

Now the training begins and Ukyo and Akane get a taste of the kind of training Ranma did while growing up.


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The XX-Factor: Chapter 4 - Welcome to the Xavier Institute!

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"Life is never simple, child," said Ororo. "The other students here at the Institute know that better than most. You will find all of them to be very understanding and accepting of you -- no matter which gender you appear to be."

The XX-Factor
Chapter Four - Welcome to the Xavier Institute!

by Woggie

Copyright  ©2003 Woggie
Revised edition: February 12, 2010



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The Princess and the Plague: 50

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The Princess and the Plague
Part 50
By Anistasia Allread

“This is a don't ask, don't tell situation.” Aunt Carrie stated. “I'm only giving you some information, the rest is up to you. If anyone asks, you didn't hear any of this from me.” She gave Erika a penetrating look.

Erika nodded.

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The Favorite

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The Favorite



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Three Days, Three Ways

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Three Days, Three Ways
El Guapo

A note to readers, don't read if you don't like poor grammar, this is a little rough to say the least.



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My Fair Lady

My Fair Lady

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by

T. D. Aldoennetti

1996


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Skipper! Chapter 17

Skipper! by Beverly Taff

 

This chapter addresses the first steps towards helping Christopher, AKA Christine but more affectionately called Chrissie by the family at the cottage.



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Girl 'n boy

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Girl ‘n Boy
(with apologies to Katy Perry)

I would like to
Be a girl, wear the clothes
Yeah I am a mess



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I changed to a girl (and I liked it)

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I changed to a girl
(with apologies to Katy Perry)

This is exactly what I planned
Its my intention
But I’m not brave my heart in hand
Its desperation



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Finally Finding Myself Part 3 (Updated)

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Finally Finding Myself Chapter 3

Jamie was surprised to hear that Karen followed him home. He wiped the tears from his face with his shirt sleeve and headed down the stairs to the front door. He unbolted the lock, and let Karen in, with his eyes pointed downwards, ashamed to meet hers. He thought about how he had admitted to the entire school that his life was just an act. "I guess you must really think I'm a freak after that." Karen's eyes welled up, and she hugged Jamie tight. "I don't think you're a freak, and I really don't think you're weird either. I'm so sorry I said that Jamie."



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Fifty Ways

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I heard this song on the radio, and it reminded me that I hadn't written anything for Song Month yet. So here is my silly song parody, with apologies to Paul Simon (who can’t count; he only came up with 5.)



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