I'm gonna wave that trope right off of my page,

'drea and Girls:
I'm gonna wave that meme right outa my arms,
I'm gonna wave that trope right outa my arms,
And send it on his way.

Don't try to patch it up

Girls:
Tear it up, tear it up!

Veronica:
Wash it out, dry it out,

Joanne:
Push it out, fly it out,

Emma:
Cancel it and let it go!

Girls:
Yea, sister!

'drea:
I'm gonna wash that trope right outa my tale,
I'm gonna wash that trope right outa my tale,
I'm gonna wash that trope right outa my tale,
And send it on its way.

If a reader don't understand you,
If you fly on separate beams,
Waste no time, make a change,
Ride that trope right off your range.
Erase it out of the roll call
And drum it out of your dreams.

Girls:
Oho! If you laugh at different antics,
If you look for different schemes,
Waste no time, weep no more,
Show that trope what delete is for.
Rub it out of the roll call
And drum it out of your dreams.

Emma:
You can't light a fire when the woods are wet,

Girls:
No!

Joanne:
You can't make a weak premise strong,

Girls:
Hmm, hmm!

Veronica:
You can't fix a plot when it ain't quite good,

Girls:
And you can't fix a trope when it's wrong!

'drea:
You can't fix a premise when it’s too dour.
Or sweeten up a plotline when it’s turnin' sour

Girls:
Oh no! Oh no!

'drea and Girls:
If your eyes get awfully dim,
When you look for glints and gleams,
Waste no time,
Make a switch,
Drop that trope in the nearest ditch!
Rub it out of the roll call,
And drum it out of your dreams
Oho! Oho!

'drea:
I'm gonna wash that trope right outa my tale,
I'm gonna wash that trope right outa my tale,
I'm gonna wash that trope right outa my tale,
And send it on its way.

Girls:
She’s gonna wash that trope right outa her tale,
She’s gonna wash that trope right outa her tale,
She’s gonna wash that trope right outa her tale,