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From the ‘girls’ who brought you Insane TROPE-ez and I’ve Got a WHAT?
That popular Retro-Rock Group Camisole Cuties
A new album…. Okay, Mom, Just This Once, featuring the Hit Single…
Coulda told ya that this didn’t feel right
But Mom entered me in this pageant tonight
Like a trope my twin sister busted her leg
Leavin’ Mom cryin’ as she started to beg
Gowns to the left of me
Swimsuits to the right, here I am
Stuck in prosthetics with Gloo
Yes I’m stuck in prosthetics with Gloo
And I’m won’drin’ just what I’m gonna do
Mommy says the makeup is stuck on my face
And the real me is gone with no trace
Gowns to the left of me
Swimsuits to the right, here I am
Stuck in prosthetics with Gloo
With REAL breasts and vagina
Permanent mascara and eyeliner
What a show? Oh oh whoa
And since I’m past the deadline
There ain’t no more time
To re-moo-oove them
Re-moo-oove them
WellI just hafta do what I oughta do
Be my mother’s other daughter, whoo hoo
It won’t be so bad I confess
‘Cause it turns out my girlfriend’s a lez
Gowns to the left of me
Swimsuits to the right, here I am
Stuck in prosthetics with Gloo
Well now I’m in full regalia
With a pussy and mammalia
Ain’t so ba-ahd, ah ahh ahh ah ad
And I really must confess
That it’s really no distress
With a G-spoh-ot
G-spoh-ot
Now I’m sorta stuck in a crazy pose
Wearin’ permanent panty hose
Still it’s startin’ to feel rather fine
Now that I accept that these boobies are mine…
Gowns to the left of me
Swimsuits to the right, here I am
Stuck in prosthetics with Gloo
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with Gloo
Stuck in the middle with Gloo
Here I am stuck in the middle with Gloo
Based on
Stuck in the Middle
by Steeler's Wheel
as performed by
Jodi Peterson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXAB2GyGgMc
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Giggles!
LOL! I had just recently made reference to this song in the chatroom with Arwen! Loving Hugs Talia
that was ... hilarious !
thanks for the laugh, hon!
Re: that was... hilarious!
I have to agree with Dot, this entry had me giggling for a moment after I read it.
Nice entry, Andrea.
Oh my God funny!!!
Now if we could only get someone to record this parody for everyone to listen to!
(Don't look at me. I may play several instruments but I can't carry a tune in a bucket.)
We the willing, led by the unsure. Have been doing so much with so little for so long,
We are now qualified to do anything with nothing.
Clowns To The Left
Gerry Rafferty would probably really appreciate this version. Glad to see your funny side still works.
Stuck with the consequences.... and loving it!
This was funny and cute. And that's quite an achievement given the topic, which when I tried to tackle it in my imagination could only come up with creepy scenarios I wouldn't want to read; so I sure didn't write them.
~love ya! Ronni
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(Although, hmmmmmmm...
Seeing my own picture just now gave me an idea
for a not so grotesque, possibly upbeat idea for a tail, er tale....)
What borders on pure insanity?
Canada and Mexico.
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Good job!
Lots of fun, and now I've got a song stuck in my head. :)
Hugs,
Erin
= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.
Sooo...
What's left to say??? You do this sort of thing so well!!!
Hmmm... Another...
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrat