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On the Way from Camelot...
by Andrea Lena DiMaggio
Somewhere between Camelot and Englewood Cliffs…..
Receptionist: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Dysphoria must answer me these questions three, ere the other side she see.
Girl: Ask me the questions, oh keeper of the Salon appointments. I am not afraid.
Receptionist: What... is your name?
Girl: My name is Tiffany….of Hoboken.
Receptionist: What... is your quest?
Tiffany: To seek the Holy Grail….of Transgender
Receptionist: What... is your favourite colour?
Girl: Mauve.
Receptionist: Go on. Off you go.
Tiffany: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Robin: That's easy.
Receptionist: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Dysphoria must answer me these questions three, ere the other side she see.
Robin: Ask me the questions…. (looks at name tag) Cindy. I'm not afraid.
Cindy the Receptionist: What... is your name?
Robin: Robin of Bayonne.
Cindy the Receptionist: What... is your quest?
Robin: To seek the Holy Grail….of Transgender
Cindy the Receptionist: What... was your last estrogen level?
[pause]
Robin: I don't know that.
[she’s thrown out of the salon]
Robin: Auuuuuuuugh.
Cindy the Receptionist: Stop. What... is your name?
Kyra: Kyra of Camden.
Cindy the Receptionist: What... is your quest?
Kyra: I seek the Grail.
Cindy the Receptionist: What... is your favourite colour?
Kyra: Periwinkle. No, yel...
[she is also thrown out of the salon]
Kyra: auuuuuuuugh.
Cindy the Receptionist: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
Nikki: It is Nicole of Perth Amboy.
Cindy the Receptionist: What... is your quest?
Nikki: To seek the Holy Grail of Transgender
Cindy the Receptionist: What... is the normal time frame for a clinical endorsement for a real – life test?
Nikki: What do you mean? Canadian or the United States
Cindy the Receptionist: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[she is thrown out]
Cindy the Receptionist: Auuuuuuuugh.
Nicole’s BFF Andi: How do know so much about that?
Nicole: Well, you have to know these things when you're transgender. If only things were this easy in real life?
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~giggle~
this one is fun.
Stupidity is a capital offense. A summary not indictable.
oKAY...SO...
The last time I took that bridge I wound up in Staten Island? Is that part of something? Anyway...I thought it was the Bridge of Dyslexia. I get sooo cornfused when I leave the farm. I like this one...too?
Cornfused amidst the cabbages...
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrat
Has anyone told you
that you are a little strange?
; - )
T
thanks for the giggle, hon
kinda needed it
Easy Peasy
I knew the answer was mauve....such a lovely colour.
Auuuuuuuugh
I forgot my favorite color
hey what kind of sparrow is that
Shades of Python
ed
You really caught the spirit
You really caught the spirit of it.
By the way, before she transitioned, was the receptionist's name Tim?