Easy As Falling Off A Bike pt 1936

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The Daily Dormouse.
(aka Bike)
Part 1936
by Angharad

Copyright © 2013 Angharad
All Rights Reserved.
  
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“Julie’s in love,” I said to Simon who was sitting in bed reading some financial journal or other.

“Yes dear,” he said back to me.

“She’s going to call the baby Alice if it’s a girl and Roger if it’s a boy.”

“Is she?” he said. He clearly wasn’t listening.

“Her boyfriend is an astronaut.”

“I’m sure,” he replied.

“He’s going to Mars next week–just for a couple of years–might have to stay there.”

“Good lord,” he suddenly exclaimed.

“What?”

“Teddy Fraser has retired.”

“Who’s he?”

“Chairman of Van Stallin hedge fund.”

“Is that important?”

“I’ll say.”

“Would you say it was more important than your children?”

“That would depend upon the criteria being used.”

“I was trying to tell you about Julie.”

“That’s she was pregnant and married to an astronaut from Mars.”

“Listen to yourself.”

“Oh, okay you were lying.”

“You weren’t listening.”

“Okay, I am now–what about Julie?”

“She’s got herself a boyfriend.”

“Is that good?”

“She’s eighteen so it isn’t up to us.”

“Oh yeah.”

“He works in a bar across the road from the salon.”

“Not much of a catch then?”

“I don’t know, for all I know he’s waiting for a job confirmation from NASA.”

“He isn’t is he?”

“I don’t know, I doubt it.”

“Well at least he’s got a job.”

“He smokes.”

“Perhaps she’ll make him stop.”

“I have no idea, but I hope she’s strong enough not to try it herself.”

“At her age, she’ll have already tried it and not liked it.”

“She might get seduced into it by peer pressure.”

“Yeah, except you know that won’t happen.”

“I hope not.”

“Cathy, she’s not stupid.”

“I know but girls do stupid things at the behest of boys.”

“So what stupid things have you done at the behest of boys? Apart from marrying me, that is–thought I’d get it in first.”

“Very good, Si.”

He smiled his response.

“Except that wasn’t something I did at the behest of a boy; I married you because I wanted to.”

He looked surprised. “But I asked you to.”

“But I agreed to it.”

“Yeah, but doesn’t behest mean, at my request or invititaion?”

“Yes, but it was my decision–I could have said no.”

“But you wouldn’t have got such a generous offer anywhere else, would you?”

“Probably not–but I’d have got lots of bike rides with Kevin.”

“Oh that’s right throw that bumpkin in my face, why don’t you?”

“I’m only joking, Si.”

“Yeah, well it isn’t too funny from where I’m sitting.”

“You’re jealous, Simon Cameron.”

“Yeah, what of it?”

I smirked. “I’m glad I married you.”

“So ’m I.” We kissed.

“I had an email from Jacquie earlier.”

“How’s her course?”

“She’s staying in Salisbury.”

“Yeah, for a few weeks.”

“I think it might be longer.”

“Oh–why?”

“This is pure intuition, but I think she’s in love as well.”

“It is coming up to St Valentine’s Day. What’s his name or don’t you know?”

“I have a feeling it might be, her name, but I don’t know for sure.”

“Some gossip you are.” He picked up his journal again then laid it down. “She has a girl friend–you mean she’s gay?”

“I think she could be.”

“Oh well, whatever floats her boat.”

“I think she’s staying with this girl, so she might not come back.”

“Is she going to be missed?”

“Of course, but her help round the house was less than perfect compared to Ingrid.”

“I take it she’s still with David?”

“Of course.”

“So that’s all right then?”

“I suppose so–they seem very happy together and Hannah seems content, too.”

“Don’t see her over with our girls too much, do we?”

“She comes over now and again, but they don’t seem to get on that well which surprises me.”

“Oh well, let’s get some sleep, Six Nations starts tomorrow.”

“Oh, does it?” I knew any sort of help I needed would be less than forthcoming. “Who’s playing who?”

“England and Scotland and Wales and Ireland.”

“Oh, who’s going to win?”

“Seeing as England beat the All Blacks before Christmas, I suspect we’re going to take a beating.”

“There’s a surprise.”

He gave me a scowl.

“What about the other two?”

“Wales have home advantage but Ireland are in better form, so I suspect they’ll just sneak it.”

“I see the England ladies lost to Sri Lanka last week.”

“At rugby?” he squeaked.

“No, cricket.”

“Oh that, yeah–bit of a surprise–might do ’em good, put them on their mettle.”

“Si?”

“Yes, Babes?”

“If decided that things were getting too much for me...”

“What d’you mean?”

“I feel so tired all the time and I have no time to do what I want any more.”

“That’s what happens when you have a family.”

“If I was to give up my job at the university?”

“That would be up to you but if you wanted to stay as ecological adviser to the bank, it would be harder without some academic standing.”

“I’ve got a PhD, what more do they want?”

“Someone who’s working in an academic institute or university.”

“Oh well, the money was nice while it lasted.”

“What about your films or is Brian bloody Cox going to film harvest mice?”

“Quite honestly, I couldn’t give a toss.”

“What about the breeding programme and the dormouse research?”

“It doesn’t need me–someone else could do it.”

“Cathy, are you all right?”

“No,” I sniffed, “I just feel so tired all the time and I miss Billie so much.” He put his arm round me and I wept uncontrollably.

“Why don’t you take a sabbatical?”

“If I did, I wouldn’t go back.”

“You might miss it after a while?”

“I doubt it–I feel so tired all the time,” I yawned as if to emphasise the point.

“I suppose we could manage on my salary,” he said quietly and I nearly laughed hysterically–he earns a couple of million a year if you remember. “But what are you going to do with yourself with all that time?”

“Sleep,” I answered my eyes closing.

“Yeah but that would only last–oh you’ve gone to sleep,” I felt him in the distance talking to me and lowering me back on to my pillow whereupon I turned over and went off to sleep very quickly.

“I hope you know what you’re doing girl,” I think he said but I might have dreamt it I felt so tired part of me wanted to sleep forever.

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