Easy As Falling Off A Bike pt 1901

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The Daily Dormouse.
(aka Bike)
Part 1901
by Angharad

Copyright © 2012 Angharad
All Rights Reserved.
  
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I have no idea what time it was when we got to bed. Ingrid and Hannah were all for leaving that night. I asked them to wait and David stayed with them. The girls were scared, and Tom went up and read to them until the four of them fell asleep.

I spoke with Simon about offering Ingrid a job. “Oh yeah and five minutes later she’s calling you Mummy and we have an even bigger family.”

“Don’t be ridiculous. What I have in mind is for her to work with David some of the time and to do general housework the rest of the time. I intend to ask Stella for a contribution towards her salary. We throw in the cottage as a tied one and that gives Jacquie the chance to enrol in an access course to go to university.”

“Ask her to come in,” he said, and I went and fetched her. “My wife has made a suggestion to me which I shall put to you as a proposition–you’re not obliged to answer tonight, especially as we’ve been just a trifle distracted.”

“Yeah, moppin’ up blood is real good fun.”

“I think cleaning up yours would have been even less so.” Simon indicated she should remember that I’d saved her life–possibly.

“Okay–what’s this proposition?”

“We offer you a job, working with David in the kitchen–so he can teach you some cookery–and working in the house, helping with housework and childcare. In return, we pay you ten thousand a year and throw in the cottage. It would be unspecified hours, but some days it would be quiet and others it could be quite intense.”

“Wow–I dunno if I feel safe here after tonight.”

“I also thought we could possibly get Hannah into the same school that my three girls attend–I think we could arrange a scholarship with a top up. Obviously, if you leave here, I’m afraid we’d not be able to continue the top up.”

“I dunno–not sure she’d fit in a posh school.”

“The girls there are not all posh ones and the education is very good. I’m sure you’d like to see her make something of her life, an education is the best way of helping her.”

“Why are you being so nice to me–us?”

“Because I can, and because we all hate bullies and abuse of anyone. Furthermore, I’d like to see Hannah have a chance at life, and although I’m not for one moment suggesting you couldn’t give her one, I think I could help you. I lost a daughter about her age.”

“I’m sorry.I dunno, I’m still not sure about how safe I feel.”

“The men didn’t break into the house they entered because someone opened the door. The doors are all security doors, even with a battering ram they’ll give you a few minutes to get away. All the windows are reinforced safety glass. I can’t say no one would get into your cottage, but it would take them a few minutes and it’s unusual for no one to be in the house here.”

“What if they cut the phone lines?”

“Everyone has a mobile these days. No one trying to get you will have the technology to block those. Besides, the gates are usually closed and they’re electronic and we do have CCTV on the outside of the drive and the house and the cottages are also alarmed.”

“Can I think about it–you know–talk it over with Han?”

“As it’s Christmas in a couple of days and we’ll have loads of food, and we usually have plenty of fun as well, why don’t you stay until after Christmas and give us an answer then? You can help David or me, and Hannah will have someone to play with.”

“Can I say a provisional yes to the Christmas bit?”

“If you have alternative plans, that’s fine. We can drop you at a National Bus stop or the station.”

“Can I speak with Han, first?”

“Of course.” She gathered her daughter, and David escorted them over to the cottages. I glanced at the clock, it was nearly three. I yawned and Simon copied me.

“Is she going to stay?” he asked me.

“I would for the package we were offering.”

“Bugger, and I thought I had to marry you to make you stay.”

“Either that or learn to use the washing machine and the microwave.”

“That’s women’s work,” he said and ran up the stairs.

The next day we were a bit slow to get going. I left Simon in charge of the kids while Stella and I went into town and bought a few more presents for Ingrid and Hannah. “You going to give them these anyway?” asked Stella as we added to the treasure trove in the boot of the Jaguar.

“Yes, these I will, the laptop maybe not if they don’t stay for Christmas.”

“There’s a laptop as well? Bloody hell, Cathy, you’re gonna kill ’em with kindness.”

We had lunch out and when we got home discovered that Jacquie had got the lunch, as David had taken Ingrid and Hannah out to do some shopping. Simon was quite peeved–we had to have something from the freezer and shop bread.”

I pretended I was playing the violin to accompany his tragedy, then had to step back smartly as he swiped at me. “Fancy David deserting his post?” he remarked.

“Come off it Simon, you could open a tin of beans and make some toast. You weren’t going to starve–Trish would have told you what to do, or even Sammi–where is she?” I looked around and she was noticeable by her absence.

“Gone to meet Julie and Phoebe at the salon, she was getting a trim I think.”

“How are they going to get three home in Julie’s car?”

“How would I know?”

“I’ll send her a text.” I did and she said Sammi had gone to do some shopping and would find her own way back.

David, Ingrid and Hannah returned mid afternoon and he immediately set about making dinner. A short while later Ingrid and Hannah came over and Ingrid helped David in the kitchen while I got Hannah to assist the other girls in decorating the Christmas tree–yeah, I never learn and I am determined I’m not going to get pine needles in a personal place this year.
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Simon and Danny set about cleaning out the fireplace and bringing in a whole basket of logs which they stacked against the wall, still in the hearth, then repeated the exercise another three times. If we lit a fire, no one would have to go out for logs for days. He brought in a pile of kindling and stacked that in the hearth with some newspaper.

The girls finished the tree and this year the lights worked. Si and Danny, supervised by Tom, then put lights in a couple of small trees in the drive. It was beginning to feel like Christmas might happen after all.

Andy Bond arrived just before dinner and I almost coaxed him to stay. “I’ve been sent as a peace envoy.”

“Oh?” What could this mean?

“Yeah, it’s unlikely they’re going to charge you with assault, as the depositions and statements suggest you were defending your family/household against what could have been a fatal attack. The marks on Ingrid’s throat demonstrated he was using quite a lot of pressure. However, if you’re found using a bow again, they might not be so lenient next time.”

“Okay, I’ll get a Kalashnikov–I think you can buy them for a few hundred in Pakistan.”

“Cathy, be reasonable. You’ve shot about ten people here now.”

“Each one of them deserved it and I didn’t start it.”

“I know, I know–look, like I said, I’m just the messenger.”

He went off with a couple of bottles of wine as a Christmas present from Simon. When I asked Simon if he thought a crossbow would count as something different and he suggested it wouldn’t, they’re already considered offensive weapons and besides, they take too long to reload compared to a longbow. He had a point.

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has the law

Maddy Bell's picture

requiring time at the butts been repealled then?


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Madeline Anafrid Bell

Only applies

Angharad's picture

to men.

Angharad

So Andy was sent to diffuse the PENSION KILLER?!

I'd say that Superintendant was dangerously close to being sacked, homeless and living on the dole.

Where do they find these idiots? Is there a secret lab where they are grown in test tubes along with religious nutters, wacko political types and Dallas Cowboy fans?

-- GRIN --

Or does the British constabulary somehow attract the clueless?

Top notch as usual.. BTW were the armed men friends of the battered woman's husband? Or just thugs who saw a well off household and decided to commit suicide, just they didn't know it?

Another great episode. Bonzi and co deserve some tuna or at least MIce -a-Roni the San Francisco treat.

John in Wauwatosa

P.S. Oh, sorry, Rice-a-Roni

John in Wauwatosa

The cops don't like it when someone

does their job better than they do. Give them feelings of insecurity and powerlessness... and we all know that cops love a power trip. Gotta defend their turf!

Homeowner as "King" law.

In barbaric Oregon, the Homeowner is King inside the walls of his own house. So, there is no question that if someone is misbehaving and doing antisocial things and making you fear for your life, the assailant is like totally "fresh meat".

If you have a concealed weapons permit, as I do, there is a special sentence you must memorize and then the law can not touch you. You simply have to say, "I was afraid for my life", is all one needs to say and all things being equal, you are off the hook.

Of course I have not ever shot anyone in my house,and I am three times Cathy's age, so she is a bit of a statistical outrider isn't she?

Much peace

Gwendolyn

Cathy

Cathy needs to move to an area with a lower crime rate, like the U.S.

Ooooooooooh!!!

Ouch! Snort!!

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Crossbow

Cathy's right. They do take a while to reload. They pack quite a punch, though. Mine buries the bolt up to the fletching into the target.

Interestingly enough, its model name is 'Bristol.' We live in Bristol, Michigan, so it's appropriate.

So what can you do?

The stupid plod keeps claiming she can't do this and can't do that. So why don't they tell her what she can do when they have knives at their throats. Idiots.

Kim

Simple

Die


"Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.”
George Carlin

Reasonable force

kristina l s's picture

Similar rules here and it comes down to an appropriate level of force/violence to the threat. So Cathy is probably okay here, but if she followed up after they were down she'd be in trouble. You can hit someone that is threatening you but if you follow up when the threat is gone you are then at fault. Grey area as most things are to some degree. I'm no expert but have had some experience over the last little while.

Anyway Ang thanks for Biking on it is appreciated. Chrissie morning here.. well getting close to lunch time now. Eat a bit too much, drink a little too much and fall asleep on the floor with sappy music playing in the background, ah Christmas.

Be good eh. Oh what's up with comments from yesterday?

Kristina

Andy Bond & the plods had best

be grateful that only Cathy is an archer,, and none of the others have guns. But does Tom have a rifle for shooting game?

    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine

“That’s women’s work,”

I'm annoyed by people who rely on other folks for the simplest of things. Everyone should be able to prepare a meal and know 1 end of a screwdriver from the other. Do for yourself, whenever possible. If one has that sort of reputation, help tends to be forthcoming, when it's really needed.

G/R

After the life

that Ingrid and Hannah have had for the last few years, A normal family christmas will come as welcome change to them... That is of course if you could ever class the Camerons as normal, After all not many families could do what Cathy has done in not only rescuing them from the bully that called himself a father and husband and then offering Ingrid the chnce of a new life

You can understand the reluctance Ingrid shows, But she will never have a better christmas present than the one being offered by the Camerons, Maybe she should remember the old adage about not looking a gift horse in the mouth....

A very happy christmas to you Angharad, Thank you so much for the entertainmment you have provided us all throughout the year, May your day be full of everything that is good...

Hugs

Kirri

Angharad

I have been waiting for an nice even number to give you all the Kudos that I owe you but I am only allowed to give one on this latest instalment of Cathy's wondrous exploits. So I hope you can accept the 1900 I missed out on. When I first started to read on this gigantic site, I thought that there was no way I was going to ever be able to read the several hundred episodes but last August, I undertook the task of "catching" up & by the Canada's Thanksgiving I was up to date. You have crafted a most impressive tome of up to date history. Your writing is most enjoyable and uncanny how you can pull in the latest events and you own views of them into an ongoing saga. Congratulations!!

I hope that this day of celebration is full of family and good cheer. Best wishes for the most of good health possible in 2013.

Ruth

May the sun always shine on your parade

Lovely story,

in the spirit of kindness and good will.

I read it on Chrissy Morn so it was a lovely intro to the day.

Thanks again Ang, have a lovely time. Dunno about your part of the world but over in Wales it's blue skies and fairly warm, just perfect for a short bike ride.

Still lovin' it,

XX

Bevs.

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Nadolig Hapus i chi. Diolch i

Nadolig Hapus i chi. Diolch i chi am pob un o'ch gwaith yn caled

Ceridwen

Ceridwen

Diolch,

Angharad's picture

croeso i chi.

Nadolig Llawen ac Blwyddyn Newydd Dda.

Cofleidiau,

Angharad
(Yn Gymraeg ferch ysgol)

Angharad

Diolch i chi unwaith agian i

Diolch i chi unwaith agian i chi lawer croesawu ymdrechion. Mae blwyddyn newydd heddychlon i chi.

Ceridwen

They do make...

They do make rapid fire/cartridge Cross Bows these days... (Yeah, I was surprised too.)

I suspect Cathy will need to find a new weapon of mass destruction. Perhaps something that shoots "tranquilizer" darts... This way, unless allergic, the person shot usually recovers with no long lasting effects... I figure a dart that could put down a charging rhino would work. :-)

Interesting things a happening. Sounds like this new mom could be quite some help around the house, if she wants to be.

Thank you,
Annette

Less than lethal

They make pepper spray (powder, actually) pellets for paintball guns. Tasers/stun guns are available, too, but I don't know if you can get them in the UK.

I would have thought

with a long history of the longbow usage, bows would be fairly safe to keep over there. Maybe she should look into getting a shotgun, since it would have a "legitimate" bird hunting use.

Intruders with hostile intent

Wendy Jean's picture

will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Don't like it? Don't invade her home!