Trans-Thimble Theater
Tonight's Episode: Olive's Oyl

Bluto:

Ah..get away, you seasick turtle, ya. I'm takin' Olive out! (Pow)

Popeye:

Oh, yeah? We'll be seein' abouts that, you landlubbin' son of sea cook! Olive n' me is goin' out, right, Olive? (Bop)

Olive:

No! Stop it this instant. Neither of you is going out with me until we settle this once and for all. We'll have a competition!

Popeye:

Gawsh, Olive? Whaddaymean, compeetishun?

Olive:

I wanna clean-shaven man, and the one who is the smoothest gets to take me to the movies Saturday night. And maybe more?

Popeye:

Well...I guess I gots a head start on yah, yah goon (mumbles incoherently).

Bluto:

You ugly galoot; I got it made. Olive's gonna go with me.

Popeye:

With Me, you overgrown houseplant. I'm takin' Olive.

Olive:

Just wait until Saturday night.

That Saturday....

Bluto:

Well, Olive, ain't ya gonna say somethin' about my face?

Popeye:

I'd like to say somethink about yer face, I would (mumbles incoherently)! Olive. Looks at me...don't I look adoreeble? (eyah eyah eyah eyah eyah)

Olive:

Well, boys, you do look nice and clean shaven, but I've already made my choice.

Popeye:
Bluto:

Huh?

Olive:

[singing] Betty, you cunnin' little Boop-a-dooper;

Betty, you won my heart.

Betty, you knock me for a loop-de-looper;

Betty, each time you start

Betty, it's time that we went steady;

Let's get ready for the wedding.

Betty, perhaps you'll boop-a-boop

a lullaby to a Betty bye and bye.

Wimpy, the Sea Hag and Swee' Pea:

[singing] Made of pen and ink,

She can win you with a wink

Ain't she cute?

Betty Boop:

Boop-boop-boop-ee-doop!

Wimpy, the Sea Hag, and Swee' Pea:

Sweet Betty!

Bluto:

(Expletive deleted)

Popeye:

This isk embarraskink!!!!