Grandma’s Gift
By Patricia Marie Allen
Edited by Gabi Z
Grandma sent Pam lacy, nylon panties for her birthday and then again for Christmas.
“Mom, Grandma sent me nylon panties again,” Pam complained when she opened Grandma’s Christmas present.
“That’s nice dear. Be sure to send her a nice thank you,” Mom told her.
“A thank you? But I don’t want nylon panties. I wear cotton, doesn’t she know that?”
“Grandma grew up when all girls wore nylon panties and appreciated some fancy panties as gifts. Now, put them away and write a thank you note.”
“I might as well give them to Jimmy. He’s more likely to wear them than I am. I’ll never wear them and I sure won’t wear the other ones that he’s already worn.”
“I don’t care what you do with them. Give them to Jimmy, throw them away or put them in your drawer; just write a thank you to Grandma.”
“How can I write a thank you for a present I don’t want without lying?”
“You just say, ‘Your present arrived today, they’re very pretty. Thank you,’ and sign it.”
“Oh no, I really do like them. I mean, they’re very pretty and all. I don’t know why Pam doesn’t like them.”
